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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #75 on: July 25, 2009, 09:53:44 pm »
*Grabs chainsaw*
Hehehehehehe. Just make sure you remember to dye it before getting me to dig around. It's easier when the abdomen doesn't look like an abdomen.
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #76 on: July 25, 2009, 09:55:47 pm »
*revs up chainsaw* when i say go, jump in !
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #77 on: July 25, 2009, 10:02:30 pm »
*Pulls on gloves*
Ready!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #78 on: July 25, 2009, 11:23:54 pm »
"Go"!
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #79 on: July 25, 2009, 11:38:41 pm »
I gotta wait for clockwork. Otherwise I might lose my hands in Delirium.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #80 on: July 25, 2009, 11:40:25 pm »
*grins and raises chainsaw*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #81 on: July 25, 2009, 11:40:57 pm »
Do you think Delirium changed her avatar so as to befoozle us?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #82 on: July 25, 2009, 11:56:47 pm »
No...I think she changed it because it suited her better.  ;D

Although, it's probably not such a good idea to slice her open. This too shall pass, and time heals all wounds.  ;D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #83 on: July 26, 2009, 12:01:21 am »
But we want the keys now.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #84 on: July 27, 2009, 01:53:52 am »
You know, we could just wait for it to pass out naturally, on its own...
But if we are being impatient...

*Hands helios a great big, powerful MAGNET*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #85 on: July 27, 2009, 01:54:45 am »
Okay, even I'm not that bonkers...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #86 on: July 27, 2009, 06:38:55 am »
You're not?!
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #87 on: July 27, 2009, 08:10:16 am »
Um, what do I do with this?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #88 on: July 27, 2009, 12:18:53 pm »
Um, what do I do with this?

we combine it with the chainsaw !

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #89 on: July 27, 2009, 12:38:16 pm »
*Use < Electromagnet with < Clockwork's Chainsaw*
*You created Electro-Magneto-Saw*
Awesome...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #90 on: July 31, 2009, 10:08:34 pm »
Okay, okay, wait... I have a set of lock-picks somewhere... even though I like pain, the chainsaw and magnet sound a little much...  ::)
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #91 on: July 31, 2009, 10:42:39 pm »
I agree wholeheartedly.  ;)

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #92 on: July 31, 2009, 11:08:23 pm »
*fumbles in various pockets and produces a set of lock-picks* 
--Okay, when we spring the Shrink, what do we do with her?  -- Group therapy? or make her use the slip-n-slide?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #93 on: July 31, 2009, 11:09:32 pm »
Um...um?  Just saying, make sure you spring the shrink and not that...other one... :o
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #94 on: July 31, 2009, 11:11:58 pm »
Group therapy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #95 on: July 31, 2009, 11:16:23 pm »
Group therapy while on the slip & slide...maybe with some electroshock mixed in? MWAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #96 on: July 31, 2009, 11:16:57 pm »
Group therapy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--I think if that happened, she'd be as buckets-o-crazy as the rest of us.. maybe the firehose..?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #97 on: August 03, 2009, 03:28:37 am »
Okay, so far, we've got a bottle of dish soap, a fire hose, and a wonderful set of marble stairs at the end of a long hallway...


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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #98 on: August 03, 2009, 02:53:53 pm »
Do you all have room for one more inmate?  ;)
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #99 on: August 03, 2009, 07:34:38 pm »
Oh, there's always room for one more. *putting soap on the stairway*