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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.

« on: May 25, 2009, 09:27:00 am »

The first meeting of The Royal Society For The Inspection Of Belly Buttons will come to order.

Today's topic:

"What's it all about, eh? What's it all about?"

(Enter man in Officers uniform.)

" Right! Stop that! Stop that! This sketch is already starting to stray into forbidden territory, so I'm going to put a stop to it right now.
It's got to the point where you can't even blink before some soppy twit starts to go all philosophical on you. Why don't you do a thread about The British Army's exciting new cutting edge role in the development of provocative underwear in a CQB environment. Eh?"


Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Today, I am two, separate Gorillas.
Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.

« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2009, 09:43:16 am »

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about your flagrant promotion of the Royal Society For The Inspection Of Belly Buttons.

When I awoke this morning, I discovered an RSIBB expedition setting up base camp next to my dressing table and attempting to fit abseiling ropes to the bed post.
I cannot stress the alarm and dismay this caused to myself and a woman whome I love very deeply.

The wife's not too happy about it either.

Yours sincerely,

Brigadeer Sir Reginald Prude. D.S.O.

p.s. I shall also be reporting your activities to military intelligence, as details of 'Project Scanties" are still classified.
Zeppelin Captain
United States United States

Ask me about BLOCK 616

« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2009, 02:35:30 am »

You may want a good line-up of belly dancers.


If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)
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