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Angus A Fitziron
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Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #250 on: April 07, 2009, 11:05:52 pm »

Maybe you're right. But it would be typical of that bounder to try to breed flocks of evil super dodos to loose on the world. Another pint? Hob Goblin and a Riggwelter please and another couple of pints for leeps, those last two couldn't have touched the sides. Darkshine, what's yours?
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher

"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
leeps
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« Reply #251 on: April 07, 2009, 11:24:36 pm »

Yes, two more would be a fine start. And keep those dodos away from me.
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #252 on: April 07, 2009, 11:25:52 pm »

i just want to no whos been feeding the dodos viagra ! bloody things. a pint of old rosie please bar keep
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jringling
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convicted Rogue and Vagabond…long story…


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« Reply #253 on: April 07, 2009, 11:31:00 pm »

*wanders out of back room*
'scuse me chaps, anyone seen a small vial of little blue pills? I seem to have misplaced them! *wanders around bar looking under stools*
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« Reply #254 on: April 07, 2009, 11:32:44 pm »

*throws a horny dodo at jringling's face*
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jringling
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« Reply #255 on: April 07, 2009, 11:37:16 pm »

*In true TSM form*


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 Shocked


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 Smiley


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 Kiss


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 Cool
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darkshines
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Miss Katonic 1898


« Reply #256 on: April 07, 2009, 11:43:01 pm »

Sorry, I was exorcising an ancient Egyptian she-demon, I'm having an absinthe with brown sugar, please...
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Angus A Fitziron
Zeppelin Overlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom

Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #257 on: April 07, 2009, 11:46:33 pm »

Pleasure ma'am. You may like to keep a weather eye out for flying dodos. They're not actually meant to fly but..... you'll get the idea.
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« Reply #258 on: April 07, 2009, 11:47:26 pm »

good target shooting though. *loads shot gun*
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #259 on: April 07, 2009, 11:53:53 pm »

Oh good pleanty of spare parts soon have them up and running so to speak ..

*produces ice box*

...a Bottle of Bolly if you please barkeep.
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Angus A Fitziron
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Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #260 on: April 08, 2009, 12:03:13 am »

*Reloads discharged howdah gun and checks other one, heads purposefully towards door* There are more of the little b*****s outside, time to do some clearing up. Goodnight all
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darkshines
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Miss Katonic 1898


« Reply #261 on: April 08, 2009, 12:55:53 am »

I'll grab my musket....
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #262 on: April 08, 2009, 01:15:50 am »

I'll grab my musket....

*places last of the bowls of nitroglycerin laced yellow chessy-stuff fries and bird food*

I wouldn't shoot at those Dodos if I were you.....They're a bit uhm....loaded!  Well, I would at least stand back a bit....

*puts fingers in ears and waits for the inevitable*

SS
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Prof Eumides Blakehurst
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Scientist by Training, Mad by Practice.


« Reply #263 on: April 08, 2009, 01:41:28 am »

*Opens carpet bag.*

It's ready! Stand back everyone!

* Waves ancient talisman over the bottle in the bag that once contained soiled linens.*

*A small scaly dodo-eathing reptilian creature emerges, and staggers about in an ungainly fasion.*

Shoo!

Outside!

*Herds creature to the door.*

Excellent night's work! I think a pint of Muntons Tallywags is in order!
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darkshines
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Miss Katonic 1898


« Reply #264 on: April 08, 2009, 01:49:21 am »

Jolly good show, I must say!
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« Reply #265 on: April 08, 2009, 01:54:07 am »

a pint of port please .... yes you heard correctly
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

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« Reply #266 on: April 08, 2009, 05:32:36 am »

...... have a pint on me old chap
Ah that's better, who keeps letting these antipodean time travellers in here anyway? A pint? most sociable of you kind sir, Riggwelter please - it'll do for the dodo if he tries to get his beak in it!
And please, the names Angus, or ffitz to friends. Now, who is your charming companion then?

What Have you got against me? And no-one lets me in, I just travel to a point in time where I am in, and travel beck to what could be known as now.
 
A Bath Bun and a gin, if you please, barman.
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Let those who worship ignorance's might,
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Siliconous Skumins
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United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #267 on: April 08, 2009, 05:44:25 am »

*watches A small scaly dodo-eating reptilian creature emerge from bag, and stagger about in an ungainly fashion.*

Uh-Oh.... I have a bad feeling about this. Anything eating a nitroglycerin filled Dodo, can't end well....

*Dons goggles, takes cover behind bar and places fingers back in ears*

SS
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Prof Eumides Blakehurst
Zeppelin Captain
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Australia Australia


Scientist by Training, Mad by Practice.


« Reply #268 on: April 08, 2009, 06:17:12 am »

Hello there SS!

Nice to see you could join me here behind the bar. May I pass you a gallon keg of brandy ?
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

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« Reply #269 on: April 08, 2009, 06:30:07 am »

Nitro-glycerin? In dodos? Looks like I chose the wrong time to show up.
*Flips over the bar, landing between SS and Prof E. Blakehurst.*
Alright? We all armed and ready? Good. Pass some brandy, and some earplugs. This could be loud.
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darkshines
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Miss Katonic 1898


« Reply #270 on: April 08, 2009, 07:26:58 am »

*realises she is standing alone in the middle of the room* Gulp.
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MWBailey
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« Reply #271 on: April 08, 2009, 07:40:06 am »

Howdy there. I'll have another Sarsaparilla

Say, i was in here a while ago today. Have I left yet?
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darkshines
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Wales Wales


Miss Katonic 1898


« Reply #272 on: April 08, 2009, 07:44:26 am »

No sweetheart, you were probably passed out Smiley Oooh, watch out for that dodo!
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MWBailey
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« Reply #273 on: April 08, 2009, 07:53:55 am »

You really shoudn't call people dod--! W, stoke my gaiters! kind of an insistent little feller, but he needs to let go of my boot...
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #274 on: April 08, 2009, 07:59:12 am »

*Pops up from behind the Bar. Pulls the dodo from MWBailey's leg, and flings it across the room*
Everybody, GET DOON!
*Pops back down behind the bar*
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