Author Topic: Arkham Asylum (Read 233784 times)

Nikola Tesla · « **Reply #50 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:00:22 am »

*Shrugs out of his jacket*

Now I'm starting to suspect we can all do that.

Erm, why is mine Century-21 yellow?

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #51 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:05:35 am »

ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Nikola Tesla · « **Reply #52 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:08:57 am »

Can't imagine why that would be...by any chance does she rave on and on about a "down market" and the particular figure 6%, and constantly hand out cards?

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #53 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:10:49 am »

How did you know? That was even too nuts for us... so she's in the deepest, darkest, part of the asylum... chained, so don't worry.

Nikola Tesla · « **Reply #54 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:17:21 am »

Please tell Housekeeping not to wash my things with hers any more. What she has may be a prion disease. Last I heard these were not destroyed by simple laundering, especially with the cheap soaps they use in these establishments.

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #55 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:20:26 am »

Ah, just wiggle out of it, everybody else has... we'll dispose of it post-haste!

Nikola Tesla · « **Reply #56 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:59:57 am »

She wasn't the lady in this, was she?

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If we really must have one of her kind here, why can't it be this one?

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von Corax · « **Reply #57 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:46:49 am »

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 21, 2009, 03:05:35 am

ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #58 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:13:14 am »

Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!

Capt_Zaphod · « **Reply #59 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:12:23 pm »

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 20, 2009, 10:04:02 pm

Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.

Nobody really wins in the Lovecraft stories.

Nikola Tesla · « **Reply #60 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:54:02 pm »

Quote from: von Corax on July 21, 2009, 04:46:49 am

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 21, 2009, 03:05:35 am
ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 21, 2009, 05:13:14 am

Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!

Heh. I always wondered why those guys wore yellow jackets...admittedly I was thinking more along the lines of the Yellow Sign, but I suppose both theories could be correct. In fact, that's most likely true.

Wasp spray it is. Also effective against...*wary look*...them.

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #61 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:04:36 pm »

You could always screech loudly, and run around yelling "Where's my chicken." That tends to off-put anyone!

Pnakotus · « **Reply #62 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:24:48 pm »

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 20, 2009, 10:04:02 pm

Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.

It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #63 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:53:50 pm »

Quote from: Pnakotus on July 21, 2009, 08:24:48 pm

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 20, 2009, 10:04:02 pm
Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.
It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.

Okay, I give it to you... you RULE... I ALWAYS get Shibneggeroth (sp) or Cthulu.... and then... madness ensues, and of course I die.

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #64 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:38:40 am »

AH, the inmates ARE quiet tonight... it might actually be time for the firehose... and to make it interesting, a slip & slide might be in order...

Athena · « **Reply #65 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:51:12 pm »

And soap flakes.....*teehee*

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #66 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:41:57 pm »

Lets not forget the whip-cream foam at the end!

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #67 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:38:39 pm »

*Feeling a bit low, now where DID we lock up the Shrinks?* $:-\$

vela · « **Reply #68 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:19:18 am »

...And where did we hide that key?...

-vela

Athena · « **Reply #69 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:20:30 am »

The key, the key.....WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BLOODY KEY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Delirium Datura · « **Reply #70 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 am »

Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.

clockwork creation · « **Reply #71 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:07:01 pm »

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 am

Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.

il get it....

helios · « **Reply #72 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:20:25 pm »

*Laughs madly*

Athena · « **Reply #73 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:22:38 pm »

Well this is going to get interesting.

clockwork creation · « **Reply #74 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:28:16 pm »

Quote from: helios on July 25, 2009, 09:20:25 pm

*Laughs madly*

fetch my chainsaw old chap... we have a key to obtain

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