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Author Topic: The Air-Pirates guild...  (Read 15793 times)
clockwork creation
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« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2009, 01:18:01 am »

thats not the door thats a bottomless pit ... have a nice day
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« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2009, 12:23:28 am »

thats not the door thats a bottomless pit ... have a nice day
How do you know?  Roll Eyes
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I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
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« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2009, 12:47:42 am »

i dropped a spoon down there
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« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2009, 12:55:52 am »

Was it this spoon?
*Holds up clockwork creation's spoon*
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« Reply #54 on: May 02, 2009, 08:56:07 pm »

Pirates?... I'm technically a merc, can I still join?  Grin
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« Reply #55 on: May 02, 2009, 10:32:28 pm »

Pirates?... I'm technically a merc, can I still join?  Grin

I don't know, can you?
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« Reply #56 on: May 02, 2009, 11:03:05 pm »

Pirates?... I'm technically a merc, can I still join?  Grin
Sure you can.
Please pm me, and I'll give you the paypal aethernet address to send your $42 enlistment fee too.
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« Reply #57 on: May 02, 2009, 11:06:03 pm »

It's mine, by the way.  Grin
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« Reply #58 on: May 02, 2009, 11:07:09 pm »

Pirates?... I'm technically a merc, can I still join?  Grin
Sure you can.
Please pm me, and I'll give you the paypal aethernet address to send your $42 enlistment fee too.

Guess not then Tongue
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« Reply #59 on: May 02, 2009, 11:09:42 pm »

To quote the great Groucho Marx... "I wouldn't join any club that'd have me as a member".
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« Reply #60 on: May 04, 2009, 03:22:05 pm »

Well, what a lovely setup you have in here, my fellow "tax collectors". I must say, you have done a fine job with the fortifications...although, er...surely the fact that I can just waltz in through the front door points to a rather substantial flaw in the defences, does it not? Especially with that infernal Anti-Air Pirate Brigade just next door...
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« Reply #61 on: May 04, 2009, 04:38:19 pm »

Well, what a lovely setup you have in here, my fellow "tax collectors". I must say, you have done a fine job with the fortifications...although, er...surely the fact that I can just waltz in through the front door points to a rather substantial flaw in the defences, does it not? Especially with that infernal Anti-Air Pirate Brigade just next door...

Getting in the door may be easy... but getting back out can be a completely different matter.
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« Reply #62 on: May 04, 2009, 05:11:24 pm »

Ahh, touche, good sir. In that case, I retract my point - it appears everything has been thought out!
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« Reply #63 on: May 04, 2009, 08:22:45 pm »

Strolls back into the club, as it appears the ruse of safety has backfired on its originators, and the place has indeed become a safe haven for all those dealing in "West Indies Goods" or anything else we can get our grubby little hands on.

I observe that no one has been captured, injured, or spirited away (other than by drink) and that patrons have been free to come and go as they chose. True, this might be a well-conceived plan of instilling a sense of security for those enticed through the doors—those Anti-Airship Pyrate types are a devious lot—but there's no saying we can't enjoy the drink and comraderie until they make up their collective minds and decide to spring the trap. I'm sure it's nothing us fearsome, brave, and ingenious pyrates can't escape from.

Makes myself comfortable in a nice leather club chair, and put up my booted feet. "Now, where's that waiter with the cigars and rum?"

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« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2009, 12:48:13 pm »

Strolls back into the club, as it appears the ruse of safety has backfired on its originators, and the place has indeed become a safe haven for all those dealing in "West Indies Goods" or anything else we can get our grubby little hands on.

I observe that no one has been captured, injured, or spirited away (other than by drink) and that patrons have been free to come and go as they chose. True, this might be a well-conceived plan of instilling a sense of security for those enticed through the doors—those Anti-Airship Pyrate types are a devious lot—but there's no saying we can't enjoy the drink and comraderie until they make up their collective minds and decide to spring the trap. I'm sure it's nothing us fearsome, brave, and ingenious pyrates can't escape from.

Makes myself comfortable in a nice leather club chair, and put up my booted feet. "Now, where's that waiter with the cigars and rum?"



Got himself shot for spilling the rum... you wanna take his place?
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« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2009, 04:39:07 pm »

Alas, another waiter shot for being a klutz.

Take his place? No, I don't think so. I already have a job. Grin


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« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2009, 10:24:02 pm »

Ah, who needs waiters anyways? Whatever you want, you take for yourself, I say - none of this hanging about waiting to be served! Just for the love of the saints, don't spill the rum...
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« Reply #67 on: June 05, 2009, 12:22:37 am »

*strolls in*

I'll be havin' some of that, thankee. *takes a drink of rum* Right.
Pirate and gun for hire. I can outshoot most anyone and I'm good for a fight. *sitting down beside Aeryenne*
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« Reply #68 on: June 05, 2009, 10:07:19 pm »

*Strolls in* Did someone mention rum?
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Fighting for peace!? If you'll pardon my French, is that not rather like screwing for virginity?
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« Reply #69 on: June 05, 2009, 11:42:48 pm »

*strolls in with a bottles of something* I hope so!
Bumped into old John Stith Pemberton the other day. Robbed this drink off him, says it’s called “coke”
I don’t have a clue what’s in it, but it sure goes well with this here rum.
 Help yourself to a bottle. As long as get glass of rum & coke.
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying toss.

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« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2009, 11:10:17 am »

Indeed! Cuba Libres all around! *rummages through loot* I always knew those limes we...er, liberated from those merchants would come in handy one day.
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« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2009, 06:42:03 pm »

Well, I was the recruitement officer and wench for the SS Harlequin, but I don't know if I have been kicked off for fraterenising with the gunner from a merchant ship.....
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« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2009, 04:12:33 am »

*a loud crash from outside, three gunshots, three death-cries, and in walks MW, reloading his walker colt*

Big black crows in shell jackets, all of 'em! tryin' to take me in, who do they think they are...

Evenin', Ladies an' Gents\
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*leans over the bar, grabs a bottle of shandy from underneath, and pours into a glass from the washbasin.*

*turns around, walks over to a dark table in a dark corner, and sips his shandy.*

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« Reply #73 on: June 11, 2009, 07:59:54 pm »

*joining Mr. Bailey* Now, what was all that fuss about? *lights up a cigarette*
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« Reply #74 on: June 11, 2009, 09:15:11 pm »

Agamemnon Magillicutty, Master at Arms, Mad Scientist, and CEO of the CloudRunner Rum Co.

Former Munitions expert for Her Majesty's Air Navy, and Airship Crane Mechanic.

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