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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 196735 times)
Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #250 on: June 02, 2009, 05:23:41 pm »

With all due respect, please do not talk about valuable property/items in front of...one of those...

They can get "sticky fingers" after all...
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"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.
Captain Reech
Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #251 on: June 02, 2009, 05:25:09 pm »

Nothing for it Gentleman, we'll have to fall back on the tried and trusted cold steel,

<Unsheathes Swordstick>

Or in this case, the thrice blessed and garlic smeared steel! Have at you, you disgusting alien weirdo! Once more unto the breech Gentlemen, cry God for Harry, England and St George!
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #252 on: June 02, 2009, 05:34:40 pm »

Tried that at home, but didn't have garlic...anyone who can spare some?
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Captain Reech
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United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #253 on: June 03, 2009, 08:04:47 am »

There's a few cloves and a vial of Holy water in me valisse old chap, along with the silver bullets (hollow points of course!), the essence of Wolfsbane and a few assorted Holy Symbols I've picked up on me travels, help yourself!
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bizarre_chicken
Zeppelin Admiral
******
United Kingdom United Kingdom


I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one


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« Reply #254 on: June 03, 2009, 08:42:50 pm »

I know! *prepares anti-realtor defensive goggles*

Now the target is truly visible!


Agh





Aghhh...






THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHINGGGGG/.
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #255 on: June 03, 2009, 09:21:35 pm »

*Fires, whilst ducking and weaving around the room, FPS-style*
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no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!
Mssr Delaney
Snr. Officer
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United States United States


To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #256 on: June 03, 2009, 09:30:22 pm »

*steps up to Realtor and draws Elder Sigil on it's face.*

Ha-ha!
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #257 on: June 03, 2009, 10:15:08 pm »

Incidentally, the asking price on this one's (ersatz) soul, judging by its intended commission, is just shy of twenty-four thousand US dollars.

A bit steep, I might add.  Angry

*flies into a rage*

Leave notices on my lair, will you?  Post those abominations in front of my house, will you?  Sell the earth from under my feet, will you??!!

*punching Realtor in the face*

Take that!  Sell that!  Market THAT!!!

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Captain Reech
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« Reply #258 on: June 04, 2009, 07:46:51 am »

I say Mr Tesla, bravo! Mind you don't get any of the ichor on you, it's a bugger to clean out.

<Runs estate agent through with Holy Sword>

Have that sir! And share it with your mates!
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Dr. Hastings
Zeppelin Captain
*****
Canada Canada


listen first, then learn to speak


« Reply #259 on: June 04, 2009, 07:54:17 am »

My Word! I wander in here looking for a nice relaxing smoke, and what do I happen upon? A REALTOR AND THE HOLY SWORD! By JOVE what have you DONE? I Just wanted to smoke my corncob Pipe! Why have you forsaken me! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Mssr Delaney
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #260 on: June 04, 2009, 08:11:24 am »

Please, calm yourself, Dr. Hastings! Desperate times, desperate measures. After this *kicks dead Realtor* is disposed of, I think we can all return to our various papers, naps and drinks.
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #261 on: June 04, 2009, 08:55:05 am »

*Puts down his weapon, sits down, and promptly falls back to sleep*
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Skinner
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Captain Charlotte J. Skinner, Airship Scalleywag


« Reply #262 on: June 04, 2009, 10:08:00 am »

-tugs a dead realtor onto her shoulder and drags him to the back door- What shall we do with em? I heard there's a lass on Fleet Street what could use a couple corpses.. Might as well not let em go to waste!
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #263 on: June 04, 2009, 10:50:19 am »

*Snores*
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #264 on: June 04, 2009, 01:27:19 pm »

ah, a glass of sloe gin barkeep, now that's all over with im rather thirsty
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I am a freak in control not a control freak
Miss Kins
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Several palm trees short of a fruit cake.


« Reply #265 on: June 04, 2009, 02:21:09 pm »

-tugs a dead realtor onto her shoulder and drags him to the back door- What shall we do with em? I heard there's a lass on Fleet Street what could use a couple corpses.. Might as well not let em go to waste!

*Sits up straight in the corner, looks over her spectacles* Oh I wouldn't touch the body much more if I were you, they start to decompose rather...explosively after a short period of ti-

*Looks about shiftily*  Oh...yes, I suppose I should have announced myself earlier.  Ahem, please, forget I'm even here.  *Slides back into the chair, holds up book in front of her face*.
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''Sure, it's all fun and games until the tentacled lizard-spider that was your crotch tells you that everything is made of Tuesday because only the sky can cook happiness.''
Dr. Hastings
Zeppelin Captain
*****
Canada Canada


listen first, then learn to speak


« Reply #266 on: June 04, 2009, 03:47:29 pm »

I would gladly have a tall glass of ridiculous please. After these shenanigans, I need to purge it from my system.

After said drink, I suppose I'll have a shot of absinthe as well.
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Captain Reech
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« Reply #267 on: June 04, 2009, 05:14:15 pm »

-tugs a dead realtor onto her shoulder and drags him to the back door- What shall we do with em? I heard there's a lass on Fleet Street what could use a couple corpses.. Might as well not let em go to waste!

*Sits up straight in the corner, looks over her spectacles* Oh I wouldn't touch the body much more if I were you, they start to decompose rather...explosively after a short period of ti-

*Looks about shiftily*  Oh...yes, I suppose I should have announced myself earlier.  Ahem, please, forget I'm even here.  *Slides back into the chair, holds up book in front of her face*.

Egads! Another female! I must have a word with the club secretary!

A simple Gin and Tonic would be most refreshing after that little exertion please.

<Carefully wipes Sword with oiled cloth, returns sword to cane and places soiled fabric in sealed glass collecting jar in valisse.>

A sample for the boffins at HQ, they may find an antidote for the creatures.
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S.Sprocket
Administrator
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


Industria Proficiscor In!


« Reply #268 on: June 04, 2009, 05:21:26 pm »

and this is why they complain about men in the women's clubs lol Smiley
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"Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire." --Fred Dibnah
Skinner
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Captain Charlotte J. Skinner, Airship Scalleywag


« Reply #269 on: June 04, 2009, 07:25:12 pm »

-looks self over- I'm about as un ladyish as it gets. The only thing wrong with my picture is a lack of- I'll stop now.

Harumph. At least I ent a miss. It's Captain Skinner.
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Miss Kins
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Several palm trees short of a fruit cake.


« Reply #270 on: June 04, 2009, 07:27:07 pm »

and this is why they complain about men in the women's clubs lol Smiley

Oh don't mind me, I'll be good.  You'll find no running about in bloomers from over here  Wink.

Besides, there simply isn't enough Realtor-smiting fun in the tea room...

*Sits quietly puffing on bubble-pipe. because she's totally rad that way*.
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #271 on: June 04, 2009, 07:44:12 pm »

I'll vouch for Miss Kins- she really is no lady.

Hang on, that came out wrong...

I'll have a glass of brandy and rephrase that later...

Huh
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #272 on: June 04, 2009, 09:04:11 pm »

*Snores quietly*
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Nikola Tesla
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #273 on: June 04, 2009, 10:29:18 pm »

-tugs a dead realtor onto her shoulder and drags him to the back door- What shall we do with em? I heard there's a lass on Fleet Street what could use a couple corpses.. Might as well not let em go to waste!

Good heavens!  Ma'am, if you're thinking of the establishment that I am thinking of, do not take that there!!!   Shocked

Our researches back at the laboratory indicate that the condition is terribly catching.  And it may be a prion disease!  If that is so...it could spread even if the growth medium were...superheated...if you catch my drift!

It could bring on the Apocalypse!.... *shaking*
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #274 on: June 04, 2009, 11:06:11 pm »

and this is why they complain about men in the women's clubs lol Smiley

Oh don't mind me, I'll be good.  You'll find no running about in bloomers from over here  Wink.

Besides, there simply isn't enough Realtor-smiting fun in the tea room...

*Sits quietly puffing on bubble-pipe. because she's totally rad that way*.

*looks up from her copy of "The Suffragist"*

Nothing wrong with bloomers, I'll have you know that Amelia is a good friend of mine.
I have to say if you are letting Estate agents in to this club it is going sadly down hill, I may hev to reconsider my membership.

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