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Author Topic: The Princess Seraphina Tea Room for distinguised ladies  (Read 55418 times)
Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #975 on: July 16, 2009, 11:19:11 pm »

I'll take some of that then. Thank you. *drinks tea*

Now tell me, will we have to blow all of them up? Or just the ones that refuse to behave? This one seems like it enjoys its work.

*whispering* Of course, we do let it have a little opium now and then...

Oh and besides, the female-seeming ones are kind of cute, don't you think?

Some coffee, miss?  And sure I'll take a card.  No, only one.  I'll ask for another later if any friends are buying. Wink
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« Reply #976 on: July 16, 2009, 11:21:47 pm »

They are, and I do love designing their cute little uniforms. Very cute, don't you think? ^_^
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #977 on: July 16, 2009, 11:27:07 pm »

I'd say the corsets also help with a common Realtor problem.

(Actually, kind of a common everybody problem).

And you have much better taste in earrings than the average Realtor, not to damn you with faint praise or anything.

Miss?  Would you like a new photo taken?  I'd say if you dressed this way on your card, you'd have far better luck in our...unique market.

*Realtor swoons*

Oh dear.  Athena, do you have any smelling salts?  And by the way, I've just demonstrated the way to a Realtor's heart, in case you ever need it.

(I suppose I should put "heart" in quotes...in a Realtor's case, it's similar to "soul".)
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Athena
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« Reply #978 on: July 16, 2009, 11:41:32 pm »

*throws a bottle of ammonia*

They have souls?
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Dr. Hastings
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« Reply #979 on: July 16, 2009, 11:46:21 pm »

Whats happening?
You leave to make a pie for 2 hours, and what do you get?
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Athena
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« Reply #980 on: July 16, 2009, 11:47:02 pm »

A faint r-thing.
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Dr. Hastings
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« Reply #981 on: July 16, 2009, 11:50:18 pm »

ooooh.
The R-people.

Well, I'm useless here, so I'm just going to sit in the corner now.
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #982 on: July 16, 2009, 11:51:09 pm »

*throws a bottle of ammonia*

They have souls?

No, that's why the quotes. 

Other such parts include "brain", "spine" and "guts".  Not to mention something else...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh dear, she's coming round.  What was it you said you give them?  Opium?  I think this one's earned a dose.

*to Realtor* There, there, dear.  Didn't mean to upset you like that.  Sit down.  If you like, we can discuss the picture later...though you do have a most fetching pallor right about now.
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« Reply #983 on: July 16, 2009, 11:53:30 pm »

Alright m'dear. *lighting up an opium pipe* Just lean back on the pillows. If we need anything, we'll get it ourselves. *handing the girl the pipe*

*drinking tea*
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #984 on: July 16, 2009, 11:57:46 pm »

Aw...I don't think I've seen one of them sit down, anywhere other than an automobile, in at least a year.

*sits near Realtor and takes surreptitious photograph*

See?  This one looks good.  Only you're smoking opium in it.  Oh well, that'll give you a reputation for honesty concerning your personal habits; there are some who might find that refreshing.
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« Reply #985 on: July 17, 2009, 12:00:49 am »

*throws a bottle of ammonia*

They have souls?

No, that's why the quotes. 

Other such parts include "brain", "spine" and "guts".  Not to mention something else...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh dear, she's coming round.  What was it you said you give them?  Opium?  I think this one's earned a dose.

*to Realtor* There, there, dear.  Didn't mean to upset you like that.  Sit down.  If you like, we can discuss the picture later...though you do have a most fetching pallor right about now.


WHAT are you doing in here?

Get BACK in the smoking room and help me FINISH THIS ANTIMATTER!
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #986 on: July 17, 2009, 12:03:18 am »

*comes bumbling back into Tea Room with helpless, half-Realtor-transformed Tesla*

Here, can I put this here?  *places that Tesla next to Realtor*  Could you give me a hit of that, Miss?  Thank you very much.

And please, don't talk shop with me for a while.  I need to recover.
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helios
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« Reply #987 on: July 17, 2009, 12:11:41 am »

Due to the activation of that unfortunate device, there are a whole slew of them, apparently from all over the world, massing on the sidewalk.  They might hear you.

So far, though, they haven't mastered our trick of being in two places at once.  That might work in our favor. Wink
The whole idea was to bring them all here. Well, not here here, but to this area. We will destroy them all, you see, and rid the world of the R-Threat once and For All!
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« Reply #988 on: July 17, 2009, 12:15:58 am »

Problem is it can thrive undetected for years, like an ant colony or a mycelium...
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helios
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« Reply #989 on: July 17, 2009, 12:18:53 am »

That is why we draw them out...
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #990 on: July 17, 2009, 12:21:56 am »

*muffled thuds and a crackling noise from next door*

Yes, Miss...that's the problem with this property...the neighbors...no, I don't believe the ladies will sell.  Are you ready to go back to serving tea, or would you like to rest some more?
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Athena
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« Reply #991 on: July 17, 2009, 12:41:52 am »

KA-THOOM!!!!

*watches the chandelier rattle* My other self must be having a fun time over there.  Wink
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #992 on: July 17, 2009, 12:45:15 am »

*Realtor lady trembles at the lurid glow from next door, in what is likely an instinctive reaction*

Aww...maybe you'd better put these to bed, Athena. 
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« Reply #993 on: July 17, 2009, 12:47:09 am »

Right, off with you! If you get hungry, you know where the sandwiches are. Don't worry, I think we're through blowing things up over there. Go to bed. *pats each on the head*

*laying back on the pillows* I wonder if they dream....
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #994 on: July 17, 2009, 12:49:43 am »

I wonder if they dream....

They do, and their dreams are a bit...predictable, I'm afraid.
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helios
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« Reply #995 on: July 17, 2009, 01:05:33 am »

CAKE!
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Athena
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« Reply #996 on: July 17, 2009, 01:14:08 am »

No, not that predictable... Grin
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #997 on: July 17, 2009, 01:16:22 am »

No, not that predictable... Grin

Eeew, now I'm going to worry that I'm in some Realtor's dream.  I'll never sleep again!

Thanks...after all, I'm not yet a "commission", though I might get committed...
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Athena
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« Reply #998 on: July 17, 2009, 01:21:50 am »

Eeew, now I'm going to worry that I'm in some Realtor's dream.  I'll never sleep again!

Awww....that little one you were so friendly to might be dreaming about you right now.  Wink
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #999 on: July 17, 2009, 01:34:33 am »

Eeew, now I'm going to worry that I'm in some Realtor's dream.  I'll never sleep again!

Awww....that little one you were so friendly to might be dreaming about you right now.  Wink

Oh?  Aw, that's ok...  Grin

After all, she can't be a Realtor...it's just her occupation...she's so...cute...

*ahem*

I believe I'll have another cup of tea.
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