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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 203295 times)
clockwork creation
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« Reply #375 on: June 10, 2009, 08:22:47 pm »

bah ! *orders another drink and lights pipe* I will have no part in this tom foolery.
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #376 on: June 10, 2009, 08:32:08 pm »

Well.  Look what one misses when having a simple afternoon nap.

I suppose they're right, when they say "you snooze you lose".  Since I last heard that expression back in 2004 from someone whose name and profession will go unmentioned, I'd been skeptical.

*follows the Doktor and cyberjacques*
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fireheart storm
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« Reply #377 on: June 10, 2009, 08:33:23 pm »

bah ! *orders another drink and lights pipe* I will have no part in this tom foolery.
Would you then if it was Joe Foolery  Smiley
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #378 on: June 10, 2009, 08:36:06 pm »

Joe foolery's back ? I thought he was in Africa ?
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helios
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« Reply #379 on: June 10, 2009, 09:02:38 pm »

*Snores*
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MWBailey
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"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #380 on: June 10, 2009, 10:08:43 pm »

and I have perfected the gimlet stare.

You mean that dwarf who owns the delicatessan on Cable Street?
okay, who has Knobby Knobbs in their trouser pocket? (he owes me a shilling).
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #381 on: June 10, 2009, 10:12:49 pm »

Nobby Nobbs?
Little chap?
Looks like a monkey?
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rtafStElmo
« Reply #382 on: June 10, 2009, 10:16:22 pm »

*cannot remember which secret passage the doc and and cyberjacques took to go to the ladies' tearoom, so picks one at random*

well, I think I'd better go and give those folks some er, moral, er, support. What? Yes, I do have them, thank you. A monkey? well, broadly, I suppose...

*goes next door*
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« Reply #383 on: June 10, 2009, 10:18:51 pm »

*pours self a brandy and soda and surreptitiously loosening stays leans back into leather winged armchair*

Ah, peace at last
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Dr. Hastings
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« Reply #384 on: June 11, 2009, 03:52:16 am »

And thats why I spend most my time in air ducts... I avoid the hustle and bustle of the floor, get quite time, and, I can here AND see all that is in the room! Bwahahaha.... *crawls off again*
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rtafStElmo
« Reply #385 on: June 11, 2009, 06:17:34 am »

in theair ducts, no less
*looking upwards*
I say, doctor, are you a Hellsing, by any chance?
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Dr. Hastings
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« Reply #386 on: June 11, 2009, 06:21:26 am »

actually sir, I am not.
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« Reply #387 on: June 11, 2009, 07:56:09 am »

<awakes from trance like state>

Alas, the ladies in their unmentionables ceased their wanton behaviour. If I'd been there in person I'd have taken me equipment and taken a couple of snap shots for later perusal, you know, candid shots in the "French" Style if you know what I mean. Ho hum, what to do today?
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helios
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« Reply #388 on: June 11, 2009, 08:52:44 am »

*Snores*
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« Reply #389 on: June 11, 2009, 08:53:28 am »

*starts to nod off curled up in one of the large arm chairs*
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The Hon. Archibald Keyes
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« Reply #390 on: June 11, 2009, 08:54:17 am »

Damn this railway! Their tomfoolery has robbed me of my morning!
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Miss Kins
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« Reply #391 on: June 11, 2009, 03:09:35 pm »

*Raises an eyebrow toward Violet Rose*  What on Earth is going on next door?  All this commotion has me fearing the worst...

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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #392 on: June 11, 2009, 04:22:21 pm »

*walking in from the passage, adjusting my steamer pants and tucking in my shirttails**putting on my engineer's hat*

There was lingerie, mimosas, and petit fours. I know, I was there. *wink* And some of the gentlemen joined us for frivolities.  Grin But right now, I would enjoy something a little rougher on the liver. Did we ever hire that barkeep?

*flicks helios' newspaper* Wake up! *lights up a swisher sweet, cherry flavored*
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #393 on: June 11, 2009, 04:23:52 pm »

I'm with here... bourbon, straight up.  We stock that right?
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #394 on: June 11, 2009, 04:50:02 pm »

*Raises an eyebrow toward Violet Rose*  What on Earth is going on next door?  All this commotion has me fearing the worst...



Drink, debauchery and cake.
Too rich for my blood I fear
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #395 on: June 11, 2009, 05:20:09 pm »

Ladies, as you can see I've moved to Barbados (in my head anyway).
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Miss Kins
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Several palm trees short of a fruit cake.


« Reply #396 on: June 11, 2009, 05:22:30 pm »

Drink, debauchery and cake.
Too rich for my blood I fear

I see O_o...I think I'm glad I stayed in here with these, ahem, 'respectable' chaps then.
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #397 on: June 11, 2009, 05:23:09 pm »

Gotta be pretty there, all the sandy beaches and clear blue ocean. *looking for the barkeep, seeing none, pours herself and Pixie a cup of bourbon*

Sorry, all I could find were plastic cups. Who cleans this place anyway? *wiping dust off of the bottle*
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Pixiepunk
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« Reply #398 on: June 11, 2009, 05:29:20 pm »

Ah, we had to fire the maid... she was drinking all the liquor!   Cool
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #399 on: June 11, 2009, 05:37:31 pm »

Good for her. Get paid in more ways than one. *drinking out of the plastic cup* Feels like home.

*getting up and stretching, looking around the smoking room* They'll have to recruit more help. The floor is covered with ashes. I guess all the gentlemen are still asleep. *taking another drink* Do they have a victrola in here anywhere?
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