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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 203297 times)
Athena
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« Reply #475 on: June 12, 2009, 04:52:37 pm »

Hello Pixie! Oh, by the way, there's coffee made at the bar. *still sweeping*
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Agamemnon Magillicutty
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« Reply #476 on: June 12, 2009, 04:58:13 pm »

you leave my spiders and cobwebs alone, now.

they add atmosphere.... Grin
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Athena
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« Reply #477 on: June 12, 2009, 04:59:48 pm »

...and catch the dust.

*finished sweeping (finally), she drags out a mop and a bucket* Alright, feet up please.
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #478 on: June 12, 2009, 05:02:15 pm »

Ah, Athena... thank you, coffee is definately needed for this task and Mr.Magillicutty, I'll have you know, if you wanted the spiders, they should be in an appropriate display case.  *muttering to self*  If a thing is to be done properly... men...
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #479 on: June 12, 2009, 05:05:59 pm »

Ah, I'll return to finish the job posthaste... I have to do some cleaning here.
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #480 on: June 12, 2009, 05:06:56 pm »

I hope you ladies all realise your hard work will be unnoticeable within a week?
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« Reply #481 on: June 12, 2009, 05:07:48 pm »

Ah, Athena... thank you, coffee is definately needed for this task and Mr.Magillicutty, I'll have you know, if you wanted the spiders, they should be in an appropriate display case.  *muttering to self*  If a thing is to be done properly... men...

I have plenty in the display case, I was studying them in natural settings.

ahh well, I can always pick through the vacuum refuse later...
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Athena
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« Reply #482 on: June 12, 2009, 05:12:33 pm »

I hope you ladies all realise your hard work will be unnoticeable within a week?

Well...hopefully it won't be gone that fast. Plus I wanted to repay y'all for all the decorating gifts. It does look most wonderful in there. Very much a Middle Eastern setting. You'll have to visit. *smile*

*mopping the floor*
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #483 on: June 12, 2009, 05:18:55 pm »

About the spiders in the lighting, we keep them up there where they can easily be seen!  Not hidden away in a display case with those little cards in such terribly terribly fine print.

I hope you ladies all realise your hard work will be unnoticeable within a week?

Or after the next Realtor attack...maybe we should just distract them...find something that will lure them away, like "female" Realtors...

...erm, excuse me, ladies?  I have an idea...it involves disguise, if you're interested in that...Muahaha...
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« Reply #484 on: June 12, 2009, 05:20:52 pm »

We really need to get that Triceratops mounted, the bare spot on the wall is really starting to show.
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #485 on: June 12, 2009, 06:42:55 pm »

*slides through the passage holding a huge box*  I do believe this is yours...it's been newly cleaned, and I don't believe a Triceratops head quite fits in with the new decor.
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« Reply #486 on: June 12, 2009, 06:56:48 pm »

I quite disagree, this is a gentleman's social club, is it not?

then there should be all manner of trophy mounts upon the walls.

and I went to great effort and expense (you have no idea how expensive upkeep to a Chrono-Distorter is these days) to bring down that brute, nor have you any idea how difficult it is sneaking up on a baby in its sleep!
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #487 on: June 12, 2009, 07:32:35 pm »

I say chaps! I had no idea this splendid club existed!
Can I interest anyone in a snifter of Barenfang? It's a rather splendid  liqueur distilled from honey. 70% proof and smoother than a baby's bottom, what?

 *takes hip flask from back pocket and profers to those assembled* Anyone?


I also have some rather excellent hand-rolled cigarettes. They're slightly larger than normal. I bought up a large stock the last time I was in Morocco. It's a local smoking material the natives there call  'Kif'. An amusing and most enjoyable smoke with a distinctive but not unpleasant fragrance. I'm sure you'll find it's effects most relaxing.

*profers cigarette case of fat, hand rolled cigarettes while lighting one*

*inhaling deeply*

Anyone?

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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #488 on: June 12, 2009, 09:06:39 pm »

Yes, I know of it, that Niven chap was introduced to it by Errol Flynn- Niv said it wasn't all that, so I'll pass...
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #489 on: June 12, 2009, 09:09:15 pm »

I'll have a bit of that liqueur if you're sharing, Cap'n, but I'll pass on the exotic "cigarettes"...for now... Wink

Right now I'm a bit concerned that our sister organization seems to have us beat in the Bizarre Design Contest.  Sure, we have a triceratops head, I'm quite pleased with it as well, sir *nods to Mr. Magillicutty* and I think we should keep it.  However, they seem to have acquired a rip in the space-time continuum!  Should we let the ladies manage that one by themselves? Of course not!  We definitely have to top it!

And just a moment, while I check our new arrivals against my database.  You never know...
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« Reply #490 on: June 12, 2009, 09:16:54 pm »

Interior design? Oh, you mean decorating! Well, that nice Escher chap left some... interesting... designs, shall we see how the multi-dimensional trans-temporal physics works out...
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« Reply #491 on: June 12, 2009, 09:18:48 pm »

That confounded staircase is the reason I don't venture out of this room. Gives one a nasty turn. How David Bowie coped I'll never know.
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« Reply #492 on: June 12, 2009, 09:30:08 pm »

*whispers* Just to let you know, real estate agents tend not to like features like that either...one reason to keep it...
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #493 on: June 12, 2009, 09:31:28 pm »

That confounded staircase is the reason I don't venture out of this room. Gives one a nasty turn. How David Bowie coped I'll never know.

Oh! Did I ever mention that you remind me of the babe?
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Utini420
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« Reply #494 on: June 12, 2009, 09:45:06 pm »

The babe with the power?
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #495 on: June 12, 2009, 09:51:16 pm »

What power?
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Titus Wells
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Forward The Steamtomaton Apocalypse!


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« Reply #496 on: June 12, 2009, 10:06:19 pm »

The power of Voodoo.
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Utini420
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it is OK to tell me when its time to shut up


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« Reply #497 on: June 12, 2009, 10:07:56 pm »

The power of voodoo!
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fireheart storm
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« Reply #498 on: June 12, 2009, 10:08:11 pm »

Who do?
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #499 on: June 12, 2009, 10:09:39 pm »

YOU DO!
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