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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #150 on: August 03, 2009, 11:32:17 pm »
*pulls a bottle a tobasco and some salt and pepper shakers out of thin air*  ;D
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #151 on: August 03, 2009, 11:33:52 pm »
thou art magical, I see.

at least I'll taste good. mmmm. I would probably eat myself with those all over me.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #152 on: August 03, 2009, 11:37:52 pm »
some call it magic others notice my coat has many many pockets  :D


cooking you may be a problem what with you being stapled to me....

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #153 on: August 03, 2009, 11:45:20 pm »
ahh yes. Pockets. the most non-magical magic I've ever seen.


You'd just have to cut a part of yourself off. or just not cook me. We could ambush some other asylum member here and eat them. I'd help you!!

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« Reply #154 on: August 03, 2009, 11:47:07 pm »
I like that idea !  With a short burst of flame they would all be cooked to perfection ie. Rare  ;D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #155 on: August 04, 2009, 04:08:47 am »
*Staples self to floor*
Um....
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« Reply #156 on: August 04, 2009, 01:17:39 pm »
I like that idea !  With a short burst of flame they would all be cooked to perfection ie. Rare  ;D

PERFECT!!!! *whips out flame thrower*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #157 on: August 04, 2009, 01:24:43 pm »
*Staples self to floor*
Um....


Don't take this personally old chap, the thing is I intend to eat you.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #158 on: August 04, 2009, 01:27:49 pm »
shall I sear helios?

*brings flamethrower closer to helios in slow motion like the movies*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #159 on: August 04, 2009, 01:29:20 pm »
Prepare to Sear my dear  :D


*prepares the dinner table*

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« Reply #160 on: August 04, 2009, 01:32:02 pm »
*begins the searing process*

listen to him scream! music to my ears. and he smells wonderful. mmmmm. my mouth is watering already!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #161 on: August 04, 2009, 01:33:46 pm »
Well New Zealand lamb is good... so im sure NZ people taste good to !

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« Reply #162 on: August 04, 2009, 01:38:50 pm »
haha I'm sure they do.

I think he's done. *pokes the now seared helios*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #163 on: August 04, 2009, 01:49:30 pm »
excellent, shall I serve ?

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #164 on: August 04, 2009, 01:53:05 pm »
I'm pretty sure I'm fireproof.

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« Reply #165 on: August 04, 2009, 01:54:21 pm »
what?!? fireproof!?!?!?!?! I'm pretty sure I just complete the searing process. YOU TRICKED ME!

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #166 on: August 04, 2009, 01:55:43 pm »
Unless I just think I'm fireproof. But by that logic, you might merely think you seared me.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #167 on: August 04, 2009, 01:56:33 pm »
*hits helios on the head with a frying pan* Then we eat him Raw  :D

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #168 on: August 04, 2009, 01:58:45 pm »
Owowow. No eating me, 'kay? Or I poke you with the stapler.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #169 on: August 04, 2009, 01:59:47 pm »
ha-ha!
Helios, you're getting eaten no matter what. My sincerest apologies.

Raw is always good; it makes me feel primal. However, you might want to kill him now. He's just unconscious.

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #170 on: August 04, 2009, 02:01:30 pm »
*proceeds to cut helios's head off with a chainsaw*... sorry helios

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #171 on: August 04, 2009, 02:02:38 pm »
*Staples clockwork's mouth shut*

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #172 on: August 04, 2009, 02:04:15 pm »
*rips out the staples causing quite a mess* there is no escape old chap...

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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #173 on: August 04, 2009, 02:07:25 pm »
*Keeps stapling clockwork and Taillte*
*Head rolls around, under it's own power, until it re-connectes to the neck*
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Re: Arkham Asylum
« Reply #174 on: August 04, 2009, 02:11:20 pm »
*rips out said staples* Its inevitable old chap