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« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2009, 01:42:04 pm » |
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as you will see from the info below my name i've recently been premoted to captain (yay me!) so, i'm in the market for a Zep' of my own, does any one have any advise for a gent who up untill now has kept his feet firmly on terra firma
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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2009, 03:00:14 pm » |
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as you will see from the info below my name i've recently been premoted to captain (yay me!) so, i'm in the market for a Zep' of my own, does any one have any advise for a gent who up untill now has kept his feet firmly on terra firma
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« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2009, 10:25:27 pm » |
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i shot you in the face erlier o byrne !
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2009, 12:10:46 am » |
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looks like i shot a statue instead ... alls well that ends well *buys o-byrne a drink*
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« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2009, 12:24:54 am » |
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This is a guild for all you bounders out there that practice the forbidden art of piracy.
Please post here so we may keep track of your names for future piratical meetings.
Forbidden art of piracy? Nonsense! I have this obviously forged license to pirate right here. I'm the Captain of the stolen HMS Heart of Gold. I claim the title of treasurer as well. So ... if everyone will please place 10% of this months earnings into the chest, then I'll be off. |
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« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2009, 12:32:41 am » |
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I claim the title of treasurer as well. So ... if everyone will please place 10% of this months earnings into the chest, then I'll be off. You're already off... way off. |
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« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2009, 07:14:10 pm » |
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Sniffs the air...."Hmmmm, I would have thought this place would have burned down by now. Next time I'll have to toss a bigger cigar. Or, maybe the velvet curtains were treated with fire retardant?"
Returns to the front door, and nails up a big notice, IT'S A TRAP!
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Gypsy time-traveler acquiring intergalactic artifacts for the purpose of lucrative, clandestine remuneration—Pyrate!.
Bombardier on the Columbia's Revenge airship.
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« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2009, 07:28:37 pm » |
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*rigs up an elaborate sriess of trip wires, meat cleavers, sledghammers and explosives to ensure Mal `e Diction isnt labled a liar
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« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2009, 11:09:39 pm » |
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Pyrates? Lie? I'm sure I don't know what you mean.  (Well, if you don't believe me, go visit the Anti-Pirate Brigade....but tread softly, carry a large cutlass, and make sure you have an escape route.) |
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« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2009, 01:49:54 pm » |
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*Sneaks up to the sign and rearranges it so it now says "IT'S A TARP!"*
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« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 08:28:31 pm » |
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joy now we have clockwork leprechauns rearanging things
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« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 11:00:57 pm » |
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*Brings in a canvas tarp, props it up behind the sign.*
Who me?
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« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2009, 05:09:27 pm » |
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So, now there is a tarp, within a trap, within an even bigger trap, along with an infestation of leprechauns? This just keeps getting better and better. Sounds like it's time for a Pimm's. |
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« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2009, 07:38:57 pm » |
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99 square ångströmparsec of beer on the wall!
99 square ångströmparsec of beer!
take one down, and pass it around
98 square ångströmparsec of beer on the wall!
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« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2009, 09:53:46 pm » |
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I beg to differ!!!!
I am not undead, merely clockwork.
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« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2009, 09:51:27 pm » |
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I just saw Johnny Cash! (scroll to the far right) MWBailey |
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« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2009, 10:58:34 pm » |
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Pirating! sounds like a jolly good laugh how does one go about the task of joing a crew of dirty theiving blaggards adventurers? for a nice spot of wenching and drinking exploration?
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« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2009, 12:17:33 am » |
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Seems a likely spot for this one... |
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« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2009, 01:00:35 am » |
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Righto, chucks away, me buckos! May I be so bold as you swagger m'self in amongst yer persons, Gents?
C. J. Skinner, Captain of the RAS Amelia Airheart. (That stands for Royal Air Ship, a totally false organization which neither licenses ships nor is connected to Her Majesty Queen Victoria)
Please, call me Charley. Or Chuck. Or even jus' Skinner does a treat. Call me Charlotte and I'll gut you, hang you, and stretch your skin for patching holes in my dirigible.
I'm yer average sneaky Artful Dodger, really. Not so keen on the mid-air fisticuffs, more for the, ahem, free trading. And Treasure Hunting. You know, them Americas are just littered with expensive junk that the crown would be right pleased to find... and, well, I'll do the odd jobs yeh need done, no questions asked.
As for my personal life, my hobbies include frequenting the whorehouses on the west end Bird watching and high stakes friendly games of cards. What d'yeh say, is there any room for another scalleywag amongst brother pirates?
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« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2009, 07:14:59 pm » |
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 Shouts from outside the door.... "Ya all are making us pyrates look like fools! Did ye not read the opening post in the Anti-Air Pirate Brigade's thread? This place be like a roach motel....we go in, but we don't come out! What is it about "It's a trap" that ye don't understand! Sheesh, you lot aren't worth the savin' if ye can be suckered that easily. Stomps off to find a safe pub, where a self-respecting pyrate can relax with a tot of rum and listen to some raunchy chantys.
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« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2009, 07:27:21 pm » |
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i happen to know the whereabouts of a cache of abandoned money and ammunition left by the forces of the crown but am unable to get transport! rather disapointing anyone interested??  |
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« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2009, 07:29:15 pm » |
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Arrrr... certainly me hardy... yarrr sends me the coordinates and I'll meet yahs thar! Yarrr! i happen to know the whereabouts of a cache of abandoned money and ammunition left by the forces of the crown but am unable to get transport! rather disapointing anyone interested?? |
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« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2009, 07:35:57 pm » |
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perhaps a different pirate i think i have seen you in a certain club i attend a perhaps this isnt for you (nudge nudge) spiffy? Arrrr... certainly me hardy... yarrr sends me the coordinates and I'll meet yahs thar! Yarrr! i happen to know the whereabouts of a cache of abandoned money and ammunition left by the forces of the crown but am unable to get transport! rather disapointing anyone interested?? |
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« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2009, 09:48:35 pm » |
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Staring blankly around, the idiot snaps her fingers in distaste.
"Now I get it. Ohhh... It's a set up! Crikey. Hah, Coulda, erm... fooled me. See, of COURSE I knew it was a set up! I always knew. I was just, erm... playing along. To get...information... and... I'm not stupid. Really I ent. Ermm..."
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« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2009, 07:33:49 am » |
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Who be you callin' a TURNC--! well, now, that's bally odd.*suddenly tumbles to it.* ohhh.... er, hem! ahem! oh dearie me. Pardon me, which way is teh head? this way? ok, thanks! *walks noinchalantly out the front door*
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