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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 72415 times)
Chris Siddall
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1900 on: December 02, 2009, 08:56:03 pm »

Evening, Morning etc everybody.

Ah, Athena eternal I swear this place would go to rack and ruin sans your prescence. Is that rabbit bubbling away in the pot? Fantastic, got some good red Venusian plonk from a nice little place we shelled just south of Maxwell Montes, goes a treat with rabbit. Should be still in the cellar, unless something happened to it whilst I was away...

Okay, which door leads to the wine cellar now?
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
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England England


Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences


« Reply #1901 on: December 02, 2009, 09:00:19 pm »

It's that one over there.  Or is it over there?  I forget myself at times.  There's a dumbwaiter down to the cellar over in the corner in any case, and rumour has it we once put a bunch of bankers and estate agents down it to act as cellar slaves minders.  So all you need to do is go over to the voice pipe over there and call for it.  Unless the bankers have drunk it. 
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Chris Siddall
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1902 on: December 03, 2009, 09:42:13 am »

Right there's only one clear choice of action.

*dives into Dumb Waiter*

WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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James Harrison
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England England


Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences


« Reply #1903 on: December 03, 2009, 02:50:15 pm »

This can only end well...

*gets the rope ready for the inevitable cry of 'Help!  Get me out!*
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Chris Siddall
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1904 on: December 03, 2009, 03:52:14 pm »

*feeds rope into bar mounted steam-winch and ties off at anchor point*

How long do you think it'll be? oh and have a snifter of this...

*Hands glass of wine to james harrison*
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Rockula
Zeppelin Admiral
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Nothing beats a good hat.


« Reply #1905 on: December 03, 2009, 03:55:03 pm »

I say, do be careful down there. I do believe I left one of my zombies in the cellar with the bankers.
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The legs have fallen off my Victorian Lady...
Chris Siddall
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1906 on: December 03, 2009, 05:40:56 pm »

I say, do be careful down there. I do believe I left one of my zombies in the cellar with the bankers.

Ah... did it look like this?

*Holds decapitated zombie head up through dumb waiter shaft*

I thought it was a banker to be honest.
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Rockula
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Nothing beats a good hat.


« Reply #1907 on: December 03, 2009, 05:54:13 pm »

I say, do be careful down there. I do believe I left one of my zombies in the cellar with the bankers.

Ah... did it look like this?

*Holds decapitated zombie head up through dumb waiter shaft*

I thought it was a banker to be honest.

Fair enough. I've got plenty more in the pen. Another drink I think.
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
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England England


Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences


« Reply #1908 on: December 03, 2009, 08:19:18 pm »

I say, that drink is splendid.  Thank you Sir.  Where did you get it from?
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The Colonel
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« Reply #1909 on: December 05, 2009, 08:18:09 pm »

Oh, I like this place.  I usually sit out in my garden at night with a good fire, a good cigar, a good glass of spirits (vodka or absinthe), and my trusty weim, ghost, but I can see myself spending quality time here when the weather is bad at least.

Now of course, you wouldn't throw me in the cellar if I told you that I dabble in banking.  Not an occupation of choice, but it does pay the Bills and Joes and Freds, etc.  It also pays for the good spirits and cigars.  *offers cigars around the room*

Nothing like a decent bribe to win over new friends.
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Chris Siddall
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1910 on: December 07, 2009, 07:36:13 pm »

I say, that drink is splendid.  Thank you Sir.  Where did you get it from?

Third shelf down second on the right. All the other bottles were trying to edge away from it. Labels says it's
something of a robust red, also says Danger!Flammable! s'pose that's what you get for tasting notes these days.

Oh and help help get me out of here, if it's not too much trouble.
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
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England England


Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences


« Reply #1911 on: December 07, 2009, 08:54:08 pm »

Hold on I'll just get a good hold of the rope.  When I pull you try shinnying up the chute.  Ready?  One, two, three... heave!  One, two, three... heave!

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Chris Siddall
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1912 on: December 07, 2009, 09:07:37 pm »

HUP! KAA-BOING SMack! "OW!" BOOOOIIINNG SMACK! "OW!" Boing!

That's a bungy rope.

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Gentleman-Adventurer
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Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Republic of


Freelance Hero, and Beau Sabreur.


« Reply #1913 on: December 07, 2009, 09:11:37 pm »

*Raises an eyebrow as an airborne English fellow breezes past his nose*

Rather quiet in here, don't you think?
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
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England England


Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences


« Reply #1914 on: December 07, 2009, 09:13:13 pm »

Normal service around here.  Cheesy
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The Colonel
Deck Hand
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United States United States


« Reply #1915 on: December 07, 2009, 09:25:37 pm »

MEDIC!!!!! Cheesy
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Rockula
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Nothing beats a good hat.


« Reply #1916 on: December 07, 2009, 10:05:11 pm »

Yes, a Medic. Good. I think I'm getting the damn pig flu. A large brandy please, whilst I wait for stronger medication.
 Please excuse the face mask.
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Gentleman-Adventurer
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Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Republic of


Freelance Hero, and Beau Sabreur.


« Reply #1917 on: December 07, 2009, 11:04:18 pm »

*Whips out a large....hip-flask*

Try this! Swinowitz! Polish ham-brandy! Puts hairs on your elbows!
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helios
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Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

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« Reply #1918 on: December 08, 2009, 09:39:00 am »

*Snores*
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
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England England


Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences


« Reply #1919 on: December 08, 2009, 08:39:07 pm »

*takes a long swig from his hip flask*

Pimms and cider.  Nice, but gads is it heavy on the palate!
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Chris Siddall
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1920 on: December 08, 2009, 09:22:00 pm »

Smoking Room ATC, Smoking Room ATC. This is Chris Siddall am I cleared for landing?
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The Colonel
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United States United States


« Reply #1921 on: December 08, 2009, 09:27:03 pm »

You are cleared to land on runway 21.  Crosswind from NE at 3 knots.  Call the ball.
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
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England England


Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences


« Reply #1922 on: December 08, 2009, 09:29:47 pm »

Are you arriving in your airship?  Because if so we'll need to call out the shanghied-banker-ground-mooring-crew. 
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Chris Siddall
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


« Reply #1923 on: December 08, 2009, 09:47:01 pm »

Roger that The Colonel, Runway 21, Crosswind 3 knots from Helios. On final approach from fireplace end of Smoking Room.

 Err can we get the Emergency Sofa rolling? I have arm flapping motion failure...
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Rockula
Zeppelin Admiral
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Nothing beats a good hat.


« Reply #1924 on: December 09, 2009, 04:55:42 pm »

You'll have to go through the customs.

Custom 1: Drink this.
Custom 2; Smoke this.
Custom 3 (Optional): The Ladies are in the bar over there....
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