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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2009, 03:00:22 am »
*Shrugs out of his jacket*

Now I'm starting to suspect we can all do that.

Erm, why is mine Century-21 yellow?  :o
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2009, 03:05:35 am »
ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2009, 03:08:57 am »
Can't imagine why that would be...by any chance does she rave on and on about a "down market" and the particular figure 6%, and constantly hand out cards?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2009, 03:10:49 am »
How did you know?  That was even too nuts for us... so she's in the deepest, darkest, part of the asylum... chained, so don't worry.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2009, 03:17:21 am »
Please tell Housekeeping not to wash my things with hers any more.  What she has may be a prion disease.  Last I heard these were not destroyed by simple laundering, especially with the cheap soaps they use in these establishments.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2009, 03:20:26 am »
Ah, just wiggle out of it, everybody else has... we'll dispose of it post-haste!  ;)

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2009, 03:59:57 am »
She wasn't the lady in this, was she?


If we really must have one of her kind here, why can't it be this one?


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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2009, 04:46:49 am »
ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2009, 05:13:14 am »
Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2009, 03:12:23 pm »
Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   >:(
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2009, 03:54:02 pm »
ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)

Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!

Heh.  I always wondered why those guys wore yellow jackets...admittedly I was thinking more along the lines of the Yellow Sign, but I suppose both theories could be correct.  In fact, that's most likely true.

Wasp spray it is.  Also effective against...*wary look*...them.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2009, 05:04:36 pm »
You could always screech loudly, and run around yelling "Where's my chicken."  That tends to off-put anyone!   ;)

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2009, 08:24:48 pm »
Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   >:(
It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2009, 08:53:50 pm »
Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   >:(
It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.

Okay, I give it to you... you RULE... I ALWAYS get Shibneggeroth (sp) or Cthulu.... and then... madness ensues, and of course I die.   >:(

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #64 on: July 22, 2009, 04:38:40 am »
AH, the inmates ARE quiet tonight... it might actually be time for the firehose... and to make it interesting, a slip & slide might be in order...  ;D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #65 on: July 22, 2009, 08:51:12 pm »
And soap flakes.....*teehee*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #66 on: July 22, 2009, 10:41:57 pm »
Lets not forget the whip-cream foam at the end!  ;D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #67 on: July 22, 2009, 11:38:39 pm »
*Feeling a bit low, now where DID we lock up the Shrinks?*   :-\

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2009, 12:19:18 am »
...And where did we hide that key?...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #69 on: July 23, 2009, 12:20:30 am »
The key, the key.....WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BLOODY KEY!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 am »
Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.   :-X

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2009, 09:07:01 pm »
Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.   :-X


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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2009, 09:20:25 pm »
*Laughs madly*
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2009, 09:22:38 pm »
Well this is going to get interesting.  ::)

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2009, 09:28:16 pm »
*Laughs madly*


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