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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #175 on: August 04, 2009, 02:15:01 pm »
Not if I eat you first!
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #176 on: August 04, 2009, 02:39:29 pm »
Seared flesh...hrmmm....*throws water and a broken cable on the floor*

Sorry, the dogs are getting hungry.

*jumps on a table and throws the switch* *listens to the snap, crackle and pop*

Rice krisipes....hehehe....

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #177 on: August 04, 2009, 02:40:43 pm »
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... bacon
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #178 on: August 07, 2009, 06:25:46 am »
Do I smell bacon? ... (rescues Helios & throws a REALTOR in his place)...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #179 on: August 07, 2009, 12:23:32 pm »
this is my first visit.

thank goodness i have my polar bear for protection. he apologises for stealing your bacon.
and doesn't Mr. Kipling make exceedingly good cakes.......

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #180 on: August 07, 2009, 02:02:51 pm »
He also owes me a jar of marmalade !

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #181 on: August 07, 2009, 02:15:39 pm »
Is your polar bear armored? Those are the only good kinds.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #182 on: August 07, 2009, 02:18:31 pm »
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He also owes me a jar of marmalade !

he owe's food to alot of people. all i can do is apologise on his behalf as he is distinctly lacking in self control when it comes to food. at least he doesn't eat people though.

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Is your polar bear armored? Those are the only good kinds.

no. he is distinctly squidgy, though not to be messed with should you attempt to cross me without his permission.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #183 on: August 07, 2009, 02:20:11 pm »

no. he is distinctly squidgy, though not to be messed with should you attempt to cross me without his permission.

....so, does he talk? How does one receive his permission? Must I feed him?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #184 on: August 07, 2009, 02:20:23 pm »
I blame the moon men

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #185 on: August 07, 2009, 02:24:47 pm »

no. he is distinctly squidgy, though not to be messed with should you attempt to cross me without his permission.

....so, does he talk? How does one receive his permission? Must I feed him?

he does, but not everyone can understand him. he's actually very friendly. sort of like my old alsation. loves everbody but very defensive of me. feeding him always helps.

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I blame the moon men

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #186 on: August 07, 2009, 02:26:14 pm »
*heaves a giant seal into the room* TA DAAAA!!! For your polar bear.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #187 on: August 07, 2009, 02:26:48 pm »
I SHALL NAME IT CLUBBY !

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #188 on: August 07, 2009, 02:27:34 pm »
The seal?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #189 on: August 07, 2009, 02:34:30 pm »
*heaves a giant seal into the room* TA DAAAA!!! For your polar bear.

he said to tell you that you are now his friend and you will have to make me seriously cross before he will savage you.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #190 on: August 07, 2009, 02:36:10 pm »
hooooorayyyy! *pets the polar bear*

*dances around stardust* welcome welcome to the asylum!!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #191 on: August 07, 2009, 02:43:31 pm »
why thank you! could you kindly point me in the direction of the chocolate biscuits and peacocks?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #192 on: August 07, 2009, 02:59:13 pm »
the chocolate biscuits are over by the fire fountain and the peacocks....well, sadly we've eaten all the peacocks. They were being naughty and we got hungry.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #193 on: August 07, 2009, 03:00:31 pm »
well, sadly we've eaten all the peacocks. They were being naughty and we got hungry.

you did what??

now how is superman going to get around?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #194 on: August 07, 2009, 03:04:48 pm »
he will have to walk

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #195 on: August 07, 2009, 03:07:20 pm »
woah woah woah.

I had no idea Superman rode peacocks.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #196 on: August 07, 2009, 03:11:04 pm »
well he doesn't anymore now does he  >:(

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #197 on: August 07, 2009, 03:11:51 pm »
No....I suppose he doesnt.

I'M SORRY SUPERMAN!!!

We could get him a liger.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #198 on: August 07, 2009, 03:22:13 pm »
i suppose a rare silver one might appease him, though i would imagine he's probably quite annoyed with you.

i wouldn't expect him to want to rescue you any time soon.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #199 on: August 07, 2009, 03:42:07 pm »
 :'(

I'm going to die now! I must remember to stay away from dangerous situations and people.