The Princess Seraphina Tea Room for distinguised ladies

[Kittybriton]

What was it you said you give them?  Opium?  I think this one's earned a dose.

If you ask me, that only makes them worse. Give them a good dose of choral hydrate every evening and a top-up in the mornings if they're troublesome.

And a word of caution for anyone who thinks we cleaned up all the mess after the food fight without being noticed:

[Violet Rose]

Oh dear we appear to have had an infestation - this is what comes of foodfights and dalliance with the oppo, standards slip.

Dr Hastings, I approve of your shop - it does what it says on the tin

[Dr. Hastings]

May I ask, what do you mean by that?
But thank you for the approval! I'm glad someone does.

I'm sorta working on a comic with it, but I'm taking to long...

[darkshines]

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I demand more tea! And biscuits! And rum!

[Delirium Datura]

hello all!  I heard this was a nice place to visit!  Is there any tea available, I can't abide coffee.

[Athena]

*handing Delirium a cup and sitting by the table*

Nikola stole one of our server girls, so we'll have to make do with the rest. *rings a bell* Yes, tea, rum, and sandwiches please. Thank you.

[Delirium Datura]

Thank you much, sweet miss.  I did need that!  And Rum, did I hear rum?... the pirate in me begins to covet!   

[bizarre_chicken]

I'll see your rum and raise you a good English cider, ice-cold.

[Athena]

I'll see your cold cider and raise you a hot toddy. 

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