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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 72412 times)
Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #1950 on: December 21, 2009, 01:57:38 am »

I don't think so either.  Though if no one's seen the Board in a while, that might be a further reason to check downstairs.
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helios
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« Reply #1951 on: December 21, 2009, 02:32:42 am »

But doesn't the Board live upstairs? Or have I fallen victim to the lack of temporal stability here?
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #1952 on: December 21, 2009, 02:35:44 am »

Considering last I saw a Board member we still had that Escher staircase thing, they could be anywhere.

But I haven't seen them at all since then, and considering the things we keep in the cellar, it might be worth checking...

...maybe tomorrow.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #1953 on: December 22, 2009, 01:07:11 am »

We definitely need a hatstand.

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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #1954 on: December 22, 2009, 01:16:11 am »

Well there's an empty husk from one of those things downstairs, plenty of protrusions on that that could hold hats, and it has...atmosphere.  On the other hand, it has...atmosphere.  Hm.  I'd ask...Ms Valentine maybe?  She's a lot better with decor than say...me.  Cheesy

Please don't mind us as we drift in and out of here to take little drink and smoke breaks from the event across the street. Most of the Time Travelers I have met have learned how to apply manners and customs from diverse cultures and will have no trouble fitting in here, and they will be good business.

I also now formally invite those members of this esteemed organization who possess Temporal Translation or Time Travel devices to come take part over the next few days.  Parking is of course in that lot, which my assistants are now cleaning up.  Most of the activity should be over there, but people will probably have some good stories for here.  You are all invited to join us there, whether you are of the usual gender presentation for this Gentlemen's Club, the other customary local gender presentation, or any gender presentation you like, as we are well aware that these matters change over Time.  Thank you.

Very nice hats incidentally, though I hasten to point out that the pair of goggles over your eyes is the most impressive single item at first glance.  Wink
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James Harrison
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« Reply #1955 on: December 22, 2009, 07:35:50 pm »

We definitely need a hatstand.



We need several hatstands just for that little lot.  In fact, I thought we had a cloak room with cloak-room-attendent-service-personnel somewhere here?  Or is that full?
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Miles (a sailor)Martin
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« Reply #1956 on: December 22, 2009, 09:57:22 pm »

I'm sorry, I just had to step out for a moment and it turned out to be three days, says Miles (a sailor)Martin, as he rolls a 40 gallon barrel of mead thru the door.  He then asks the proprietor if a donation to the staff is in order,or just the usual 15%?
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Rockula
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Nothing beats a good hat.


« Reply #1957 on: December 22, 2009, 11:20:59 pm »

I'm sorry, I just had to step out for a moment and it turned out to be three days, says Miles (a sailor)Martin, as he rolls a 40 gallon barrel of mead thru the door.  He then asks the proprietor if a donation to the staff is in order,or just the usual 15%?

We usually just let the staff join in the party and serve ourselves this time of year.

There is of course an 'honour' bucket in which to donate what you think the entertainment and drinks are worth.

I dropped a couple of Venusian diamonds in there. Should cover us 'til Spring I reckon.
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« Reply #1958 on: December 23, 2009, 09:44:00 pm »

Sorry to trouble you again, gents, but as this is only designated smoking area...... Us vegetarians do love a good carrot.....
Withnail and I - The Camberwell CarrotDQ
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Rockula
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Nothing beats a good hat.


« Reply #1959 on: December 23, 2009, 09:54:42 pm »

Sorry to trouble you again, gents, but as this is only designated smoking area...... Us vegetarians do love a good carrot.....
Withnail and I - The Camberwell Carrot


Come on in.
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Lady Penelope
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« Reply #1960 on: December 30, 2009, 05:50:23 am »

*stares at empty glass*

*looks around room*

I say, does anyone here know the Bishop of Norwich?

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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #1961 on: December 30, 2009, 01:10:40 pm »

Would someone PLEASE pass the port to the lady?!?

So sorry, Lady Penelope, you just can't get the staff...


...or the members...


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« Reply #1962 on: December 30, 2009, 01:12:35 pm »

*stares at empty glass*

*looks around room*

I say, does anyone here know the Bishop of Norwich?

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Have a refill old chap er young lady ah Ma'am.

*pours port in glass*

Hmmm.

*adds more port*

There you go, now Bishop of Norwich was it?


Tall chap? Flaming red hair, slight squint, has a scar in the shape of a mitre from an unfortunate Font accident in Thetford on his shoulder, goes fly fishing every Tuesday and answers to the name of Muffin?

Never met the fellow.
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helios
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« Reply #1963 on: December 30, 2009, 10:00:22 pm »

Norwich... Norwich... Norwich.

You don't mean the Bishop of Norsandwich, perchance?
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darkshines
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« Reply #1964 on: December 30, 2009, 10:03:00 pm »

*strolls in wearing her pasties and merkin*

I'll have a port please...

*sits in comfy chair*
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #1965 on: December 31, 2009, 01:07:01 am »

Allow me to top you up; would you like me to call a footman to take your outer wear?

 Shocked
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Lady Penelope
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« Reply #1966 on: December 31, 2009, 08:27:53 am »

*cozies up in a comfy chair, smiles around the room, and takes an appreciative sip*
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James Harrison
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« Reply #1967 on: December 31, 2009, 01:16:29 pm »

*comes in from the cold, waves a friendly greeting to the group and makes a beeline for the fire*

Gosh it's cold out there!
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #1968 on: January 01, 2010, 11:10:48 pm »

Having just returned from a short time-jaunt...yes, I know I can always put those off, but my current occupation (see left) has been light lately, so I'm doing those things now...the members and staff will please find in the cellar opposite our pet creatures area, several casks of a decidedly unusual vintage.

This one is safe.  Just a New Year's gift.  With the hope that this is a better year than the last one, meaning, of course, that this year we pick a better world-line than we did last time.

Seeing that the comfy chair is...taken...I'll sit here by the old empty Realtor tank.  Any votes on what sort of creature we'd like to put in it now?  Don't forget that we can miniaturize as necessary.
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Reni Valentine
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« Reply #1969 on: January 03, 2010, 01:37:09 pm »

*stumbling about haphazardly* Judas Priest, where have you hidden the Bromide? i know it was just here yester...the other...well, when i was in last!
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darkshines
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« Reply #1970 on: January 03, 2010, 06:23:35 pm »

Allow me to top you up; would you like me to call a footman to take your outer wear?

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Oh yes, and please do, its a trifle warm in here...
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Miles (a sailor)Martin
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« Reply #1971 on: January 05, 2010, 05:36:29 pm »

 miles walks back in from the gents room and does a double take and says" Dagnabit  I knowed it i knowed it i lost 10 days this time to that pesky ripple in time.  Oh well is any of the mead i brought in left?." as he looks around for the tankard in the shape of a pirate's head  that he was using.
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Rockula
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« Reply #1972 on: January 05, 2010, 07:50:25 pm »

Huzzah! The new barrels of ale have arrived before the weather turns. I don't mind getting snowed in now.

'Glug'.
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James Harrison
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« Reply #1973 on: January 05, 2010, 09:28:28 pm »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240267/Pub-guests-snowed-New-Year-thanks-heavy-snow.html?ITO=1490

That must've be one heck of a New Years Party. 

The new barrels have arrived you say?  *looks outside at the snow falling*

Ooh, looks pretty deep.  Doubt we'll get out of this in a hurry  Smiley
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #1974 on: January 05, 2010, 09:30:55 pm »

Allow me to top you up; would you like me to call a footman to take your outer wear?

 Shocked

Oh yes, and please do, its a trifle warm in here...

I suspect that it's about to get a great deal hawt-er...

Wink
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