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« Reply #275 on: June 04, 2009, 11:14:37 pm » |
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No one is letting them in. They are breaking in, using their unfathomable Realtor powers at getting into any indoor space.
I say we need to add to the club bylaws, that they are to be shot on sight.
*snaps on rubber gloves and hands Miss Kins and Violet Rose each a pair*
Now, let me train you ladies in on how to safely clean up in here. These papers are known as "listings". You'll find a picture and stats on a house on each one. Don't look to closely at them. If you find any more arcane looking real estate documents, let me know immediately! That means they got someone.
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« Reply #276 on: June 04, 2009, 11:32:07 pm » |
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Someone explain to me why all these ladies are wandering in here?
We leave their blasted team room alone!
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« Reply #277 on: June 04, 2009, 11:34:11 pm » |
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*starts pawing through the small stack of business cards*
Hm...some of these agents are...er..."conventionally attractive"?
Maybe that has something to do with it?
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« Reply #278 on: June 04, 2009, 11:38:40 pm » |
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No one is letting them in. They are breaking in, using their unfathomable Realtor powers at getting into any indoor space.
I say we need to add to the club bylaws, that they are to be shot on sight.
*snaps on rubber gloves and hands Miss Kins and Violet Rose each a pair*
Now, let me train you ladies in on how to safely clean up in here. These papers are known as "listings". You'll find a picture and stats on a house on each one. Don't look to closely at them. If you find any more arcane looking real estate documents, let me know immediately! That means they got someone.
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Declaring war on mediocrity and a pox on the foot soldiers of stupidity
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« Reply #279 on: June 04, 2009, 11:42:00 pm » |
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Right here! No Realtor Slayer should ever be without them.
And here are plastic baggies for the business cards.
Oh, and masks! Wouldn't want a visit from Occupational Health. We've had enough gatecrashers for one day!
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« Reply #280 on: June 05, 2009, 12:45:42 am » |
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Someone explain to me why all these ladies are wandering in here?
We leave their blasted team room alone!
As I believe was stated in the tea room some time ago, if you're willing to adopt a skirt and corset you are more than welcome in there  . I'll vouch for Miss Kins- she really is no lady. Hang on, that came out wrong... I'll have a glass of brandy and rephrase that later...  One of the more doolally-rational compliments insults erm, well, errr *head asplode* THINGS said to aid my case in anything . *Pats the silly Doctor on the head, goes back to bubble-pipe*. |
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« Reply #281 on: June 05, 2009, 12:50:08 am » |
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Adopt a skirt and corset? By "adopt" I presume you mean wear.
Being as how I couldn't fit in a corset, I suppose I'll remain here. The tea is probably less fancy, but it's of suitable quality and acceptable, and we of course have port.
I believe I'll have one now. It's been a hard day in my profession, as you can tell.
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« Reply #282 on: June 05, 2009, 12:51:07 am » |
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who are those figures by the windows ? .... there just standing there
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« Reply #283 on: June 05, 2009, 12:54:12 am » |
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Never mind them! Have we not had enough for one day?
If they're Realtors' ghosts, they'll just have to wait.
Now there is the fact that they have a whole organization and network same as we do; however, no way could it have responded so quickly...
...by the way, I have some tips for the help on getting those signs down. That may be part of the problem.
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« Reply #284 on: June 05, 2009, 12:57:06 am » |
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Don't worry, we'll protect you. No pesky buggers getting through with those....briefcases again O_O.
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« Reply #285 on: June 05, 2009, 01:00:11 am » |
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Yeah, those briefcases are awful, aren't they?
I've been working on a design idea for a fake one, to be used as a bait-and-trap-in-one. Real estate agents, tremble in fear of the fake estate agents!
*brandishes half-completed false briefcase full of coils and clockwork*
Right now it's just rigged to deliver a powerful electric shock; ideas are welcome for making it more...creative...
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« Reply #286 on: June 05, 2009, 01:02:39 am » |
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it would seem those figures are all very nervous door canvassers. i gave them some gin and they left  |
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« Reply #287 on: June 05, 2009, 01:04:48 am » |
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Good. We don't need any of those either.
Now where is that port? Has the help simply been terrified into hiding?
*Opens newspaper. Mr. Tesla's own advertisement, "AUTOMATONS WANTED FOR SPECIAL PROJECT - FINANCIAL COMPENSATION OFFERED" is visible on the back page*
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« Reply #288 on: June 05, 2009, 09:47:19 am » |
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Don't give em our Gin! They're like beggin' dogs, they'll know we're soft and come back!
-is sitting in a window seat, clutching a rifle, peering out-
Does anyone know how to go about becoming an honorary Gentleman?
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« Reply #289 on: June 05, 2009, 09:55:28 am » |
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Talk to the Queen?
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« Reply #290 on: June 05, 2009, 02:22:56 pm » |
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I have to admit, this is the first Gentlemen's Club I have ever attended where someone had to be posted to guard the window. *mobile phone rings* D--n! I know I turned that off! - How... *looks at phone* Oh no. *answers* Don't you ever pay attention to my greeting? It's always a bad time! No don't touch that! What did I tell you about small children?! - No they can't! Weather machine? What weather machine! You can see clearly it's a washer/dryer...no! If I see any pictures of that on the interwebs I'll sue you to next Tuesday! What is wrong with you people? What do you mean your associate has fallen into a "spiked pit"? Does it say "spiked pit" anywhere on your "listing"? No? Ergo there is no spiked pit! Just leave your associate behind, I'm sure he'll catch up. |
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« Reply #291 on: June 05, 2009, 07:48:10 pm » |
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Talk to the Queen?
That's no way to talk about the Club Secretary! Oh, you don't mean him, sorry. The main problem with ladies in a Gentleman's club is their infernal wittering and distracting nature, I'm sure us stout-hearted chaps have stiff enough upper lips not to be distracted, and the one or two woman that have managed to gain egress into our establishment have proved themselves not to be witterers, so I'm happy to let them stay. Anyway, Captain Skinner is a disciple of Sappho, so she's more of a man than a lot of the chaps I was at boarding school with... ...Which includes the Club Secretary. |
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« Reply #292 on: June 06, 2009, 06:46:43 pm » |
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*slightly opening the door and tiptoeing in quietly* *sneaking past the guard*
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« Reply #293 on: June 06, 2009, 06:54:36 pm » |
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*slightly opening the door and tiptoeing in quietly* *sneaking past the guard*
We really should sack that doorman. I'm sure a cardboard cut-out of a well-dressed gent would be a much cheaper replacement, with almost no change in how well-guarded the door currently is. |
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« Reply #294 on: June 06, 2009, 07:11:37 pm » |
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He's alright. I've been lurking around for a while, just thought it was time to make my presence known.  And I greatly enjoyed the way the realtors were handled. Good show. *pouring myself a jack & coke**lighting up my cigarillo* |
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« Reply #295 on: June 06, 2009, 09:29:41 pm » |
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He's always been nice to me
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« Reply #296 on: June 07, 2009, 03:32:04 am » |
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Well, gentlemen...
*rises*
It appears that the Full Moon is scheduled to be exact some time tomorrow, making it technically full tonight. So, my services will likely be needed in my home town. I'd best get working.
By the way, it also appears, due to recent events, that I will possibly need a new lair in the near future...any idea who I'd talk to about that?
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« Reply #297 on: June 07, 2009, 04:28:43 am » |
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Nobody. If it's a really good lair, you'll need to be doing it all yourself.
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« Reply #298 on: June 07, 2009, 04:35:47 am » |
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You're probably right.
*flips through stack of business cards*
Let's see...this one won't talk to me...sued that one's @--...blocking my calls...in my freezer...in my freezer...still running at last observation...burned that one's license in front of it to make it cry at an occult ritual...same there...that one's still in the pit...disappeared...disappeared...prison...
...yep, I'd say you're definitely right. In more convenient news, I may have the night off after all.
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« Reply #299 on: June 07, 2009, 04:37:33 am » |
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Ah? Has your home town found someone else to take care of their problem?
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