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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 203296 times)
fireheart storm
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« Reply #425 on: June 12, 2009, 12:23:32 am »

*looks around* good god! It's worse in here than it is int he Tea room! Shocked
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MWBailey
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« Reply #426 on: June 12, 2009, 01:00:34 am »

*swings in on his jungle vine*
I need a new vine, this one's getting gamey.
*walks over to the bar* Clockwork batender? last one I saw was about a hundred years from now, just before we sent him back in tim eto this century...he might pop through here on his way back.
Hmmm... Have you any highland whiskey?
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« Reply #427 on: June 12, 2009, 01:07:23 am »

we have a clockwork bartender ?
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Dr. Hastings
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« Reply #428 on: June 12, 2009, 01:08:12 am »

We have a bartender?
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Athena
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« Reply #429 on: June 12, 2009, 01:14:14 am »

Exactly.

Here ya go. *hands Bailey a whiskey*
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Dr. Hastings
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« Reply #430 on: June 12, 2009, 01:16:56 am »

in that case, can I have a ginger ale with vodka and cranberry juice over here please? or at least the ingredients?
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Athena
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« Reply #431 on: June 12, 2009, 01:18:15 am »

*mixes ginger ale, vodka, and cranberry juice*

Sorry, all we have are plastic cups. *slides one down to Hastings*
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Dr. Hastings
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« Reply #432 on: June 12, 2009, 01:19:43 am »

tis fine! Thank you my fair lady! I'm going to dry land training, and I don't want to be all sore like last time.
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #433 on: June 12, 2009, 01:58:30 am »

*whispering back* That measly cabbage at the door? It keeps handing me cards.

*whispering*  Does it now?...can you show me some of them?

I knew something was up when it asked for a real estate license as a birthday present.

*gets out plastic sample bags*
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fireheart storm
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« Reply #434 on: June 12, 2009, 02:03:27 am »

*swings in on his jungle vine*
I need a new vine, this one's getting gamey.
*walks over to the bar* Clockwork batender? last one I saw was about a hundred years from now, just before we sent him back in tim eto this century...he might pop through here on his way back.
Hmmm... Have you any highland whiskey?

Really?  *smiles* oh, I'd like to see him again.
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Athena
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« Reply #435 on: June 12, 2009, 02:14:43 am »

*whispering back* That measly cabbage at the door? It keeps handing me cards.

*whispering*  Does it now?...can you show me some of them?

I knew something was up when it asked for a real estate license as a birthday present.

*gets out plastic sample bags*

*conspiratorially handing him a handful of cards* Here. Take 'em. I don't want 'em.
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #436 on: June 12, 2009, 02:20:53 am »

*places each card in a plastic bag, seals it, and marks it with the date.  Looks at the front of each one and adds the name:  A. Cabbage, Real Estate...notices the Gentleman's Club phone is listed as the contact number*

 Shocked

*Suddenly shoots cabbage with Death Ray!  Cabbage pieces fly all over the entryway; period spectacles fly into the air.*

Sorry about that, ladies and gents...get a drink, or go back to sleep.  If the telephone should happen to ring, don't answer it.  Let a minion do it, and keep an eye on him afterward.  Under no circumstances let the minion "list" your property!  That isn't some strange angle your ship is taking; it means utter havoc for your home.

Incidentally, Tesla does realize he is batsh*t crazy...



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Athena
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« Reply #437 on: June 12, 2009, 02:32:44 am »

Ugh. First Kraken....now cabbage...uncooked cabbage at that. *peeling the cabbage off of her and getting it out of her drink*
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fireheart storm
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« Reply #438 on: June 12, 2009, 02:33:28 am »

*jumps whent he cabbage is shot* indecently, did you ever think of getting a dog to look out for those things?
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Mechanic
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« Reply #439 on: June 12, 2009, 02:57:30 am »

*Wakes up*

Erm what's this? Steamed cabbage and Kraken for lunch? And plastic glasses!? That will never do.

*stomps out of room muttering about the lower classes infiltrating the bastions of civilization*
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« Reply #440 on: June 12, 2009, 03:09:12 am »

I do not smoke, but I am a fine Connoisseur of Various Liquors.
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Athena
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« Reply #441 on: June 12, 2009, 03:11:06 am »

Agamemnon : Welcome. We've had a bit of fun in here today/night. But just moved the Kraken and cabbage bits and everything should be fine.

well if someone would buy some proper glasses and hire a proper maid....
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MWBailey
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« Reply #442 on: June 12, 2009, 03:33:09 am »

*suddenly unfreezes and sips his whiskey.* Thank you , Miss Athena. mmm. *cough* that was a long one, there. Anything exciting happen while I was catatonic?
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« Reply #443 on: June 12, 2009, 03:49:20 am »

Well....a Kraken was delivered to the Tea Room by mistake and made a huge mess because apparently the people that delivered it lost it in the bloody tea room so now there's big glops of kraken everywhere. And Mr. Tesla shot the cabbage, so now there's Kraken goop and cabbage everywhere. And it's been decided that we shall have to redecorate the Tea Room since so much damage was done by the Kraken.

I have retreated into here. Glad to see you've made your way out of the maze.
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« Reply #444 on: June 12, 2009, 04:17:33 am »

bah with the Kraken, we shall make Calamari! I even brought my blowtorch!
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« Reply #445 on: June 12, 2009, 05:30:32 am »

*stares in shock at having received a glass of rum from the Greek Goddess of War and Wisdom*

Erm, thank you very much, Ma'am. *bows slightly*

Well there is something you don't see every day...clearly, there'll be no real estate "dealings" here tonight.

Ah, peace.
Y'know, not many people realise I'm the Greek God of the Sun. I seem rather more understated, than, say, War, Wisdom, Thunder, Sickness, the sea.
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fireheart storm
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« Reply #446 on: June 12, 2009, 05:58:15 am »

*stares in shock at having received a glass of rum from the Greek Goddess of War and Wisdom*

Erm, thank you very much, Ma'am. *bows slightly*

Well there is something you don't see every day...clearly, there'll be no real estate "dealings" here tonight.

Ah, peace.
Y'know, not many people realize I'm the Greek God of the Sun. I seem rather more understated, than, say, War, Wisdom, Thunder, Sickness, the sea.

TO many think of Apollo right away.  *smiles*  I think Helios sounds better.
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Mechanic
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« Reply #447 on: June 12, 2009, 11:09:52 am »

*stomps into the room followed by a small wiry street urchin dragging one large and one slightly smaller packing case. Motions to boy."

Put the big one there by the bar.

*places large crowbar on packing case.*

Assorted bar glasses, Venetian, don't break 'em all at once.

*Muttering about infernal plastic glasses - motions to boy to bring smaller packing case and exits through secret passage to Tea Room*
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Miss Kins
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« Reply #448 on: June 12, 2009, 11:19:01 am »

*Sniffs the air, suddenly focuses her gaze on Araneas' urchin*.

That...that isn't a *shudders* Cockney Street Urchin *eye twitch* is it?

*Continues to twitch uncontrollably in her seat, slides her hand behind the chair toward the concealed bat'leth*.

Insufferable...disgusting creatures...*shivers*.
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« Reply #449 on: June 12, 2009, 11:55:16 am »

*reappears with disappointed urchin in tow*
"Here's a sovereign for your labour, a cigar for your soul and a bottle of stout for your health, now out with you."

"But sir the wimmin - in bloomers ....."

"OUT with you or I'll box your ears!"

*Urchin departs, slipping slightly on cabbage leaves as he exits the club"

*Pries board off packing case, reaches in, extracts cut glass whiskey tumbler, pours self a large one and retreats into leather arm chair, behind a copy of the Necronomonist*
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