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Delirium Datura

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #250 on: August 12, 2009, 05:10:24 am »
Oh, my dear... various and sundry punishments are totally lost on me... I just tend to grin and laugh... (I guess that's why I'm here...)   ;D
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #251 on: August 12, 2009, 05:17:40 am »
It's why I'm here. "We're all mad here..."

I was talking to Angela earlier. She says the folks here are nice. It's why I stopped by. I ALWAYS trust Angela. We've been friends since before I was born.

Angela likes the people here, and Angela usually likes No One.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #252 on: August 12, 2009, 05:21:48 am »
I'm glad you all like my 'borrowed' mad-house!  I don't get to be on very often, and this is just about where I belong... *it's all homey and stuff, plus I like the atmosphere* 
Just like all nut-houses, it's taken on a life of it's own... perfect!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #253 on: August 12, 2009, 05:31:29 am »
Ah well, all good things must come to a ... bend...but...

*withdrawing a thick, worn book from her fishbowl*  The Book of Madness  *found this in the basement... didn't know there was a book for it all....*giggle*

*Sits in the corner and begins tearing out pages and eating them, and somewhere a hum begins and a cog turns* 

*YUM!*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #254 on: August 12, 2009, 05:32:21 am »
THE SKY IS FOULING!!! (pun intended)
NO! NO! THE SKY! THE SKY!
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #255 on: August 12, 2009, 05:32:57 am »
*skips through the wall with the book and disappears*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #256 on: August 12, 2009, 10:22:52 am »
ahhh.....it's so nice to finally find a place where i feel so at home. and to find accomodation for my polar bear too was a delightful added bonus.
and doesn't Mr. Kipling make exceedingly good cakes.......

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #257 on: August 12, 2009, 10:45:31 am »
<with a loud rending crash, the chandelier crashes to the floor, in a cloud of dust, debris, and Tobias. Picking himself up, he dusts himself off> Sorry, I heard something about puns?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #258 on: August 12, 2009, 04:46:07 pm »
*Large black cat saunters in, thinly disguised as a doctor, in home-made spectacles and howie coat*

Good, good, splendid. You're all making excellent progress. I shall send Nurse Igor along in a few minutes to give you all some medicine.

*exit cat/doctor contentedly crunching a sugarmouse she found in the pocket of her white coat*
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #259 on: August 12, 2009, 05:55:56 pm »
Ack! *getting landed on by Tobi* Now I'm covered in dust....

Oh Doctor!!!! I want my meds please. Can I have a 2 month supply? I'm stocking up in case of...well...just stocking up.  ;D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #260 on: August 12, 2009, 06:39:08 pm »
*Door opens* IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! *Man is wheeled down the hallway, strapped to a furniture dolly.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN *A room is opened by the orderlies and he's wheeled inside.* ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! *Orderlies leave and close the door.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME..!
Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turn


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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #261 on: August 12, 2009, 06:41:09 pm »
*looking at the strange man being wheeled in* Does he know this is a free range asylum? *going in and letting him loose*

You know, we could let what's in you out...*grinning and grabbing a scalpel*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #262 on: August 12, 2009, 06:42:47 pm »
*Door opens* IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! *Man is wheeled down the hallway, strapped to a furniture dolly.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN *A room is opened by the orderlies and he's wheeled inside.* ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! *Orderlies leave and close the door.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME..!

*In best Michael Wincott voice*

Well, we'd best cut "them" out of the poor fellow. Heh heh heh...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #263 on: August 12, 2009, 06:44:28 pm »
*changing into Goth-lolita nurses uniform, complete with platforms*

Oh this is going to be fun....*grabbing more things to cut with*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #264 on: August 12, 2009, 06:44:47 pm »
THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! *The man bursts from the room and takes off running through the halls, tearing feebly at his clothing.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! *Having completed his first lap, he slips on the floor, skidding into the wall.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #265 on: August 12, 2009, 06:46:59 pm »
I've a pair of hedge-clippers around here SOMEWHERE!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #266 on: August 12, 2009, 06:48:43 pm »
*laughing* A chainsaw is good too...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #267 on: August 12, 2009, 07:02:44 pm »
THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #268 on: August 12, 2009, 07:22:09 pm »
THEN HOLD STILL!!!!!! *runs after with knives*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #269 on: August 12, 2009, 09:58:38 pm »
*The man flails madly, which is actually rather appropriate given the circumstances and setting.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #270 on: August 12, 2009, 10:02:22 pm »
*grabs and holds him down* QUIET ALREADY! *curious* *starts cutting*

*eyes open in amazement as "things" fly out* Wow...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #271 on: August 12, 2009, 10:18:02 pm »
*Struggles.* THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #272 on: August 12, 2009, 11:24:55 pm »
Not any more they aren't!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #273 on: August 12, 2009, 11:56:39 pm »
my goodness. Look at all the nonsense that has happened since I was out of my coma last.


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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #274 on: August 13, 2009, 12:01:42 am »
*stardust sits quietly in the corner, with polar bear, eating strawberry custard pretending her evil mindpowers had nothing to do with the current chaos.*