Josh of Vernian Process
Rogue Ætherlord
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Maestro of Steam
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« on: March 04, 2009, 10:40:16 pm » |
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This is a guild for all you bounders out there that practice the forbidden art of piracy.
Please post here so we may keep track of your names for future piratical meetings.
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Marrock
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 01:05:33 am » |
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Madd Marrock, The Black Baron, Captain of the Black Mariah.
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bizarre_chicken
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I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 01:25:41 am » |
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What ho? Privateers? Down with you, vile ruffians!
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 01:36:23 am » |
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*hands round tankards of ale and mead*
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I am a freak in control not a control freak
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Sgt.Major Thistlewaite
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 03:22:47 am » |
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Ladies, Gents, et al,
Oh, how bloody excellent! War! At last, some business! Ahem!
Allow me to offer my services for any of your offensive or defensive weaponization needs.
Whilst I myself prefer to remain on Terra Firma, it is well within the capability of my factory to equip your airships with the latest and finest available arms & armour, all at prices well within your means.
Yours,
Sgt. Major Thos. Elihue Thistlewaite, HMRHM, ret.
IRON FURNACE ARMS & ARMOUR, unltd. Barren Springs, Va, USA
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Yet well thy soul hath brooked the turning tide, with that innate, untaught philosophy,Which, be it wisdom, coldness, or deep pride, is gall and wormwood to an enemy.
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Marrock
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2009, 03:39:03 am » |
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I prefer weapons made by my own hands.
Can't go wrong with powder, shot, and a phase arrayed charged particle emitter housed in a crystal matrix.
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Sgt.Major Thistlewaite
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2009, 03:49:39 am » |
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My Dear Baron Marrock, Well, it's your funeral, as I shall be equipping your foes with my patented Atomic Cannon. Ahem. Are you quite sure, Sir, that I cannot arrange for you a demonstration of my patented Atomic Cannon? Yours, Thistlewaite. IRON FURNACE ARMS & ARMOUR, unltd. Barren Springs, Va, USA |
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« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 08:46:53 pm by Sgt.Major Thistlewaite »
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Sean Patrick O-Byrne
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2009, 08:44:31 am » |
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'Have shovel, will travel.'
Never liked those high and mighty officers in their fine coats, though I'm not sure how thrilled I am about this 'flying' business.
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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Mal `e Diction
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2009, 07:14:42 pm » |
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As bombardier on the airship Columbia's Revenge, I lean back in my chair, cross my booted ankles, light my cigar, and lift a tankard, muttering...." 'bout bloody time we had a safe port."
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Gypsy time-traveler acquiring intergalactic artifacts for the purpose of lucrative, clandestine remuneration—Pyrate!.
Bombardier on the Columbia's Revenge airship.
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Josh of Vernian Process
Rogue Ætherlord
Antarctica
Maestro of Steam
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2009, 07:16:11 pm » |
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Yes yes... you are "perfectly" safe here. No one from the royal armada is monitoring your activities here, and neither am I. Yarrrrr! As bombardier on the airship Columbia's Revenge, I lean back in my chair, cross my booted ankles, light my cigar, and lift a tankard, muttering...." 'bout bloody time we had a safe port."
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Mal `e Diction
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2009, 07:20:28 pm » |
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Fortunately, my cutlass glows blue when danger is near.
Hmmmm, it seems to have developed a distinct sapphire hue.......If you will excuse me.
Quickly leaves the room, flicking my cigar into the velvet curtains as I go.
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Sean Patrick O-Byrne
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2009, 10:36:59 pm » |
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*Velvet curtains alight in a standard 'Self Fulfilling Prophecy' sort of way.*
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2009, 01:49:46 am » |
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I think we may have been lied to chaps I can see HMA on the horizon !
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Marrock
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2009, 01:55:17 am » |
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I got a fiver that says it's "borrowed".
Any takers?
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2009, 01:59:11 am » |
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im a taker *takes marrocks fiver and buggers off*
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Marrock
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2009, 02:09:20 am » |
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Hope you realize that shooting you is easier than chasing you...
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2009, 02:12:32 am » |
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i hope you realise my freind is behind you with a large axe
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Marrock
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2009, 02:34:29 am » |
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You mean the guy I just hired?
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2009, 02:41:36 am » |
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you cant hire donk i made him ! grumbles have your fiver back
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Marrock
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2009, 02:43:16 am » |
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You can't have a Donk without a Nugget... and I should have your liver on a pole for mucking up a perfectly good wager like that.
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2009, 02:43:59 am » |
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good luck getting my liver
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Sean Patrick O-Byrne
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2009, 05:55:48 am » |
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*Stands poised with shovel in the air, ready to wack someone.* For $2.50 I will help someone aquire that fiver.
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2009, 05:56:32 am » |
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i shot you in the face erlier o byrne !
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von Corax
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Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2009, 06:53:29 am » |
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Are you quite certain that face was his?
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By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2009, 12:46:01 pm » |
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Maybe it was your own, and you've not noticed yet.
Think about that.
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HE WRESTLES BEARS, HE DRINKS HIS ALE, HE LOVES HIS AUTUNITE! ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, THIS SONG IS UTTER SHI-
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