Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club (Read 271542 times)

Herr Döktor · « **on:** April 30, 2009, 11:15:09 pm »

Come on in, chaps, sit down on one of the wing-back chairs, pour a glass of port, light a cigar, and tell a bawdy tale or two.

Titus Wells · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:17:35 pm »

Aaaaah, been waiting for somewhere to have a quiet puff at the pipe away from the wagging tongues. Well played sir. Can I interest anyone in a Bourbon?

Herr Döktor · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:19:47 pm »

Prefer the Saxe-Coburg de Gothas, m'self, but I'll take a Bourbon at a streatch...

eggberta echegaray · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:34:43 pm »

*clears throat* ahm...gentlemen, I do understand if my sex is not welcome in this room, but alas, I much prefer gentlemen patter over the girly gossip in the tea room! Plus, I know this is very un-lady like of me, but I am a smoker and do enjoy a good glass of bourbon, as a night cap of course! Helps me to wind down for the day.

Do any of you mind my presence?

Titus Wells · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:36:12 pm »

No serious objections. Chaps?

silastic armor fiend · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:42:40 pm »

spot on! have a glass of port eggberta!

eggberta echegaray · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:48:44 pm »

Thank you kind sirs! *sits back, lights her cigarillo and sips on some port* Ah this is lovely!

Cheers gentlemen!

silastic armor fiend · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:54:05 am »

so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

helios · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:58:43 am »

Ahh, A place to relax. I suppose the ladies shall be glad to be rid of me.

Titus Wells · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:20:51 am »

Quote from: silastic armor fiend on May 01, 2009, 12:54:05 am

so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

Well! What is this town coming to? He didn't even offer to shine your boots I suppose?

Mercury Wells · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:53:57 pm »

*Wakes up with a start* I say Jeeves, is that a man in a dress or are my visual implants failing me?

Herr Döktor · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:06:01 pm »

Quote from: eggberta echegaray on April 30, 2009, 11:34:43 pm

*clears throat* ahm...gentlemen, I do understand if my sex is not welcome in this room, but alas, I much prefer gentlemen patter over the girly gossip in the tea room! Plus, I know this is very un-lady like of me, but I am a smoker and do enjoy a good glass of bourbon, as a night cap of course! Helps me to wind down for the day. Do any of you mind my presence?

Spoiler: Show Hide

Well, madam, I was quite ready to have you politely, but firmly, escorted from the room...

...But as soon as I spotted your signature: "She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld and has the right dynamics for the new frontier", I had too let you stay- any friend of Mr. Fagen is a friend of mine!

eggberta echegaray · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:31:21 pm »

Quote from: Herr Döktor on May 01, 2009, 05:06:01 pm

Quote from: eggberta echegaray on April 30, 2009, 11:34:43 pm
*clears throat* ahm...gentlemen, I do understand if my sex is not welcome in this room, but alas, I much prefer gentlemen patter over the girly gossip in the tea room! Plus, I know this is very un-lady like of me, but I am a smoker and do enjoy a good glass of bourbon, as a night cap of course! Helps me to wind down for the day. Do any of you mind my presence?

Spoiler: Show Hide

Well, madam, I was quite ready to have you politely, but firmly, escorted from the room...

...But as soon as I spotted your signature: "She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld and has the right dynamics for the new frontier", I had too let you stay- any friend of Mr. Fagen is a friend of mine!

*giggles into her handkerchief* Mr.Fagen and I are old friends! I couldn't help but to quote him in my signature, for that song in particular strikes a nice note with me

I like to sit and sip on brandy whilst listening to this song! Thank you Herr Döktor for letting me stay... *smiles* Much obliged.

Alessio · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:34:26 pm »

Finally! A club I can relax in wihtout being thrown out ^_^ I think I'll help myself to a glass of port, then I think I'll have a smoke... Can someone point me to the designated smoking area?

Herr Döktor · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:36:26 pm »

THE WHOLE ROOM IS A DESIGNATED SMOKING AREA!!!

Isn't that grand?

eggberta echegaray · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:37:57 pm »

Quote from: Alessio on May 01, 2009, 10:34:26 pm

Finally! A club I can relax in wihtout being thrown out ^_^ I think I'll help myself to a glass of port, then I think I'll have a smoke... Can someone point me to the designated smoking area?

I believe this is the smoking area Sir! Do grab a seat.

David Godfrey Esq. · « **Reply #16 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:22:10 pm »

*coughs terribly*

While Groucho Marx may well have refused to be a member of any club that would accept him, I'm not nearly so picky. Would someone pass the port please?

Alessio · « **Reply #17 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:41:48 pm »

Quote from: eggberta echegaray on May 01, 2009, 10:37:57 pm

Quote from: Alessio on May 01, 2009, 10:34:26 pm
Finally! A club I can relax in wihtout being thrown out ^_^ I think I'll help myself to a glass of port, then I think I'll have a smoke... Can someone point me to the designated smoking area?

I believe this is the smoking area Sir! Do grab a seat.

Ye gods! Good news that doth be!... I'll stop trying to be smart now and Have a smoke

silastic armor fiend · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:48:00 am »

Quote from: Titus Wells on May 01, 2009, 09:20:51 am

Quote from: silastic armor fiend on May 01, 2009, 12:54:05 am
so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

Well! What is this town coming to? He didn't even offer to shine your boots I suppose?

no, can you believe it?

* silastic armor fiend sits down, lights pipe and sips port

Mssr Delaney · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:03:28 am »

Quote from: silastic armor fiend on May 02, 2009, 05:48:00 am

Quote from: Titus Wells on May 01, 2009, 09:20:51 am
Quote from: silastic armor fiend on May 01, 2009, 12:54:05 am
so i was walking down the street the other day, and this pauper who relied on a cane asked me for some spare change! can you believe the audacity?

Well! What is this town coming to? He didn't even offer to shine your boots I suppose?
no, can you believe it?
* silastic armor fiend sits down, lights pipe and sips port

My good sir, the audacity of the lower classes indeed... Why, my ellipsis can hardly cover the outragousness of it all.

Violet Rose · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2009, 04:24:08 pm »

*runs through in bloomers and camisole*
VOTES FOR WOMEN!

Titus Wells · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:03:46 pm »

Where's the butler? How did this personage get in here?

Herr Döktor · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:10:14 pm »

Quote from: Violet Rose on May 02, 2009, 04:24:08 pm

*runs through in bloomers and camisole*
VOTES FOR WOMEN!

When I see things like that in here, I don't know if I've too little or too much port...

David Godfrey Esq. · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:35:29 pm »

Quote from: Violet Rose on May 02, 2009, 04:24:08 pm

*runs through in bloomers and camisole*
VOTES FOR WOMEN!

I'm all in favour of votes for women if they'll do that more often...

silastic armor fiend · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:46:05 pm »

Quote from: David Godfrey Esq. on May 02, 2009, 07:35:29 pm

Quote from: Violet Rose on May 02, 2009, 04:24:08 pm
*runs through in bloomers and camisole*
VOTES FOR WOMEN!

I'm all in favour of votes for women if they'll do that more often...

hear hear!

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