Author Topic: Arkham Asylum  (Read 238662 times)

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #200 on: August 07, 2009, 03:47:11 pm »
i think you will be ok because you have won polar bear over with the seal so he will probably transport superman to your location if necessary.
and doesn't Mr. Kipling make exceedingly good cakes.......

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #201 on: August 07, 2009, 04:26:10 pm »
Do I smell bacon? ... (rescues Helios & throws a REALTOR in his place)...

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...mmmmmm.....Realtor...

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...What?  Didn't say I wouldn't share!  And I took the most useless part!

(not to mention I know where we can get more...)
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #202 on: August 07, 2009, 07:14:04 pm »
*grabs a leg from Tesla* Haha!!! Mine!!!! *runs around madly then settles in a corner*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #203 on: August 08, 2009, 09:33:53 am »
Im having chilli for breakfast  ;D
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #204 on: August 08, 2009, 02:44:44 pm »
I'm having pills and root beer.  :P

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #205 on: August 08, 2009, 02:56:26 pm »
beer made from roots... interesting

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #206 on: August 08, 2009, 02:58:27 pm »
Yep, as opposed to whatever the hell they make it out of normally...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #207 on: August 08, 2009, 06:06:32 pm »
Yep, as opposed to whatever the hell they make it out of normally...

You mean you can't guess from the color?  And all those "how is American beer like sex in a canoe" jokes?

Beer - the ultimate recyclable food - you only borrow it.  :P

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #208 on: August 11, 2009, 11:47:39 am »
[nonsequitorial quote]
- It's nice.  It tastes a bit like forever... I like the way colors taste.  Except I don't like crimsons... or turquoises... especially when they put their heads in their shells and won't play, and when you break their shells to let them out, they DIE...
- That's turtles, dear.  Or tortoises.
- I think it's Turquoises
[/nonsequitorial quote]

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #209 on: August 11, 2009, 08:51:01 pm »
[nonsequitorial quote]
- It's nice.  It tastes a bit like forever... I like the way colors taste.  Except I don't like crimsons... or turquoises... especially when they put their heads in their shells and won't play, and when you break their shells to let them out, they DIE...
- That's turtles, dear.  Or tortoises.
- I think it's Turquoises
[/nonsequitorial quote]

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That would be Del's line of defense. *cracking open the shell of an m&m*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #210 on: August 11, 2009, 08:54:16 pm »
That would be Del's line of defense. *cracking open the shell of an m&m*

Oooh, m&ms! May I?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #211 on: August 11, 2009, 08:55:32 pm »
Why of course! *hands a bag of grey m&ms* They turned that color when they saw the asylum, I don't know why...there were very cheerful at one point. *munches on one*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #212 on: August 11, 2009, 09:29:37 pm »
<jumps/bounces through the Asylum a la Bernard Black>

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #213 on: August 11, 2009, 09:31:49 pm »
Yay!!!!! We have another one!!!! *offers m&ms* They were happy at one point...*jumps around and does best Fran imitation*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #214 on: August 11, 2009, 09:32:58 pm »
They still have that satisfying crunch, that's all that matters really. Tough they do have a bit of a coppery after-taste... *shrug*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #215 on: August 11, 2009, 09:34:54 pm »
Hmmmm.....must be whatever's mixed in with the chocolate. The person that was selling them looked kinda suspicious....*munching away*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #216 on: August 11, 2009, 09:36:04 pm »
Must be a new "Secret Ingredient." *chuckle* *Nom-nom-nom*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #217 on: August 11, 2009, 09:37:34 pm »
Must be.....*looking at quote* I want to be revered as a god by teatime too.....

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #218 on: August 11, 2009, 09:40:05 pm »
Better get some machineguns then, eh?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #219 on: August 11, 2009, 09:40:48 pm »
Must be.....*looking at quote* I want to be revered as a god by teatime too.....

I can't for the life of me remember what thread that was from. When I went to go look it up to quote it properly, it had disappeared on me... It IS a fun quote, isn't it. makes me smile every time I read it.  :D

Gatling Guns, Huzza!




*As it turns out it wasn't a thread I'd read it in after all. But I've fixed that.*
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #220 on: August 11, 2009, 09:42:09 pm »
Guns, bah! All I need is a little wire and some electricity and I will gain minions....mwahahahaha! Or I could just use my natural charm and charisma.....*tilting head*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #221 on: August 11, 2009, 09:44:39 pm »
Guns, bah! All I need is a little wire and some electricity and I will gain minions....mwahahahaha! Or I could just use my natural charm and charisma.....*tilting head*

You could always use your patented Cute-Death-Ray-Of-Doom-And-Cutenesstm.

I hear it's lethal.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #222 on: August 11, 2009, 09:47:21 pm »
Oh yes, that...I've been told it causes pain. ^_^ *changing into Gothic Lolita style dress*

Now, that does feel better. I can be nauseatingly cute now.  ;D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #223 on: August 11, 2009, 09:49:41 pm »
I'm not feeling particularly nauseous, but there seems to be a pressure building in the back of my brain. If it builds enough I'll warn you before it pops.  ;D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #224 on: August 11, 2009, 09:50:42 pm »
*colors sound pretty, when I'm wearing my cheese shoes*

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