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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 208100 times)
Reni Valentine
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see here, Gus - nobody chaperones the chaperone

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« Reply #525 on: June 13, 2009, 04:44:28 pm »

Looks like it's clean now. ^_^

I can do you one better.

Bare Arm...Thigh-High Stockings....Bare Calf...Swell of cleavage beneath the shirt...Curve of the hip under the petticoat...Back of the Knees....

If anyone would like to visit the Tea Room to see how all of y'all's wonderful decor turned out.... Wink

boys, you could stand to learn a thing or two from her. that's why she's my favourite!

and wait, the swell of cleavage is supposed to be beneath the shirt? well i wish someone had mentioned that sooner...
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In all reality, "steampunk" is anachronistic, innit? Otherwise it's just Victorian dress-up.

chain smokin', sleep needin', apparel designin', mohawk havin', tea drinkin', steady cursin', boy charmin', card readin' rabble-rouser and amusement park cleverly disguised as a woman

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« Reply #526 on: June 13, 2009, 04:52:18 pm »

*bowing to Ms. Valentine* Thankee.

I need coffees....*looks around at the finally clean room* Much better. You can actually see the lights now.
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« Reply #527 on: June 13, 2009, 05:12:23 pm »

Have the chars finished?

Good egg!
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Reni Valentine
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« Reply #528 on: June 13, 2009, 05:20:37 pm »

*bowing to Ms. Valentine* Thankee.

I need coffees....*looks around at the finally clean room* Much better. You can actually see the lights now.

oh yes, coffee would be a welcome addition to my cigarettes. i'll dodder off and make fresh. anyone else want?
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Athena
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« Reply #529 on: June 13, 2009, 05:23:44 pm »

Thank you m'dear. Does go well with ciggies.......^_^

*adjusting her headphones to better listen to Bombs over Baghdad*  Grin

*taking them off, the song's over, brushing off her pants and shirt and stretching* I'm in a bass(base) mood today. Probably a lot of club music and techno and hiphop. To keep me awake.
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Reni Valentine
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see here, Gus - nobody chaperones the chaperone

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« Reply #530 on: June 13, 2009, 05:39:13 pm »

Thank you m'dear. Does go well with ciggies.......^_^

*adjusting her headphones to better listen to Bombs over Baghdad*  Grin

*taking them off, the song's over, brushing off her pants and shirt and stretching* I'm in a bass(base) mood today. Probably a lot of club music and techno and hiphop. To keep me awake.
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sweetest grrrl,

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« Reply #531 on: June 13, 2009, 05:43:14 pm »

Bless you child...... Grin I remember this song...wow.

Here's a couple by Missy Elliot (she is so great.....). The 2nd is my favorite, and when you listen you'll see why.




 Grin
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Reni Valentine
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see here, Gus - nobody chaperones the chaperone

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« Reply #532 on: June 13, 2009, 06:12:01 pm »

oh, it's a whole station of songs like that. vaguely raunchy (well, by vaguely i mean openly) but fun to dance to. makes a girl miss the wild days of dancing in a cage... Cry
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« Reply #533 on: June 13, 2009, 06:14:46 pm »

Makes me miss the wild days of dancing at all...... Undecided
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Reni Valentine
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see here, Gus - nobody chaperones the chaperone

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« Reply #534 on: June 13, 2009, 06:39:22 pm »

oh, my lovely. no one should ever miss their dancing days! mostly because they should never end...

i fear i'm modernising the "Gentleman's Club" a bit here... whoops! Wink
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« Reply #535 on: June 13, 2009, 06:42:46 pm »

Same here. *looking around* I think they're asleep anyway....but just in case.....

*says loudly* I say....did you catch the cricket match last week? Would you like another tout of gin, or a cigarillo? Pip pip!  Grin
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« Reply #536 on: June 13, 2009, 06:56:15 pm »

nobody move!

the mice have made off with my absinthe spoon again. Grin
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« Reply #537 on: June 13, 2009, 06:57:13 pm »

Did you say *shudder* mice?
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« Reply #538 on: June 13, 2009, 07:20:34 pm »

relax, they're trained.

we've trained them to commit random acts of mischief, and then to scurry back to their holes, to chew on the wiring.
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Athena
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« Reply #539 on: June 13, 2009, 07:22:29 pm »

As long as they're trained not to run up my leg.
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Agamemnon Magillicutty
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« Reply #540 on: June 13, 2009, 07:30:51 pm »

you don't like any of the things I bring home.  Embarrassed

Cheesy
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Athena
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« Reply #541 on: June 13, 2009, 07:37:38 pm »

If you've got trained mice it's fine. I've got a cat for that......here kitty kitty kitty!

*in walks an old tomcat with an eyepatch and a notch in its ear* *pounces up on the bar*

Michel, see if you can find this gentleman's mice for him. Don't worry, he's trained too.  Grin
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« Reply #542 on: June 13, 2009, 07:40:34 pm »

Oh, I forgot to mention what I trained them to do.

all of my mice are proficient in Savate.

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« Reply #543 on: June 13, 2009, 07:42:25 pm »

Huh....*whispering to the cat* Michel, you might have to call in backup.

*the cat disappears through the back door*
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Reni Valentine
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see here, Gus - nobody chaperones the chaperone

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« Reply #544 on: June 13, 2009, 07:54:34 pm »

what's Savate? is that like curry. i like curry.

look! a mouse!

*perhaps less gin in the next cup of tea*
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Agamemnon Magillicutty
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« Reply #545 on: June 13, 2009, 08:00:22 pm »

Savate is French Kickboxing.
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Athena
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« Reply #546 on: June 13, 2009, 08:21:30 pm »

*Michel appears with two other companions : a Siamese cat and a big longhaired tabby.*

Alright boys. Just round 'em up for the gentleman and you'll all get a bit of cream & gin. Have at it!
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Mssr Delaney
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #547 on: June 13, 2009, 08:28:53 pm »

*Looks up from Necrconomist.* I didn't know the electricity in here still worked! I say, what are all these cats doing here?
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« Reply #548 on: June 13, 2009, 08:32:47 pm »

*looking over her shoulder at Mssr. Delaney* Rounding up Agamemnon's Mice.

Agamemnon....such a tragic name.
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Reni Valentine
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see here, Gus - nobody chaperones the chaperone

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« Reply #549 on: June 13, 2009, 08:41:48 pm »

the French can fight? really? all the Frenchmen i've ever known have been such terribly delicate little things. they make the loveliest dresses, but are fairly useless in a brawl. and such lightweights in the pub!
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