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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 203299 times)
Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #400 on: June 11, 2009, 05:45:08 pm »

We used to have a player piano, but it got shot.
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #401 on: June 11, 2009, 05:49:16 pm »

Hrm....that's no fun. *looking behind the bar* Aha! *dragging a victrola out* Now if I were records, where would I hide.....*rifling through the cabinets*

Jackpot! *winding the victrola and putting on Glorious Beer*

Let me sing you a song of a gargle,
A lotion to me very dear;
I refer to the grand lubricator,
That wonderful tonic called beer, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #402 on: June 11, 2009, 07:54:03 pm »

Move the chairs against the walls, chaps, there's a large amount of ordnance coming through one of the secret passages, from the ladies tea room: apparently it got delivered to the wrong address...

...still, should keep those real estate chaps away, eh?
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Athena
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« Reply #403 on: June 11, 2009, 07:58:28 pm »

*yelling through the passage* *coming out the other side, after the moving men* An eight foot Kraken? Overkill much?

I'm just going to borrow some brandy, if you don't mind. Here's a bottle of champagne to pay for it....*stumbling over the furniture* *throws it into the doktor's hands* Now for that brandy....ooo...Napoleon. Thanks Dok! *smiles and waves while going back through the passage*
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« Reply #404 on: June 11, 2009, 08:10:09 pm »

Who puts a window in a secret passage, I ask you?!

Right don't care where this goes now. Just drop it anywhere...where is the bleedin squid? It's gone, I swear it was holding on to... Oh dear. Right who wants this cake splattered, pottery and glass sharded Wireless Telegraph Array?

*checks array*

Lemon and vanilla flavour, the glass is decent plate and the remains of the vase is a cheap P'Ting dynasty knock off, from... slightly variated blues, high granulation... Deptford.

We would stay but... did she call us moving men?
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Athena
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« Reply #405 on: June 11, 2009, 08:37:08 pm »

*screaming through the passage* Did you happen to lose something that's 8 feet tall and has a lot of legs? *cursing the moving men under her breath* *wondering how in the world you lose something 8 feet tall....*
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #406 on: June 11, 2009, 08:38:46 pm »

Well, now you're 'Athena', you should be all knowing...

Wink
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Athena
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« Reply #407 on: June 11, 2009, 08:41:35 pm »

Quiet you.

*screaming* A little help here guys?
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #408 on: June 11, 2009, 08:52:25 pm »

*Cleaning up after men!* ~is heard echoing through the passage.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #409 on: June 11, 2009, 08:54:06 pm »

We'll get the morning staff to sort that out tomorrow.

In the meanwhile, our spirit cupboard and celler is at you disposal, ladies!

Smiley
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« Reply #410 on: June 11, 2009, 09:14:08 pm »

*Snores*
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Athena
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« Reply #411 on: June 11, 2009, 09:21:24 pm »

*walking through the passage* Thank you Dok. *cleaning off the Kraken gunk* Ew. We might be needing it....I'll be needing it now in fact. *jumps behind the bar and pours some Bailey's*

I say, did you ever hire a bartender?
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #412 on: June 11, 2009, 09:24:16 pm »

*hopps through the passage still trying to put her gun in her boot*  I definaltely need something more than tea.
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #413 on: June 11, 2009, 10:20:49 pm »

*looks up from copy of "A Vindication of the Rights of Women"

It is like Clapham bleeding Junction in here, I'm off to the noise abatement society for a bit of peace and quiet.
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« Reply #414 on: June 11, 2009, 10:22:43 pm »

why are all the men in corsets ? why am I in a corset ? where's the rum ?!?!
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Herr Döktor
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Governor
Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #415 on: June 11, 2009, 10:25:09 pm »

Men in corsets is pretty 'rum', if you ask me...
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« Reply #416 on: June 11, 2009, 10:27:09 pm »

not you to doc ?!?!?! although i must say you don't look bad in a skirt XD
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #417 on: June 11, 2009, 10:30:15 pm »

Have I mentioned my friend's emporium?

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Athena
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« Reply #418 on: June 11, 2009, 10:31:14 pm »

*still behind the bar* Are they all wearing corsets? *gets the devilish idea to look and see....*  Grin
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #419 on: June 11, 2009, 11:05:34 pm »

*Comes in breathless*

Sorry I am late, gents...I was passing by the Ladies' Tea Room and good heavens what a racket!  Hearing something about both Realtors and Estate Agents I had to stop and listen up...but they aren't having that problem, just some weird jungle thing.  I'm sure they can handle it.

*peers around room*

We'll have a kraken arriving then?  Good...a kraken can think circles easily around any eight Realtors.  Or Estate Agents.  What works against one subtype works against the other, as I've stated, it's all part of whatever regional disguise they have handed to them on that mothership of theirs.

Though if that cabbage offers me its card again, we will have to get rid of it.

Why are you all wearing skirts and corsets?  This isn't going to end with bagpipes is it??   Shocked

Though if someone really did say rum I believe I am about ready for one, yes...
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Athena
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« Reply #420 on: June 11, 2009, 11:12:24 pm »

*laughing* That about sums it up. Here. I guess I'm acting bartender tonight. *hands you a glass of rum*
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #421 on: June 11, 2009, 11:16:35 pm »

*stares in shock at having received a glass of rum from the Greek Goddess of War and Wisdom*

Erm, thank you very much, Ma'am. *bows slightly*

Well there is something you don't see every day...clearly, there'll be no real estate "dealings" here tonight.

Ah, peace.
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Athena
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« Reply #422 on: June 11, 2009, 11:18:51 pm »

*stares in shock at having received a glass of rum from the Greek Goddess of War and Wisdom*

Erm, thank you very much, Ma'am. *bows slightly*

Well there is something you don't see every day...clearly, there'll be no real estate "dealings" here tonight.

Ah, peace.

*smiling* Good job. You don't know how many times people have thought I was the goddess of love. I guess they aren't familiar with the name....but seriously. When are you guys gonna buy another clockwork bartender? And a maid to clean this place?
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #423 on: June 12, 2009, 12:05:29 am »

pssst...I could barely get them to pony up for that cabbage... Wink
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Athena
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« Reply #424 on: June 12, 2009, 12:14:09 am »

*whispering back* That measly cabbage at the door? It keeps handing me cards.
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