Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 271542 times)

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Come on in, chaps, sit down on one of the wing-back chairs, pour a glass of port, light a cigar, and tell a bawdy tale or two.

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Aaaaah, been waiting for somewhere to have a quiet puff at the pipe away from the wagging tongues. Well played sir. Can I interest anyone in a Bourbon?
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Prefer the Saxe-Coburg de Gothas, m'self, but I'll take a Bourbon at a streatch...

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*clears throat* ahm...gentlemen, I do understand if my sex is not welcome in this room, but alas, I much prefer gentlemen patter over the girly gossip in the tea room!  Plus, I know this is very un-lady like of me, but I am a smoker and do enjoy a good glass of bourbon, as a night cap of course! Helps me to wind down for the day. :) Do any of you mind my presence?

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No serious objections. Chaps?

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spot on! have a glass of port eggberta!
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Thank you kind sirs! *sits back, lights her cigarillo and sips on some port* Ah this is lovely! :) Cheers gentlemen!

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so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

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Ahh, A place to relax. I suppose the ladies shall be glad to be rid of me.
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so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

Well! What is this town coming to? He didn't even offer to shine your boots I suppose?

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*clears throat* ahm...gentlemen, I do understand if my sex is not welcome in this room, but alas, I much prefer gentlemen patter over the girly gossip in the tea room!  Plus, I know this is very un-lady like of me, but I am a smoker and do enjoy a good glass of bourbon, as a night cap of course! Helps me to wind down for the day. :) Do any of you mind my presence?

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Well, madam, I was quite ready to have you politely, but firmly, escorted from the room...

...But as soon as I spotted your signature: "She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld and has the right dynamics for the new frontier", I had too let you stay- any friend of Mr. Fagen is a friend of mine!

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*clears throat* ahm...gentlemen, I do understand if my sex is not welcome in this room, but alas, I much prefer gentlemen patter over the girly gossip in the tea room!  Plus, I know this is very un-lady like of me, but I am a smoker and do enjoy a good glass of bourbon, as a night cap of course! Helps me to wind down for the day. :) Do any of you mind my presence?

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Well, madam, I was quite ready to have you politely, but firmly, escorted from the room...

...But as soon as I spotted your signature: "She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld and has the right dynamics for the new frontier", I had too let you stay- any friend of Mr. Fagen is a friend of mine!

:)



*giggles into her handkerchief* Mr.Fagen and I are old friends! I couldn't help but to quote him in my signature, for that song in particular strikes a nice note with me :) I like to sit and sip on brandy whilst listening to this song! Thank you Herr Döktor for letting me stay... *smiles* Much obliged.

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Finally! A club I can relax in wihtout being thrown out ^_^ I think I'll help myself to a glass of port, then I think I'll have a smoke... Can someone point me to the designated smoking area?

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THE WHOLE ROOM IS A DESIGNATED SMOKING AREA!!!

Isn't that grand?

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Finally! A club I can relax in wihtout being thrown out ^_^ I think I'll help myself to a glass of port, then I think I'll have a smoke... Can someone point me to the designated smoking area?

I believe this is the smoking area Sir! Do grab a seat.

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*coughs terribly*

While Groucho Marx may well have refused to be a member of any club that would accept him, I'm not nearly so picky. Would someone pass the port please?
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Finally! A club I can relax in wihtout being thrown out ^_^ I think I'll help myself to a glass of port, then I think I'll have a smoke... Can someone point me to the designated smoking area?

I believe this is the smoking area Sir! Do grab a seat.

Ye gods! Good news that doth be!... I'll stop trying to be smart now and Have a smoke :D

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so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

Well! What is this town coming to? He didn't even offer to shine your boots I suppose?
no, can you believe it?
* silastic armor fiend sits down, lights pipe and sips port

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so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

Well! What is this town coming to? He didn't even offer to shine your boots I suppose?
no, can you believe it?
* silastic armor fiend sits down, lights pipe and sips port

My good sir, the audacity of the lower classes indeed... Why, my ellipsis can hardly cover the outragousness of it all.
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Where's the butler? How did this personage get in here?

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When I see things like that in here, I don't know if I've too little or too much port...

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I'm all in favour of votes for women if they'll do that more often...

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