On a pair of spurs and accompanying riding-crop (and this was in your average saddlery, I might add) -
"Do not use for fetish purposes."
Why I didn't think to take a photograph, I'll never know.
More to the point, why would it matter? I would imagine that anyone planning to use a crop in that way would know how to avoid doing serious damage with it, and in any case would have more sense than to use spurs...
Not sure about daft instructions but translations from Japanese are always fun:
"It is said to be very difficult the acquisition of the ticket to be popular.
In dinnertime, I seem to see the Sea of Japan of beautiful dusk from the car window."
I think it refers to an overnight train service!