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Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« on: May 29, 2009, 12:42:10 am »
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 01:19:21 am »
Heh! "Steamgeezers." Love it! I'm in! ;D
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 01:34:06 am »
Aw, bloody h-- I'm still in the purgatory of my late 40s.

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Can i stay in here anyway, until the younkers go home?
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 01:36:30 am »
Hah- to be 50 again... I think I qualify for membership...

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 01:58:20 am »
Thank you, OPB!

I do feel a need for some respite from the youngsters from time to time...

I'll be out on the front veranda, sipping a mint julep and shaking my walking stick at them to make sure that they stay off the lawn! ;)

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 01:04:54 am »
I'm in.  

True story - I don't have much of a problem with kids on my lawn but I did have some yahoo up in my mulberry tree the other day, picking berries for his daughter.  He was lucky - my wife dealt with him before I even knew about it.  The nerve of some people...
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2009, 10:32:13 pm »
I'd like to apply for membership now, as I understand there's a three year waiting list.
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2009, 11:22:21 pm »
I'd like to apply for membership now, as I understand there's a three year waiting list.



 I as well though my reference checks will take 4 years to complete.  Perhaps you have openings for deputy assistant geezers or steampunk-prospects....
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2009, 11:51:09 pm »
I'd heard the waiting list was just over 11 years, hence I'd like to apply now and maybe just sit quietly to get a feel of the place whilst I'm waiting...
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 03:12:54 am »
Goodness! So many aspiring Geezers!

I suspect we'll have to open a Junior Geezer Division.

Well, why not?

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 03:42:27 am »
I'm in.  Think of the club membership as our reward for having survived this long.
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 06:39:27 am »
I've left my resume on the desk. It'll take about 32~33 years to decipher and process. Send me a telegraph when it's done.
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 07:45:21 pm »
I'm not quite there yet myself, but I heard this might be a good place to look for older gentlemen on their last legs with lots of disposable cash ?!  ......  I mean lovely experienced gentlemen who may wish the care of a sweet mature woman to help them dispose of heavy extraneous funds  ;D
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2009, 07:51:02 pm »
Yes!! Steamgeezers!..I turned 50 this year! Good idea...I'm in!
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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2009, 01:23:14 am »
As a freshly minted, 49year old, apprentice steampunk, I hereby submit my application to join the journeyman steamgeezers (using the required carbon triplicates imprinted upon mimeographed original forms as secured from the secret guild laboratory).  8)

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2009, 03:34:36 pm »
I'm not quite there yet myself, but I heard this might be a good place to look for older gentlemen on their last legs with lots of disposable cash ?!  ......  I mean lovely experienced gentlemen who may wish the care of a sweet mature woman to help them dispose of heavy extraneous funds  ;D

How about a sweet young woman? *grin*

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 05:28:42 pm »
How about a sweet young woman? *grin*

I'm with Benjamin Franklin - give me the mature woman every time!

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2009, 02:42:06 pm »
Can I apply for membership 31 years in advance?  ;D

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2009, 08:39:15 pm »
Here I am ~ applying for SteamGeyser membership. To be 50 again ~ I wish! I don't understand the large number of youngsters wanting to join - keep 'em out I say, they'll only make a mess of the lawn with their frisbees and skating boards ...

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2009, 04:24:37 am »
Frisbees? Skateboards? Me? Why I never... I'll have you know, I can shake my stick, and reminisce about the old days with the best!

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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2009, 12:58:09 pm »
How about a sweet young woman? *grin*

I'm with Benjamin Franklin - give me the mature woman every time!

Why thank you sir.  Most kind.  I certainly believe it to be true.  Mature women have more life and "other" experience to offer.

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« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2009, 03:42:18 pm »
How about a sweet young woman? *grin*

I'm with Benjamin Franklin - give me the mature woman every time!

Why thank you sir.  Most kind.  I certainly believe it to be true.  Mature women have more life and "other" experience to offer.

Being a mature woman, you should know that in this day and age, experience and years alive have nothing to do with each other.  ;)

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2009, 12:18:13 am »
How about a sweet young woman? *grin*

I'm with Benjamin Franklin - give me the mature woman every time!

Why thank you sir.  Most kind.  I certainly believe it to be true.  Mature women have more life and "other" experience to offer.

Being a mature woman, you should know that in this day and age, experience and years alive have nothing to do with each other.  ;)

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Re: Fifty-Plus Club for SteamGeezers
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2009, 12:22:56 am »
long-since "geezing", by most accounts - 56 :)

I would hope I qualify :)
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2009, 12:39:21 am »
How about a sweet young woman? *grin*

I'm with Benjamin Franklin - give me the mature woman every time!

Why thank you sir.  Most kind.  I certainly believe it to be true.  Mature women have more life and "other" experience to offer.

Being a mature woman, you should know that in this day and age, experience and years alive have nothing to do with each other.  ;)

Au contraire, mes enfant....but you won't understand until you're older... ;D

So true sir, so true   ;D