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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #375 on: April 12, 2009, 10:27:25 pm »

ah, that would be the new tea machine, i had it fitted with a logic dictator, but its still in its learning stages, give it about a week

Ohh I hate Week Tea....  Huh

Barman - shot of vodka for the Earl grey....

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« Reply #376 on: April 14, 2009, 01:05:14 am »

At the office I used to work in, there was a coffee machine that made coffee and tea, but unforuntately the same machine also served chicken soup broth. I could always tell, when I got my tea, if the person before me had gotten chicken soup - it all came out of the same chute, so it would make the tea salty and horrible. (Even more horrible than machine-made tea is normally.)
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« Reply #377 on: April 14, 2009, 01:18:57 am »

chicken tea, yum~

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« Reply #378 on: April 14, 2009, 01:31:55 am »

At the office I used to work in, there was a coffee machine that made coffee and tea, but unforuntately the same machine also served chicken soup broth. I could always tell, when I got my tea, if the person before me had gotten chicken soup - it all came out of the same chute, so it would make the tea salty and horrible. (Even more horrible than machine-made tea is normally.)


I think you'll find that all three beverages from said machines, are infact the same thing...   Grin


When I was training to be an IT tech, we had a similar type of vending machine which was shared by all the companies on site, in a cafeteria section of the building - and three of us managed to hack the pin code on the door locks, pick the lock on the machine, and swap all the buttons to random things.

It was over a week before somebody actually noticed and complained - and the machine was used every day!  Cheesy Grin

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« Reply #379 on: April 14, 2009, 01:49:56 am »

mor ebooze please! i have yet to drink myself into a deep enough stupor to forget my woes!
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« Reply #380 on: April 14, 2009, 04:13:36 am »

*Steps back inside.*

How did I end up on the roof ?

A pint of Thatcher's Old Shag please!
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« Reply #381 on: April 14, 2009, 06:39:59 am »

Uuugghhh. More booze! Now!
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« Reply #382 on: April 14, 2009, 09:52:49 am »

I'll take a gin please. Leave the bottle.
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« Reply #383 on: April 14, 2009, 02:26:18 pm »

mmm....my feet seem to have atached themselves to the roof in one way or another.

oh well...a scotch and dry please...better have a straw with that, i dont know about my skills in drinking upside down  Embarrassed
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« Reply #384 on: April 14, 2009, 04:56:53 pm »

Ok....what's going on this time?

*climbs down from ceiling via gas pipe for wall light*

For some reason I found myself stuck to the ceiling.....problem was I was in the gents toilets at the time! - you probably need a mop in there Barkeep....

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*pours brandy - brandy flow upwards away from glass........holds glass upside down above bottle to fill glass*

*sigh* I have a feeling this is going to be a long night....

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Tea anyone?


« Reply #385 on: April 14, 2009, 05:13:02 pm »

Having just locked the shop door and turned the sign to closed  I really  would like an orange brandy shrub please ,to give me the strength to get home an prepare this evenings italian repast (spag bol night to night yipee!)
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If you are too heated,It will cool you.
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« Reply #386 on: April 14, 2009, 05:14:58 pm »

just give me a bottle of morgans spiced ...
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« Reply #387 on: April 14, 2009, 05:15:20 pm »

*walks in and sees everything gone wrong*

...

!

...

whats going on here

*walks over behind the bar and finds a lever, and after switching it, instantly falls downwards onto the wall*

...

?

...

ill have some Merrydown cider please...
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« Reply #388 on: April 14, 2009, 06:39:51 pm »

*sigh* Good, at least it's not just my physics gone wrong today.

I'll take Raki on the rocks
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« Reply #389 on: April 14, 2009, 06:48:23 pm »

FOR GODS SAKE, WHO IS PLAYING WITH SPACE AND TIME ..... AGAIN !!!
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« Reply #390 on: April 14, 2009, 06:55:03 pm »

IT WASNT MY FAULT!

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ok, maybe it was... what with traveling forwards in time to get paid 4 days before payday... but thats not the point...

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seriously, it actually happened
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« Reply #391 on: April 14, 2009, 07:00:26 pm »

*Peers up from drink*  I'm...in the ceiling fan?  Again?  *Shakes head at self, continues drink*.
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« Reply #392 on: April 14, 2009, 07:19:54 pm »

Drasted! I knew I should've checked the calculator settings were on deg, not rad!
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« Reply #393 on: April 14, 2009, 10:39:42 pm »

od dear my pint is a jelly fish........ ARGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS SCREAMING*
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« Reply #394 on: April 14, 2009, 11:18:33 pm »

FOR GODS SAKE, WHO IS PLAYING WITH SPACE AND TIME ..... AGAIN !!!
Not me! I learnt from last time!
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« Reply #395 on: April 14, 2009, 11:24:14 pm »

Is that a Deinonychus in the doorway?
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« Reply #396 on: April 14, 2009, 11:25:30 pm »

no its just a birch tree with legs ....
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« Reply #397 on: April 14, 2009, 11:37:31 pm »

Is it just me, or does that sound worse?
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #398 on: April 14, 2009, 11:44:40 pm »

no its just a birch tree with legs ....

Aha Posh spice has arrived at last.. oh hang on it IS a birch tree with legs

*finds new prescription for glasses*

Klatchian coffee my good man I need to get Knurd Sad
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« Reply #399 on: April 15, 2009, 12:59:56 am »

OH GOD!!

*runs to boiler room1, smashes glass, and pulls space-time-aether reset lever!*

ah yes, thats better, though it seems my pants have swapped places with my shirt/jacket. oh well, thats easily fixed *goes to the bathroom and gets changed*

1. every steampunk bar needs a boiler room...no matter how much sense it dosent make
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