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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 199510 times)
Nikola Tesla
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Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #300 on: June 07, 2009, 04:39:43 am »

Not sure they have the problem tonight.  I've seen no notices, and the signs aren't maintained.

All I have to do is check for signs of future activity.  Since they seem drawn to my present lair, I need only keep watch around there.

Little do they know the Full Moon is on my side.  Grin
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"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.
MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
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United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #301 on: June 07, 2009, 10:30:47 am »

*wakes up, lifts newspaper off of face, sits up, looks around*
*re-orients newspaper such that te other side faces down*
*lays back down in armchair, covers face with news paper*
"ssssknnnxzzzzzzzxxxxzzzzzzz...."
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"
Mssr Delaney
Snr. Officer
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United States United States


To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #302 on: June 07, 2009, 10:41:13 am »

*slightly opening the door and tiptoeing in quietly* *sneaking past the guard*

We really should sack that doorman. I'm sure a cardboard cut-out of a well-dressed gent would be a much cheaper replacement, with almost no change in how well-guarded the door currently is.

Maybe we could prop one of the sleeping gents at the door in an armchair.
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #303 on: June 07, 2009, 11:42:07 am »

*Snores*
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MWBailey
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United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #304 on: June 07, 2009, 02:19:51 pm »

zzzzzz*snerk!I actually look pretty good in a doorman's uniform, mm hmmm mmm nnskkkkkkkkkkkkxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #305 on: June 08, 2009, 06:13:49 pm »

*stretching in my chair*

Mssr Delaney: *looking around* There's always the windows. And maybe one could slip in via the roof. And there's the door in the back.  Cool
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #306 on: June 08, 2009, 06:39:22 pm »

*rubbing hands with glee* Hehehehe......Oh girls?  Grin
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #307 on: June 08, 2009, 06:40:34 pm »

Then there's the secret passage between the Smoking Room and The Princess Seraphina Tea Room for distinguised ladies...

...so THAT'S how they keep getting in here...

...and how I keep getting in there...

oops, what a giveaway!

 Embarrassed
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Mssr Delaney
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #308 on: June 08, 2009, 07:17:10 pm »

*stretching in my chair*

Mssr Delaney: *looking around* There's always the windows. And maybe one could slip in via the roof. And there's the door in the back.  Cool

I'm quite aware that we'll never be rid of all of you. I'm merely speaking in terms of being fiscally responsible.
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cyberjacques
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Inventor, Member of the Van Helsing Society


« Reply #309 on: June 08, 2009, 10:09:20 pm »

*Steps in and surveys the room*

My, what a marvelous place this is!...  Why is the floor sticky?  No matter, I'm sure I will enjoy the atmosphere, being thick with fragrant smoke as it is.  I say, is that port over there?  Oh, and why did the doorman ask me if I were a Realtor whilst gripping a poorly concealed pistol in his jacket?

*Snips and lights a fine Maduro*
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #310 on: June 08, 2009, 10:16:14 pm »

*stretching in my chair*

Mssr Delaney: *looking around* There's always the windows. And maybe one could slip in via the roof. And there's the door in the back.  Cool

I'm quite aware that we'll never be rid of all of you. I'm merely speaking in terms of being fiscally responsible.

What do you need to be fiscally responsible for? The ones that have poured in already can fit the description of male as well as female....at least in mannerisms. We smoke, drink, curse if necessary, and enjoy most (if not all) things male. *Raising my glass to skinner*
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Nikola Tesla
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Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #311 on: June 08, 2009, 10:20:43 pm »

Erm, do I have to check that secret passage now, you know, for...?  Or can it wait?  I'm enjoying my port...
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bizarre_chicken
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I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one


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« Reply #312 on: June 08, 2009, 10:24:07 pm »

Erm, do I have to check that secret passage now, you know, for...?  Or can it wait?  I'm enjoying my port...

Well I was down there like a bloody ferret given the smell of blood.
They seem not to have caught me yet....
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #313 on: June 08, 2009, 10:38:19 pm »

And we don't mind at all. *grin*
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Mssr Delaney
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #314 on: June 08, 2009, 11:34:30 pm »

*stretching in my chair*

Mssr Delaney: *looking around* There's always the windows. And maybe one could slip in via the roof. And there's the door in the back.  Cool

I'm quite aware that we'll never be rid of all of you. I'm merely speaking in terms of being fiscally responsible.

What do you need to be fiscally responsible for? The ones that have poured in already can fit the description of male as well as female....at least in mannerisms. We smoke, drink, curse if necessary, and enjoy most (if not all) things male. *Raising my glass to skinner*

I meant in terms of doorman: why pay for a cut out when we've several marvelous gentlemen already napping?
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #315 on: June 08, 2009, 11:38:48 pm »

Ah....*looking for a napping gentleman*

You did say gentleman, right?  Wink
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Mssr Delaney
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #316 on: June 09, 2009, 12:05:41 am »

*Snores*
zzzzzz*snerk!I actually look pretty good in a doorman's uniform, mm hmmm mmm nnskkkkkkkkkkkkxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

There are several...
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Nikola Tesla
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #317 on: June 09, 2009, 12:54:55 am »

Oh, and why did the doorman ask me if I were a Realtor whilst gripping a poorly concealed pistol in his jacket?

Yes, we definitely need a new doorman before the current one starts pistol-whipping Real...

Wait a minute!!  What am I saying?  That's a fine trait!  We have to make sure our new doorman can do just that.

Erm, cyberjacques...you...aren't a Realtor, are you?  *suspicious look*

[Come to think of it, he does care that the floor is sticky...]
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #318 on: June 09, 2009, 01:33:17 am »

I volunteer Helios! *Raising his hand* Or do I get a say?
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #319 on: June 09, 2009, 02:26:19 am »

I suppose we can't stop you. I'm in favor of Helios too.
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helios
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Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #320 on: June 09, 2009, 03:30:48 am »

*Snores*
*Wakes up*
Lunch? No, not lunch...
*Goes back to sleep*
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Dr. Hastings
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listen first, then learn to speak


« Reply #321 on: June 09, 2009, 06:36:37 am »

*falls through the ceiling* Dear me. But at least the dust makes the floor less sticky...
One second.... *pulls out grappling hook* Have a nice night all! I'm going to catch that damn chicken if it kills me! *fires it at chandelier and swings across the room into a duct* CHEEErrriiioooooo
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #322 on: June 09, 2009, 02:04:16 pm »

*section of library wall slides back*
Ooh!
So this is where it leads to!
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I'm in Darkshines sewing swap!

Declaring war on mediocrity and a pox on the foot soldiers of stupidity
Violet Rose
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« Reply #323 on: June 09, 2009, 02:12:30 pm »

No wonder we keep running out of cake ... and we were blaming it on mice!
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fireheart storm
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Monster hunter, researcher, & cyberjacques's rival


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« Reply #324 on: June 09, 2009, 05:48:52 pm »

*following Ms Rose* Oh! Hello boys! Cheesy
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