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*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!

Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

 >:(

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Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

 >:(

Have you tried a net gun?

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*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!

Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

 >:(

Trip her, bind her, repurpose her as a drink-carrying device.


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Have you tried a net gun?

Yes.

How did she get past the door man in the first place?

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*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

 I am the mistress of disguise
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I'm in Darkshines sewing swap!

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That's the ONE! Either grab her and restrain her, or force a glass of port into her hand and a cigar into her mouth!

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*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

Because I am the mistress of disguise

How drunk are you gentlemen to be fooled by that moustache?  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

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*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

Because I am the mistress of disguise

How drunk are you gentlemen to be fooled by that moustache?  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

In this club, that doesn't really signify anything...

???

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I like port but alas it does not like me - a good single malt would be pleasant though.
I will keep the cigar for later if you don't mind.

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  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

S'probably how she got past the doorman...

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we need better door men
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  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

S'probably how she got past the doorman...

Good point sir, good point.  Well, madame, since you are here, I just arrived in town and have an unseemly amount of soiled clothing that needs to be laundered.  My man in the foyer can take you to my ship to retrieve it. Not too much starch on the shirts, mind you.

*Lights his pipe and wonders where that Butler is with the Port*

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I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

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a woman ! *brings in heap of dirty clothes*

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I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

I could interject with something witty and entirely inappropriate...

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I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

;)

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I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

;)

Now now, sir, don't go putting words in my mouth...   or anything else, for that matter.

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Good god, what sort of club IS this?

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*peers over newspaper*  we realy realy need a better door man

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*peers over newspaper*  we realy realy need a better door man

Yes: just the other day, he opened the door in his underwear...

...funny place to keep a door, I thought...

 ???

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did the door have a letter box ? the mail hasent come in a while

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now that you mention it...

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I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

;)

Sauce!

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I am afraid I cannot lollygag round here all day, those bifurcations will not mangle themselves you know.

Gentlemen, I bid you au revoir.