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« Reply #375 on: April 10, 2009, 04:13:46 pm » |
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Unfortunately it seems that in this time stream Brunel was a sanitation engineer. Congratulations Lucius you now make the finest line of Water Closets in the western world.  So, from the coalfields of Nottingham I think the only sensible course is... DerbyZ. |
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"At least those oddballs are interesting" - My Wife.
I'm British but living in America. This might explain my spelling.
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« Reply #376 on: April 10, 2009, 04:20:25 pm » |
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Drat! I just need one more Emerald Fiefdom Token or am I confusing something here?
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« Reply #377 on: April 10, 2009, 07:35:35 pm » |
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In this timestream, Bavaria has a thriving airship industry, bolstered after Prince Luitpold was deposed. As such, Bavarian cities can be reached by dirigible.
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DAMN YOU LINEAR CAUSALITY!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
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« Reply #378 on: April 10, 2009, 09:36:45 pm » |
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Well sure, but why would you?
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #379 on: April 10, 2009, 10:41:59 pm » |
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« Reply #380 on: April 11, 2009, 03:35:44 am » |
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Unfortunately it seems that in this time stream Brunel was a sanitation engineer. Congratulations Lucius you now make the finest line of Water Closets in the western world. As Captain Jack Sparrow so aptly put it: Oh bugger.  ...but, then he always comes out on top... ...and so I shall cunningly implement my strange, roundabout plan! I play Canary Wharf, then, while the Doctor is busy dashing around being all clever, I steal the alien tech and subtly alter all of my toilets so that those who use them come under my mind-control.* With all of Europe's richest under my secret control, the game can't last long before I hit MC...AHAHAHAHA!! Lucius Voltaic, supervillain *As per article 7, section 2, subsection 3 of the revised Duke of Edinburgh rules, i.e. Strange and Erratick Modes of Play Disallowed in Previous Instances of the Noble Game of Mornington Crescent, Yet Reinstated for the Amusement of His Grace the Duke of Edinburgh |
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"The man who is clever and lazy however is for the very highest command; he has the temperament and nerves to deal with all situations."
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« Reply #381 on: April 12, 2009, 07:46:47 pm » |
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We shall bewilder the masses with seams in our trousers that could cut paper, trilbies angled so rakishly that traffic comes to a standstill; and by refusing the bland, watery substances that are foisted upon us by faceless corporations, we shall bring the establishment to its knees.
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« Reply #382 on: April 12, 2009, 08:31:53 pm » |
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But you can't simply take the tube to Mordor...
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« Reply #383 on: April 12, 2009, 09:32:46 pm » |
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I shall take the bus to Old Market Square, run into Page 45 and purchase a random Neil Geiman Comic.
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« Reply #384 on: April 13, 2009, 12:08:12 am » |
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But you can't simply take the tube to Mordor...
That would have made the entire trilogy much shorter... Frodo and companions purchased tickets to Mount Doom, Got off the train, ran up the stairs and tossed the ring into the fire.
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« Reply #385 on: April 13, 2009, 02:15:25 am » |
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But you can't simply take the tube to Mordor...
That would have made the entire trilogy much shorter... Frodo and companions purchased tickets to Mount Doom, Got off the train, ran up the stairs and tossed the ring into the fire.
'Well, that's the end of that' Said Frodo. Z. So, yeah, the book would have gone down the Tubes. Also, I play my Evil Overlord List card to foil the so-called heroes and then move to The Final Stage Of My Evil Plan!(a.k.a. John O' Groats) Lucius Voltaic, genre-savvy supervillain |
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« Reply #386 on: April 13, 2009, 06:44:24 am » |
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But you can't simply take the tube to Mordor...
That would have made the entire trilogy much shorter... Frodo and companions purchased tickets to Mount Doom, Got off the train, ran up the stairs and tossed the ring into the fire.
'Well, that's the end of that' Said Frodo. Z. But what of the mean Troll conductors? That could have led to an epic battle in the carriage... |
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« Reply #387 on: April 13, 2009, 11:25:43 am » |
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But what of the mean Troll conductors? That could have led to an epic battle in the carriage...
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« Reply #388 on: April 13, 2009, 01:07:34 pm » |
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Donning my breathing aparatus, I arrive moistly at
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« Reply #389 on: April 14, 2009, 04:45:06 pm » |
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Frodo and companions purchased tickets to Mount Doom, Got off the train, ran up the stairs and tossed the ring into the fire.
'Well, that's the end of that' Said Frodo. i was once told (but never seen my self so this un authenticated) of a web comic (or maybe a cartoon, i cant remember) where after the council at elronds gaff Sam and frodo hitch a ride on a pair of giant eagles, fly straight to to mount doom and drop the ring in on a fly by, Sam turns to frodo and says "that was easy, can you imagine if we'd had to walk the whole way" lol |
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« Reply #390 on: April 14, 2009, 06:18:43 pm » |
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I play my "Golden Ticket of public transportationization" and make it to Marble Arch.
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« Reply #391 on: April 14, 2009, 07:05:02 pm » |
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Upney and damn the consequences!
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« Reply #392 on: April 14, 2009, 08:14:29 pm » |
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« Reply #393 on: April 14, 2009, 08:17:34 pm » |
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« Reply #394 on: April 14, 2009, 08:19:45 pm » |
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Curses! Even my clockwork latrines cannot break an Upminster Double Loop, and of course the Brunel Side-slip cannot be attempted twice in a game...
Hmmm...
Oh, and Upminster
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« Reply #395 on: April 14, 2009, 08:34:06 pm » |
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Curses! Even my clockwork latrines cannot break an Upminster Double Loop, and of course the Brunel Side-slip cannot be attempted twice in a game...
Hmmm...
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« Reply #396 on: April 14, 2009, 08:34:47 pm » |
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This has happened before, and it will happen again...
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« Reply #397 on: April 14, 2009, 11:02:48 pm » |
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You can't break an Upminster Double Loop by moving to Dollis Hill. OPB, your move is invalid, and you have to pay 2 (two) strumpet tokens.
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« Reply #398 on: April 14, 2009, 11:04:48 pm » |
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If you havn't got any strumpet tokens, I'm currently trading two harlots for a strumpet, I think you'll find that hard to beat...
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« Reply #399 on: April 15, 2009, 02:44:55 am » |
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If you havn't got any strumpet tokens, I'm currently trading two harlots for a strumpet, I think you'll find that hard to beat...
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