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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 203520 times)
Skinner
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Captain Charlotte J. Skinner, Airship Scalleywag


« Reply #225 on: May 31, 2009, 01:27:04 pm »

-brings goggles down over eyes- That sounds like a good idea, actually. Might have to employ that tactic. Exploding heads or nay, it's best to be rid of as many as possible.
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #226 on: June 01, 2009, 12:07:20 am »

Now they are accosting passing ladies!  I suppose we shouldn't be surprised at such dishonorable behavior from members of their species.

Beware, (Miss?  Cap'n?) Skinner, where I come from they've been known to do far worse to a lady than ask if she wishes to move homes!  At least, judging by some of the photographs on the business cards I've seen; they somehow are able to convert others into their type, and they do not discriminate by gender in this process.

I would say we would be remiss if we were not to allow a lady, threatened by such horrible creatures, to take shelter in here.

Do not, under any circumstances, allow them to open those soulless briefcases.  They often contain "listings", a real estate agent's primary weapon.  There are other documents in there as well, that have powers unguessed at by civilized humankind...

*looks out window, spots lawn signs, gets vaguely hypnotized look*
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"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.
Mssr Delaney
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United States United States


To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #227 on: June 01, 2009, 01:25:21 am »

Somebody warn the doorman off! We can all recall the last time a lovely lady was allowed past him. We had to pay union prices for laundry!
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #228 on: June 01, 2009, 02:49:02 am »

*in a sleepy voice*  Yes...throw Miss/Cap'n Skinner to the agents...

...it is the right thing to do...

*fishes through pockets*...my card...
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #229 on: June 01, 2009, 02:57:22 am »

*Back-hands Nikola Tesla*
Pull yourself together!
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Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!
Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #230 on: June 01, 2009, 03:05:03 am »

Wha-a??

What is going on?  Why'd you do that?

And why are my pockets inside out?  Huh

*Grabs pocket Death Ray from side table*  I think I'm really going to need this... *looks outside again*  There sure are a lot of them!  Are you sure we aren't outnumbered?

...is this a bad time?
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helios
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Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #231 on: June 01, 2009, 12:41:50 pm »

*Back-hands Nikola Tesla again*
No. Bad Nikola. Bad.
No asking about houses.
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Skinner
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Captain Charlotte J. Skinner, Airship Scalleywag


« Reply #232 on: June 01, 2009, 01:04:48 pm »

-clears her throat- Sapphists are not Ladies. Women are their object and straight trousers and sensible shoes are their vehicles.

And I have no idea about laundry. I don't do it, I don't like it, I don't understand it...

Why are we talking about laundry at a time like this?! This is the apocalypse! Pull thyselves together!
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #233 on: June 01, 2009, 01:14:36 pm »

Oftimes I have found that people "freak out" in the presence of real estate agents. The creatures do horrific things to the mind.
Whisky?
*Offers a glass*
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Captain Reech
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United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #234 on: June 01, 2009, 01:57:55 pm »

<Entering Club>

Calm yourselves Gentlemen, I have resolved the situation by informing the assembled mob that there is a derelict Warehouse property, ripe for development, on the waterfront at Camden and without a representing agency. I believe such a tempting prize will be too much of a lure for the money grasping parasites and we should shortly find the street clear of their unholy kind.

<Proffers Card>

Edward Reech, Her Britannic Majesties Air Police, at your service I'm sure.
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
WWW
« Reply #235 on: June 01, 2009, 03:05:52 pm »

*Peers out the window*
So they have. So they have.
Good work my good man. Capital work.
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Captain Reech
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« Reply #236 on: June 01, 2009, 05:00:37 pm »

<Bows> My pleasure Sir, I have also taken the liberty of telegraphing the local Constabulary and requesting they keep the street clear of such rif-raf.
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Nikola Tesla
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Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #237 on: June 01, 2009, 09:59:32 pm »

*Back-hands Nikola Tesla again*
No. Bad Nikola. Bad.
No asking about houses.

Houses?  Did one just go by or something?  Did I miss something?

Where was that port I was hearing about?
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #238 on: June 01, 2009, 10:03:54 pm »

ONE GOT IN !!!!!!! HE'S ATTACKING THE BARMAN !!!!!!
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I am a freak in control not a control freak
Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #239 on: June 01, 2009, 10:05:15 pm »

Wha-a??? Hey, I know you!

*Aims death ray*

At last! Down, M_____, down!

*prepares to fire at RE agent*

What is the policy on discharging weapons inside the clubhouse?
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #240 on: June 01, 2009, 10:06:32 pm »

WHY WONT IT DIE ?!?!?!?!
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Nikola Tesla
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #241 on: June 01, 2009, 10:07:58 pm »

Check for pods! Hurry!

Don't...let it...open...that...briefcase!!!!  Shocked Shocked Shocked
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #242 on: June 01, 2009, 10:08:38 pm »

its opening !!!!
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Nikola Tesla
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #243 on: June 01, 2009, 10:09:36 pm »

Blast the rules!  I'll pay the fine later!!!

Saving lives is more important!

*fires at briefcase*
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Mssr Delaney
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #244 on: June 02, 2009, 03:27:43 am »


What is the policy on discharging weapons inside the clubhouse?

Judging by various portraits, I should believe you're quite welcome to fire at will.
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Captain Reech
Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #245 on: June 02, 2009, 07:52:52 am »


What is the policy on discharging weapons inside the clubhouse?

Judging by various portraits, I should believe you're quite welcome to fire at will.

Will? Is that the Blighters name?
<Levels Hollman and DeVargr Patent Sonic Service Pistol>

Take that Will, you unholy spawn of an alien Pod!

<Barrage of ultrasonic sound>
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #246 on: June 02, 2009, 11:33:45 am »

*Fires Aetheric-Magneto-Ray at RE agent*
FLANK HIM! SOMEONE, GET HIM FROM BEHIND!
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bizarre_chicken
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I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one


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« Reply #247 on: June 02, 2009, 02:38:32 pm »

*Fires Aetheric-Magneto-Ray at RE agent*
FLANK HIM! SOMEONE, GET HIM FROM BEHIND!

*hefts Magma Cannon*

Put THIS on the market! *unleashes round after round of superheated slugs*
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
*****
United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #248 on: June 02, 2009, 04:57:01 pm »

*snatches one of the papers flying around*

Oh no!  -gentlemen, do not look at these!!!!

*fires off a blast at the RE agent, being sure to expand the affected range to include the open briefcase, which is now surrounded by a lurid, evil glow*

Incidentally, I think "Will" is an alias.  That's not the name he gave me when he invaded my lair!  Check his business cards, but don't look directly at them!  Use gloves!  This one is particularly infectious!
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Captain Reech
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United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #249 on: June 02, 2009, 05:20:34 pm »

*Fires Aetheric-Magneto-Ray at RE agent*
FLANK HIM! SOMEONE, GET HIM FROM BEHIND!

*hefts Magma Cannon*

Put THIS on the market! *unleashes round after round of superheated slugs*

I say, have a care! This axminster is almost priceless and you'll ruin the Artistic (Ahem) French Lithographs!
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