James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
 England
Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #2200 on: June 28, 2010, 06:44:54 pm » |
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A floorboard is as good as a yardarm in my book. Easier to walk along, too  |
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
 United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #2201 on: August 13, 2010, 09:11:52 pm » |
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It's been very quiet in here of late, how can I fix that? I know: FREE BAR!!! |
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helios
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« Reply #2202 on: August 14, 2010, 04:32:42 am » |
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Did someone say FREE?
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In smoggiest day, in sooted night no ignorance shall escape my sight. Let those who worship ignorance's might, beware my power... Brass Goggles light! |
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Aeryenne Tederich
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« Reply #2203 on: August 14, 2010, 04:37:50 am » |
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*and lo, the words "FREE BAR" did ring in her ears*
*dons top hat, monocle and fake moustache. Anything for a free bar*
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"A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity."
- Robert Frost
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MWBailey
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« Reply #2204 on: August 14, 2010, 11:25:39 pm » |
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*trapdoor crashes open, out jumps MW playing Part C of Freebird*
...What?
Oh, alright. *puts banjo down and bellies up to teh bar*
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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NevilleYardley
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« Reply #2205 on: August 16, 2010, 12:48:24 am » |
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(enters slowly, hangs his coat & hat, then plops down at the bar)
Two shots of brandywine please. Today is the two year anniversary of my wonderful Lady and I's first date, and we are unable to celebrate it together! Therefore I need a drink!
~N. Yardley
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"I WANT TO LEARN WHAT MUST BE KNOWN!"
~Schwarzwald
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The Colonel
Deck Hand
 United States
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« Reply #2206 on: August 16, 2010, 02:20:33 am » |
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Free?!?!? I would never pay that much for a drink! Very well, I'll have a scotch, keep the rocks, the water and the glass. Just hand me the bottle. Thanks.
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Emperor Bob
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« Reply #2207 on: August 19, 2010, 08:18:59 pm » |
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Free bar?! My, I certainly picked an opportune time to wake up!
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Aeryenne Tederich
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« Reply #2208 on: August 20, 2010, 01:32:36 am » |
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*trapdoor crashes open, out jumps MW playing Part C of Freebird*
*jumps out of her his moustache* *glues on for safekeeping* *...realises she may regret doing that later...* |
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
England
Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #2209 on: August 21, 2010, 04:01:01 pm » |
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Have I missed happy free bar time? If not, superb! How the devil is everyone this fine afternoon?
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Emperor Bob
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« Reply #2210 on: August 21, 2010, 06:43:49 pm » |
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Much better, now that there's free drinks!
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darkshines
Rogue Ætherlord
 Wales
Miss Katonic 1898
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« Reply #2211 on: August 21, 2010, 10:58:57 pm » |
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Well, my sex drive is through the roof....! Bartender, a Slippery Nipple, Sex on the Beach and uh, I'll finish with a Blow Job, thanks!
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Emperor Bob
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« Reply #2212 on: August 22, 2010, 04:27:24 am » |
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Oh my, that is quite the order!
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Dave_G
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« Reply #2213 on: September 07, 2010, 01:11:24 pm » |
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Well, my sex drive is through the roof....! Bartender, a Slippery Nipple, Sex on the Beach and uh, I'll finish with a Blow Job, thanks!
Same again please mien host ! and see you put a good head on the pint ! |
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"Watcher of the skies.... watcher of all"
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MWBailey
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« Reply #2214 on: September 12, 2010, 03:22:52 am » |
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I'll have a DMF, please, heavy on the cocoa. It stands for...um...'Dirty M.F.' I'm sure everyone is smart enough to figure it all out... *turns five shades of red but happily accepts the drink* |
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Peregrine
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« Reply #2215 on: September 12, 2010, 09:08:40 am » |
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*Wanders in. Degloves, dehats, decoats hands accoutrements to the staff*
Good evening, new to the place. It seems a capital time for me to have arrived.
Time for an Armagnac I think.
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MWBailey
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« Reply #2216 on: September 15, 2010, 10:58:45 pm » |
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*Looks out the window and sees the 'staff' walking down the street with his newly-acquired outerwear* Oh, my. You might want to go and have a word with that chap. I think we might have to fire him...
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helios
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« Reply #2217 on: September 16, 2010, 02:00:09 am » |
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Haven't we already fired him? Twice?
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Peregrine
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« Reply #2218 on: September 16, 2010, 06:13:46 am » |
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Time to flog the butler I suppose. And then deal with the bounder who made off with my coat.  |
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Xenos
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« Reply #2219 on: September 16, 2010, 09:03:30 am » |
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I do hope I've not come late for the drinks! Gordon's Gin and Tonic, if you please, and pour me a double of Christian Brothers XO brandy (although, VSOP will do in a pinch), on the rocks...
*rolles a cigarette using pipe tobacco* ...For my nerves, you see... Any others fancy a darb?
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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Dave_G
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« Reply #2220 on: September 17, 2010, 07:04:50 pm » |
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* Downs pint of cocktail*
"Ahhhh that hit the spot.... now for a proper drink, an arid Martini..... please barsteward... Pint of gin and show it to the martini bottle,
roll me a fat one Xenos, care for a pinch of snuff anyone ?"
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #2221 on: September 17, 2010, 07:08:31 pm » |
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You chaps better NOT be rolling your own 'reefer' cigarillos..!  That's what the Hookahs are for.  |
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Xenos
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« Reply #2222 on: September 17, 2010, 08:26:28 pm » |
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*Rolls a particularly large cigarette for Dave_G* Here you are, sir! Smoke slow, or you'll get a burn... The downside to rolling with pipe toby! Ah well, the price we all pay... *Looks around* Begging your pardon, Döktor, does this room happen to HAVE said smoking implement? |
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #2223 on: September 17, 2010, 09:18:36 pm » |
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But of course, it wouldn't be 'the Smoking Room' without such paraphernalia! |
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darkshines
Rogue Ætherlord
Wales
Miss Katonic 1898
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« Reply #2224 on: September 17, 2010, 09:28:06 pm » |
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Could I get a slippery nipple please?
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