The Steampunk Forum at Brass Goggles
August 10, 2020, 11:02:06 pm *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: Brassgoggles.co.uk - The Lighter Side Of Steampunk, follow @brasstech for forum technical problems & updates.
 
   Home   Blog Help Rules Login Register  
Pages: 1 ... 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 [57] 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 ... 77   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Arkham Asylum  (Read 164970 times)
stardust
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


friend of polar bear


« Reply #1400 on: October 24, 2009, 12:07:53 am »

not when the time machine gets a puncture so he can get out of cooking dinner again.

he's going to be in so much trouble when he gets in.
Logged

and doesn't Mr. Kipling make exceedingly good cakes.......
Lord Wraste
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United States United States


I'm so sneaky even I don't know what I'm up to.


« Reply #1401 on: October 24, 2009, 02:55:34 am »

*While humming a jaunty tune, Gabriel produces a veggie pizza.
The toppings are a mix of savory delights, the crust is crisp yet not burnt, and there's just the right amount of sauce*

Dinner, Stardust? :-J
Logged
stardust
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


friend of polar bear


« Reply #1402 on: October 24, 2009, 11:27:44 am »

how did you know pizza is my favourite and how did you know i'm a veggie?
Logged
Lord Wraste
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United States United States


I'm so sneaky even I don't know what I'm up to.


« Reply #1403 on: October 24, 2009, 01:02:58 pm »

Stardust, dear. You, Athena, Taillte and I had talked about it pages ago.
Remember? How you could be a veggie and not eat salad?
Logged
stardust
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


friend of polar bear


« Reply #1404 on: October 24, 2009, 01:28:11 pm »

but i do eat salad!

are you sure i was involved in the conversation?
Logged
helios
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
WWW
« Reply #1405 on: October 24, 2009, 01:47:55 pm »

Purple!
Logged

In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!
Lord Wraste
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United States United States


I'm so sneaky even I don't know what I'm up to.


« Reply #1406 on: October 24, 2009, 01:58:34 pm »

but i do eat salad!

are you sure i was involved in the conversation?
Ehem, yes. Wink
(The word "yes" is a link...)
Logged
stardust
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


friend of polar bear


« Reply #1407 on: October 24, 2009, 05:06:11 pm »

that wasn't a few pages ago, that was forever ago!

i have since spent three months living with someone who forces me to eat salad and it has grown on me. not literally, i don't mean i have celeary coming out my ears or anything. but i will now voluntarily put it in my mouth.
Logged
Athena
Guest
« Reply #1408 on: October 24, 2009, 05:08:52 pm »

Sure beats involuntarily doing it.

*humming and thinking* Let's have a little fun, shall we?
*closing eyes and thinking*
*windows and walls twist and warp, thorns begin to grow over them, the floor begins to cave and crack*
Now....*evil grin*....who wants to play?
Logged
Tesla*s Coil
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


TS29594


« Reply #1409 on: October 24, 2009, 06:35:09 pm »

 I do!
Logged

gears govern the laws of physics
Athena
Guest
« Reply #1410 on: October 24, 2009, 06:50:22 pm »

Good. *popping neck and cracking knuckles**flexing shoulders*

This should be fun. Have you ever met my favorite demon? *evil grin*

She stands about 6 feet, if she was standing. She walks around on all fours, with huge paws and sharp talons. She's the color of red hot metal and has pretty thick skin. She's lanky and rake thin because she's always hungry. Fangs would be an understatement, more like ready-to-tear-apart-teeth. She can move quick and breathe fire. Her eyes are the definition of rage.

Meet: my anger.
Logged
Tesla*s Coil
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


TS29594


« Reply #1411 on: October 24, 2009, 08:30:27 pm »

I'm lost is this demon hunting or not?
Logged
stardust
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


friend of polar bear


« Reply #1412 on: October 24, 2009, 08:44:57 pm »

i'm not too fussed what it is as long as it doesn't interupt my pizza eating.
Logged
Tesla*s Coil
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


TS29594


« Reply #1413 on: October 24, 2009, 08:59:29 pm »

Maybe the demons want your pizza. *pulls out big sword* just in-case. 
Logged
stardust
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


friend of polar bear


« Reply #1414 on: October 24, 2009, 09:11:21 pm »

yeah well, polar bear has just walked through the door and also has designs on my pizza. i might as well go straight to the chocolate cake and leave the pair of them to it.
Logged
Tesla*s Coil
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


TS29594


« Reply #1415 on: October 27, 2009, 07:41:09 am »

Cake is good.*pokes the evil pillow with sword*
Logged
steamtastic
Snr. Officer
****
England England


"It starts with S and ends in PUNK..."


WWW
« Reply #1416 on: October 27, 2009, 09:55:54 am »

Arggh!! My head!!
Logged

Each Man is in his Spectre's power
Until the arrival of that hour
When his Humanity awake -William Blake
Tesla*s Coil
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


TS29594


« Reply #1417 on: October 27, 2009, 06:52:24 pm »

What are you doing? I thought you were the evil pillow. Huh
Logged
clockwork creation
Zeppelin Admiral
******
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #1418 on: October 27, 2009, 09:32:21 pm »

ICE CREAM FIGHT !
Logged

I am a freak in control not a control freak
Nyte
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


Architect of Social Chaos


« Reply #1419 on: October 29, 2009, 05:12:41 pm »

Why are we fighting the ice cream?  Did it give you a headache again?  terrible bad habit that it has, causing headaches and all.  Otherwise it's just happy to give sugar rushes, rumbly tummies, and make small people smile.
Logged

"Memories may last for years but, Names are just for souveniers..."
vela
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States

Ask me about BLOCK 616


« Reply #1420 on: November 01, 2009, 04:00:03 am »

*gets in line for ice cream*

I'll have Rocky Road, please.
Logged

If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)
Lord Wraste
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United States United States


I'm so sneaky even I don't know what I'm up to.


« Reply #1421 on: November 01, 2009, 04:06:28 am »

Good. *popping neck and cracking knuckles**flexing shoulders*

This should be fun. Have you ever met my favorite demon? *evil grin*

She stands about 6 feet, if she was standing. She walks around on all fours, with huge paws and sharp talons. She's the color of red hot metal and has pretty thick skin. She's lanky and rake thin because she's always hungry. Fangs would be an understatement, more like ready-to-tear-apart-teeth. She can move quick and breathe fire. Her eyes are the definition of rage.

Meet: my anger.

(Translated form the German)
Now you standing in front me with your dragonslayer shorts.
You say you want me and you're moving in with me.
You see, I like you, and I even like the rose,
But you see, I'm not living here on my own.
I think you can hear it, in the adjoining room.
Can you hear it breathe, can you hear it scratching on the wall?
Picture a big animal, just picture it worse.
My monster doesn't bite you, it eats you from it's palm.
Can you hold my monster?
Can you hold my monster?
Can you hold my monster?
Can you, can you?
Can you hold my monster?
Can you hold my monster?
Can you hold my monster?
Can you, can you?
A voracious fire warms its limbs.
Its breath burn, its look is dead and cold.
My monster is blind, it maims everything.
When it breaks loose, will you scream "halt"?
Do you see the sharp talons,
do you see the teeth?
Do you hear the growl deep in its womb?
I can see your shivering legs-
let me mention this:
if I notice that, then my monster does so, too.
Can you hold my monster?
Can you, can you?
Logged
Athena
Guest
« Reply #1422 on: November 01, 2009, 04:26:15 pm »

*laughing*

The question is, can you hold her back?
Logged
Lord Wraste
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United States United States


I'm so sneaky even I don't know what I'm up to.


« Reply #1423 on: November 01, 2009, 11:38:14 pm »

*laughing*

The question is, can you hold her back?
*Gives Athena's anger a sideways glance.*
*Strolls over nonchalantly.*
*Offers arm, waits for the pain.*

*Looks in anger's eyes. Scritches behind ears*

Learned that trick from Tir...
Logged
Nyte
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


Architect of Social Chaos


« Reply #1424 on: November 02, 2009, 01:04:57 am »

*shakes head, rolls eyes, sighs and wanders off*

Some people try too hard.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 [57] 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 ... 77   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.099 seconds with 17 queries.