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« Reply #2350 on: December 25, 2010, 09:00:08 am » |
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Quite so! A merry Christmas to all!
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« Reply #2351 on: December 25, 2010, 02:58:20 pm » |
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I echo that sentiment. I hope everyone's having a great day, whatever you're up to!!
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« Reply #2352 on: January 05, 2011, 11:58:40 am » |
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*Mr Harrison alternately tip toes and staggers through the room, trying to simultaneously avoid debris and detritus from the party and remain tolerably close to upright*
Wha.... I'm alive! I survived the combined ChristHogmanYears party!
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Ah. Oh dear. As I appear to be the only one achieving locomotion and coherent thought beyond 'Aaaaaah! My head!' at this point, it seems I have to do the clearing up....
*feigns continued hangover and crawls out of the room*
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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« Reply #2353 on: January 05, 2011, 01:20:17 pm » |
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My new year resolution is to go out more often, so I just parked my wooden bicycle outside. It's a good thing I put spikes on my tires, slippery roads over here. *Takes off foggy glasses and rubs them clean* Nice and cosy over here, altough the smell of swetty men, sigars and booze is a bit overwelming at first. But I'm starting to get used to it. Man it was a long bike ride. (Slightly NSFW) *Grabs ass to remove my underpants out of the crack* Bartender, please pour me a glass of ice cold Yagermeister and keep the bottle within reach. |
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« Reply #2354 on: January 05, 2011, 03:07:08 pm » |
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And an incredibly fine wooden bycicle it is too... Albeit wedgie-inducing!!
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« Reply #2355 on: January 05, 2011, 03:26:43 pm » |
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And an incredibly fine wooden bycicle it is too... Albeit wedgie-inducing!!
Thank you Professor. Another thing, did you ever had a sleeping leg? you know, that tingly numb feeling. Well I have a sleeping bag.  |
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« Reply #2356 on: January 05, 2011, 03:36:23 pm » |
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Aaah... Pins and needles in the netherregions. Possibly the most peculiar sensation one can experience.
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« Reply #2357 on: January 05, 2011, 06:43:43 pm » |
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Never had it in the gentlemen's area, but I can say with confidence that pins and needles in the legs combined with an expedition down a flight of stairs makes for an interesting means of locomotion.
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« Reply #2358 on: January 05, 2011, 06:51:42 pm » |
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The blood is circulating again in the private area. After a couple of more Yagermeister, I'm starting to feel just fine. Kind of tingly in the head, but that's just the booze.
Can I have another bottle of Yagermister bartender?
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« Reply #2359 on: January 28, 2011, 05:09:00 am » |
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Matthias Pennypecker manages to sip into the club despite not being a member. The intrepid newspaper reporter is never daunted by trivialities like “membership” when he’s hot on the trail of a good story, and this one was big too.
Rumors had been circulating for some time, that right hear in the heart of London that their was at least one Englishmen who was not drunk after three in the afternoon!
{ No its true I tell you! }
Determined to find the truth of said rumors Pennypecker heads into the lounge and lines up for a friendly game of billiards. As he waits, he investigates each gentlemen in the room intent on positively identify the teetotaler for his readers back in the states.
{Call me Ishmael, I am hunting the white whale}
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« Reply #2360 on: January 28, 2011, 09:22:15 am » |
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Good Afternoon, sir! What can I get for you? I haven't seen you around here, or else I'd get you your usual.
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« Reply #2361 on: January 28, 2011, 11:44:52 am » |
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« Reply #2362 on: January 28, 2011, 04:12:35 pm » |
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Helios and Grey, that’s two down and still no closer to finding a sober Englishmen by the look of it.
Ah, hold the hemlock and make the brandy a whisky if you please sir!
I don’t supose either of you souses have seen a man in this place NOT staggering have you?
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« Reply #2363 on: January 28, 2011, 04:24:09 pm » |
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*mutters something about not staggering, farts, rolls over and falls off the billiards table*
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« Reply #2364 on: January 28, 2011, 04:36:02 pm » |
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whenIdrinkalotIstarttalkingwithoutspaces.
Everythingisjustasingleword.
ButIneverstagger.
InsteadIwalklikecaptainJackSparrow.
Nowifyouwillexcuseme, Ivegottotinkle.
#focusses on the mens room door and walks like on a thightrope#
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« Reply #2365 on: January 28, 2011, 07:24:26 pm » |
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Id just like to point out that i have no idea whats going on......
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« Reply #2366 on: January 28, 2011, 11:18:02 pm » |
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I rather gather that some fellow hereabouts is seeking amongst our number a member of the Temperance Movement. He would, I would submit, have rather more success trying to find a stone that bleeds.
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
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Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #2367 on: January 28, 2011, 11:38:28 pm » |
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I fear we may have to blackball him.
Fetch the tar.
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« Reply #2368 on: January 29, 2011, 05:10:18 am » |
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Right oh. That's a whisky, and some tar.
*Pours the Whisky*
I'll have to get back to you in regards to the tar, unfortunately. We haven't any in right now. I do however have a good deal of honey left over from a previous endeavour.
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« Reply #2369 on: January 29, 2011, 09:26:45 pm » |
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*Enters the club. Make my way to the smoking room, asks the barman for a copy of the Martian Times and my usual sniffter to be brought to my chair
Takes a mouthful of drink & lights a cigar, looks at front page of paper* "By the sainted curled mustaches, of Lord Lunn, it says here that there is a plot to overthrow the Empire, by agents of the Dreaded Evil Empire(TM)!".
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« Reply #2370 on: January 29, 2011, 11:50:45 pm » |
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« Reply #2371 on: January 31, 2011, 07:20:54 pm » |
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I'm almost afraid to ask what past endeavor required large amounts of honey....
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« Reply #2372 on: January 31, 2011, 10:22:34 pm » |
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"Oh that was me , I was attempting to make a batch of maple mead but the ship that was to bring the rest of the ingredeents sank on the outbound voyage and never returned. pity that"says Miles as he sips his glass of rum punch.
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Who you calling old, Sonny boy? Just because my birth certificate is on birch bark there isn't any reason to be calling names.
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« Reply #2373 on: February 09, 2011, 06:32:22 pm » |
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Rumors had been circulating for some time, that right hear in the heart of London that their was at least one Englishmen who was not drunk after three in the afternoon! I regret to inform you Mr. Pennypecker, that I have been enjoying the clubs hospitality for several hours now and I can say with authority, that you and I are the only sober guests at this time. I even saw the clubs butler sneaking a nip from a flask in the cloak room. So I fear your quest is in vain, as I too am an American. Not a sober Brit to be found. |
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