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darkshines
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« Reply #275 on: April 08, 2009, 08:01:22 am »

*puts fingers in ears*
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nathe
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« Reply #276 on: April 08, 2009, 10:59:23 am »

Howdy there. I'll have another Sarsaparilla

Say, i was in here a while ago today. Have I left yet?

they serve sars here? i'll have one!!

in a minute though...
*gets down and blocks ears*
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darkshines
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« Reply #277 on: April 08, 2009, 11:03:43 am »

...............*waits until the noise has died down*...........*brushes bloodstained feathers from tailcoat*

How bracing!
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« Reply #278 on: April 08, 2009, 11:48:56 am »

*wipes fog, among other things, from goggles*

now, how about that sars! i need a refreshment after that
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darkshines
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« Reply #279 on: April 08, 2009, 12:44:16 pm »

Mmm, I'll take an iced pink lemonade, bar keep.
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #280 on: April 08, 2009, 01:25:19 pm »

The very thing... Barbequed Dodo anyone???... cookd inside as well as out...

low fat and low cholesterol too with quite a sizeable drumstick i may add....

Pint of your best Cider Barkeep...

*searches for fireproof gauntlets*

....Now where's the Wow Wow Sauce?.... Wink
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darkshines
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« Reply #281 on: April 08, 2009, 01:31:30 pm »

I do believe the last bottle suffered a similar fate to our dodo friends, I think the Asafetida was a little too ripe.....
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #282 on: April 08, 2009, 01:42:20 pm »

Ah very well then....  peri peri it is...
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #283 on: April 08, 2009, 01:51:44 pm »

*takes swig of brandy and dusts off feathers*  Aye, that's the way to do it.... 

Pass the Dodo drumstick....   *one hand emerges from behind the bar awaiting drumstick* .... and a spot of peri peri.....ta!

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darkshines
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Miss Katonic 1898


« Reply #284 on: April 08, 2009, 04:52:40 pm »

*sips drink and gazes round room*
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #285 on: April 08, 2009, 08:30:17 pm »

Ahhhh

*surveys ruined decor*

quiet isn't it... just like home... Smiley

gentleman's relish anyone? ..has anyone seen the barkeep?.. a thirst is upon me...
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« Reply #286 on: April 08, 2009, 09:11:02 pm »

gentleman's relish anyone?

*snickers*


Anyhow, That was only one Dodo.....there's still several more outside.  Plus that..ur...'thing' that's trying to eat them is either going to explode in the process, or worse leave some very dangerous Dodo doo doo about the place... They'll be like hand grenades!

*resumes position under bar*  More Brandy anyone?

SS
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« Reply #287 on: April 08, 2009, 09:17:59 pm »

Oh, yes, I would love some. Now, wheres my glass? Blast! The blast has blasted it to smithereens!
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #288 on: April 08, 2009, 09:42:12 pm »



*resumes position under bar*  More Brandy anyone?

SS

How kind a double if you please..

what we need... besieged by Dodo's; some sort of poetic justice there methinks...

Perhaps if we can manufacture a loud hailer and shout BOO it may provoke a reaction..?
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #289 on: April 08, 2009, 09:55:30 pm »

Perhaps if we can manufacture a loud hailer and shout BOO it may provoke a reaction..?

*grabs gramophone from corner of the room*  Right, keep this, this, this, and bin the that  *lobs leftover gramophone bits over bar*


....


...

Hmmm, need.........AH! That'll do!  *grabs conical Funnel from beer barrel*........Hang on, that means homebody's been pouring the dregs and dead pints back into the barrel! BLARGH!!!

*assembles device*  Here you go! *hands over large brass megaphone to Sir A Poiselamppe*

SS
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #290 on: April 08, 2009, 10:32:43 pm »

Perhaps if we can manufacture a loud hailer and shout BOO it may provoke a reaction..?

*assembles device*  Here you go! *hands over large brass megaphone to Sir A Poiselamppe*

SS

Thank you dear sir.....

now .. *removes hose from real ale pumps, attaches to mouthpiece end megaphone*

thank heavens for my Okidoki training

*creeps to door, placing funnel close to door*

*unlatches door and runs like the clappers, trailng the hosepipe behind, vaults counter and cowers behind bar*

All togeather now on the count of 3.... 2,1,4,3

BOO

*ducks*

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« Reply #291 on: April 08, 2009, 10:47:01 pm »

Boom!

Hum. I think there was a little too much sulphide of antimony in the mixture when I made that little fellow.

*Peers out the door.*

No dodos in sight at the moment. Sound th all clear before they regroup!

*Mewling continues from the carpet bag.*

Drat. Is there a saucer of milk to be had ? A pint of Tadgechaser's Old Thing if you please!
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darkshines
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« Reply #292 on: April 08, 2009, 10:50:38 pm »

Drat it, I spilled my drink...
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #293 on: April 08, 2009, 10:54:49 pm »

Drat it, I spilled my drink...

*passes Whiskey bottle*

allow me

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darkshines
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« Reply #294 on: April 08, 2009, 10:56:54 pm »

Why thank you, I don't normally take my whiskey straight.

Bar keep! Half a shot of butterscotch schnapps and some crushed ice please!

Thats what we in the bartender industry call a Jack the Ripper...
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« Reply #295 on: April 08, 2009, 11:29:12 pm »

it has been a rough day .... a drink of anything good chap just make it strong
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #296 on: April 08, 2009, 11:38:58 pm »

Twinings English breakfast  Smiley

ahhhhhhh....
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« Reply #297 on: April 08, 2009, 11:40:52 pm »

why is there a dodo's face on your tea bags ?
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #298 on: April 09, 2009, 02:03:07 am »

why is there a dodo's face on your tea bags ?

That's nothing, you should see the street outside - there's Dodo parts everywhere!

Think I'll have a cup of builders tea please bar keep.......yep, just pour the tea into the sugar bowl...Ta!

SS
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Prof Eumides Blakehurst
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« Reply #299 on: April 09, 2009, 06:33:57 am »

May I interest anyone in a quick game with these cards I picked up in an antique shop in Ninevah ?
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