Author Topic: Arkham Asylum (Read 238658 times)

Lord Wraste · « **Reply #1875 on:** June 05, 2014, 03:35:37 am »

Goodness gracious, gosh, golly, and last but not lest "gee".

This poor club for the terminally insane has gotten covered in dust from disuse!

Well, if anyone hits "Show new replies to your posts" and sees this, I'm still here if we want to have some odd fun and talk about weird things!

Or just pizza. I like pizza too.

Ryu · « **Reply #1876 on:** June 05, 2014, 01:44:33 pm »

*Rustles out from under layers of coats and dust of different sorts.*
Proper covers would have been nice.
*Small sneeze*
All I got was this pile of coats.
Now what was that about pizza? I like pizza, and weird.
Weird is good too.

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1877 on:** June 05, 2014, 08:34:00 pm »

Hey Ryu!

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1878 on:** June 05, 2014, 10:47:30 pm »

There is nobody else here Bailey...It is all in your head.

Ryu · « **Reply #1879 on:** June 05, 2014, 11:37:34 pm »

Quote from: Steampunk Away on June 05, 2014, 08:34:00 pm

Hey Ryu!

Hullo! ^_^
So glad of you to join us in our humble establishment.

Quote from: MWBailey on June 05, 2014, 08:43:08 pm

*calls out for pizza*

YO! PIZZA!

...You think they heard me?

No, I'd say it didn't.
Hmmmm
*Wanders over to the nearest closet, opens it up, and, after dodging the falling bric a brac, pulls out a decent sized sword.*
Who's up for a pizza hunt?

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1880 on:** June 05, 2014, 11:39:52 pm »

It seems you do not remember our encounter at the fair Ryu. But that is ok!

And for the hunt, what are hunting for? Pizza moose or pizza bear?

Ryu · « **Reply #1881 on:** June 05, 2014, 11:45:59 pm »

Quote from: Steampunk Away on June 05, 2014, 11:39:52 pm

It seems you do not remember our encounter at the fair Ryu. But that is ok!

And for the hunt, what are hunting for? Pizza moose or pizza bear?

Oh no, I do! we had that nice chat in the embassy when you stopped by the booth. I just wanted to welcome you here to the Asylum as I did not think you had ventured into the loony side of the forum before.

And, I think we shall hunt whatever we may find! Be it pizza bear, moose, or even the rare pizza doctor! Though, most doctors are scarce around here. I think we lost them.

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1882 on:** June 06, 2014, 12:57:23 am »

Oh yay! No doctors and friends.

*swivels* I hear the pepperoni platypus. *starts stalking down one of the hallways*

Ryu · « **Reply #1883 on:** June 06, 2014, 01:34:55 am »

Oooo Pepperoni platypus!
*Secures sword to on hip and grabs a net from the closet.*

I wonder, if we meet more than one of them, should we address them as platypuses? Platypi?

*Mumbles to self while joining the stalking down the hallway*

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1884 on:** June 06, 2014, 01:53:53 am »

*comes crawling back* it...it wasn't platypus....it was a *whispers* panther.

Ryu · « **Reply #1885 on:** June 06, 2014, 02:34:43 am »

A panther

Why'd you come back? That's quite a find!
We haven't had one of those in here before!
*runs off down the hallway waving her net*
PAAAAAAAAAAANNNTTTTHHHHHEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Ryu · « **Reply #1886 on:** June 07, 2014, 09:44:57 pm »

*Wanders back down the hall with a mini panther wrapped around her shoulders, it purrs gently.*
Steampunk away! I found the panther!
*Pets it's little head*
I told it that we meant it no harm and it is as sweet as can be. Though, it did say that if we are looking for a pizza platypus, it's in the labyrinth with the cows.
It also let me shrink it so now it's portable!

And what's this about nurses? I thought they all got shot out of here with the trebuchet?

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1887 on:** June 08, 2014, 03:33:00 am »

Very interesting
I will go for the cows *Elmer fudds away*

Rose Inverness · « **Reply #1888 on:** June 15, 2014, 07:16:34 pm »

*Tiptoes sneakily into the labyrinth, bells on her cap jingling lightly*

Ryu · « **Reply #1889 on:** June 19, 2014, 01:41:30 pm »

*Sets the mini panther down*
Well, I think we should follow them. Would you mind changing back to your big self? The labyrinth is a way off and I don't think my short legs will be able to catch up with the others.

*The panther shrugs and returns to it's larger form.*
Yay!
*Hops on the panther's back and they make their way to the labyrinth.*
I think I'll call you Ambrosius.

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1890 on:** June 22, 2014, 03:43:43 am »

Found a cow *pets gently*

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep dear beeeeeef, go to sleep, go to asleep you piece of meatttt

Rose Inverness · « **Reply #1891 on:** June 23, 2014, 06:00:32 pm »

*Having found the platypus, hugs and rocks it in the air with sickeningly-sweet smiles. The platypus itself seems perfectly happy, questioning nothing.*

The labyrinth bushes seem to be growing closer together.... actively! "Ivy izzat you???"

Ryu · « **Reply #1892 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:40:15 pm »

*Rides in on Ambrosius, humming an indistinct tune. Noticing that the shrubbery is misbehaving, she rides over to intervene*
Sheesh, *Pushes on one of the shrubbery around Miss Inverness*

Go away for a time and a half and the flora starts to thinks it owns the place.

*Gives the shrub a good whack*

Back now! Be a good labyrinth shrub!

*Whack* You know the rules! *Whack whack! The shrub sulks a little and returns to it's post as the wall of the labyrinth.*

Don't mind the shrubbery too much. They get excited now and then. But, a good whack always puts them in line.
I see you found the platypus! Though, it would be a shame to eat him now. He seems to have become quite fond of you.

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1893 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:34:00 pm »

Do not worry, you can eat all but the tail and the platypus will be rejuvenated the next morning.

Ryu · « **Reply #1894 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:14:55 pm »

So if we eat the tail or say, a leg, Miss Inverness can continue to hug it and we can still enjoy it's company?

Steampunk Away · « **Reply #1895 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:23:57 pm »

Yes, quite spectacular I would say! Spectacular, Spectacular! *Zidler Spin*

Rose Inverness · « **Reply #1896 on:** July 14, 2014, 04:37:33 am »

Squeaks and squeals and platypus tails!

If you eat Pizzapus, watch out for the back legs. I think these spines on them are yowchy..... and maybe poisony.

*Cartwheels away with the platypus strapped to her stomach, like he's attached to some sort of turning torture wheel*

Thanks for the assist, Ryu!! You sure have a way with plants!

Rose Inverness · « **Reply #1897 on:** August 11, 2014, 03:10:49 am »

No more masks, no more lies, no vi-o-lins, no sad sighs....

Lord Wraste · « **Reply #1898 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:45:43 am »

"No more masks, no more lies, no vi-o-lins, no sad sighs...."
Only dreams within dreams
Opening up your bleak eyes.

Poetry happens.

I really miss this place. Reality, dullard that it is, has taken over more of my time than I like.

Rose Inverness · « **Reply #1899 on:** November 26, 2014, 05:04:58 pm »

*Dances dizzily because someone is back*

KILL REALITY WITH A STONE. *hands him a stone shaped like a platypus*

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