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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #125 on: March 09, 2009, 02:44:20 pm »
Perhaps if he were to be given a drink that tastes of feet, he wouldn't feel the need to take anyone else's?

I recommend a Mudshake *shudders.*
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #126 on: March 09, 2009, 05:50:27 pm »
*suddenly falls to the floor with a dart sticking out of my head*

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #127 on: March 09, 2009, 06:16:43 pm »
*Wanders up to the bar* Another PBR, if you please. And where on earth have all the darts gone to? Oh well, perhaps I try my hand at billiards!
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #128 on: March 09, 2009, 06:26:55 pm »
.... although I note he has developed the disgusting habit of necking any dead bottles in the hope of a free drink..... :P
Maybe it's too many gin and tonics, but the image that came to mind when I first read this was that the dodo was sitting off in the corner somewhere making out with the empty bottles. I was thinking the dodo had some serious beer goggles on.
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #129 on: March 09, 2009, 06:58:58 pm »
Barkeep! A ginger ale, if you please! And put it on the dodo's tab!
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #130 on: March 09, 2009, 07:00:20 pm »
*Wanders up to the bar* Another PBR, if you please. And where on earth have all the darts gone to? Oh well, perhaps I try my hand at billiards!

*stands up* i think i found one of your darts

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barkeep, a pint of Jack Daniels please... yes a pint... no i dont want any coke...

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #131 on: March 09, 2009, 07:52:57 pm »

    Dear Harold,

     May I join you for Huntsman Cheese, it's one of my favourites.

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #132 on: March 09, 2009, 10:06:24 pm »
I will be sitting in the corner on the mushroom

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #133 on: March 09, 2009, 10:15:42 pm »
me and the cat were playing chess  ;)
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #134 on: March 09, 2009, 10:20:36 pm »
I'd like a 40 of cheap malt liquor and a very fancy glass.
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #135 on: March 09, 2009, 11:33:52 pm »
Perhaps if he were to be given a drink that tastes of feet, he wouldn't feel the need to take anyone else's?

I recommend a Mudshake *shudders.*

I beleive the cheez fries have done the trick, I hardly got  a look in perhaps it was the smell which caused it all... at least Harolds' feet will be safe one more.....

Barkeep, a large port (Warres Optima if there's any) a pint of Tanglefoot for the Dodo and a further ginger ale for Mr. Helios....

I will be with the captain, by the Mushroom...

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #136 on: March 10, 2009, 12:41:26 am »
*Notices Captain Lyerly and Sir A Poiselamppe sitting on a mushroom, surrounded by a Caterpillar, a Cat and a Dodo...*

.....wha..?   *looks at his pouch of tobacco suspiciously*  Dammit, I must have brought the wrong stuff with me!!


Absinthe please barkeep - a large one.....neat!

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #137 on: March 10, 2009, 12:44:25 am »
a shot of beer and a pint of sailor jerry's  :)

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #138 on: March 10, 2009, 12:50:02 am »
*purchases and drinks a pint of Strongbow before turning around and challenging Mr Beeman to a game of pool*


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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #139 on: March 10, 2009, 12:50:58 am »
*hits steam master on head with keg then proceeds to drink it*

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #140 on: March 10, 2009, 12:53:43 am »
*turns around*

excuse me, but i was about to engage in a friendly game with this fellow who stuck a dart in my head earlier, i do not need to be hit with a tasty beverage

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #141 on: March 10, 2009, 12:54:46 am »
*looks over shoulder to find the blaggerd had gotten up again * *hits with a bigger keg*

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #142 on: March 10, 2009, 01:07:30 am »
*stumbles backwards into Beeman as he picks up a cue, causing him to spin around and hit Clockwork Creation, and falls into the barstool, turning around to order another pint of Strongbow before collapsing off the stool as the glass is placed on the bar*

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #143 on: March 10, 2009, 01:14:43 am »
*gets up and orders another pint* a lovely day for a bar fight

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #144 on: March 10, 2009, 01:17:30 am »
*reaches up from the floor, takes my pint, drinks it, puts the glass back, nods to Clockwork Creation, and then falls into a slump while watching the dodo on a mushroom eating chips covered in cheese*

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #145 on: March 10, 2009, 02:54:57 am »
i will have an overlord pint please barkeep  :D

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #146 on: March 10, 2009, 11:53:46 am »
You know what would be a good idea?

An actual Virtual Pub. :)
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #147 on: March 10, 2009, 02:40:40 pm »
I think I'll be putting in music, soon.
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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #148 on: March 10, 2009, 03:44:55 pm »
*purchases and drinks a pint of Strongbow before turning around and challenging Mr Beeman to a game of pool*



I would positively love a round of Pool, my good man! Though I must warn you, I'm not nearly as good at pool as I am at darts. :)

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Re: Welcome to the Clocktower
« Reply #149 on: March 10, 2009, 05:35:01 pm »
*purchases and drinks a pint of Strongbow before turning around and challenging Mr Beeman to a game of pool*



I would positively love a round of Pool, my good man! Though I must warn you, I'm not nearly as good at pool as I am at darts. :)


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