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All these women making a bolt for our door.

I suggest we gents should do the same.

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I would ne'er turn a lady into a bolt for the door, neither would I have myself turned into one.

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i say, did you chaps see last night's ætherpolo match? it was most disappointing on our side.
* silastic armor fiend lights oversized cigar
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It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.
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Or using chavs as pucks...


I SAID "PUCKS"!

;)

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It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.

Bloody cladists, reclassifying everything every five minutes. Next thing you know they'll tell us whales are related to hippos or somesuch rot.
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*sits down and rolls a cigarette*   
I am a freak in control not a control freak

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It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.

Bloody cladists, reclassifying everything every five minutes. Next thing you know they'll tell us whales are related to hippos or somesuch rot.

Modern times I guess it is called. I heard someone claim that for every human cell in your body you have three bacteria of various kinds. I feel like taking a bath, actually.

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*sits down and rolls a cigarette*   
thats the way to do it, sir!
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*sits down with a good bourban and enjoys it without having to disscuss women's dribble*
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Women's dribble has never been a subject I am prone to talking of.

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Me either, as long as they wipe it off.

;)

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*Continues to snore quietly in his chair*
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egads did you see that man ! lighting a cuban with a petrol lighter !

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Right! Lets blackball him!

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*saunters in, takes chair, produces pipe and lights it with a small pocket blowtorch*


Click here for win. ---^

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*saunters in, takes chair, produces pipe and lights it with a small pocket blowtorch*



 :o use longstem matches !

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Can you light a cigar with tesla? If so you know what we need installing...

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*Pokes head in and, upon seeing relaxed gentlemen...*

Pardon me good sirs, I just arrived in town and was wondering where I might find a good port?

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I reccomend Bristol docks.

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Down the road, first left, look for the boats.

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looking for an opium den ?

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Ah!  You have impaled me with your rapier wit!  Surely I will feel at home in this fine establishment.

Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Gideon Gunn, Captain of the Hamblin and Owner of MZMR Shipping, for all your discreet shipping needs.

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

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*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!