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Author Topic: THOU SHALT / THOU SHALT NOT  (Read 13680 times)
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« Reply #175 on: January 31, 2009, 07:10:31 am »

Thou shalt finally purchase a Dremel and discover the joys of Dremelling things!

WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Thou shalt not wave about the flexi-shaft at 33,000rpm saying "This is fun!"
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« Reply #176 on: January 31, 2009, 08:50:15 am »

Thou shalt finally purchase a Dremel and discover the joys of Dremelling things!

WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Thou shalt not wave about the flexi-shaft at 33,000rpm saying "This is fun!"

Thou shalt ensure that thy chuck and vise are both properly tightened before pressing the fast-whirling tool against the workpiece.
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« Reply #177 on: January 31, 2009, 09:52:14 am »

von Corax, you have reminded me of one!

When buffing or grinding, thou shalt remember to keep your work below the centerline of the wheel, and keep a tight grip, lest you wish to see your masterpiece sail through the air and into a shop window.

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« Reply #178 on: February 02, 2009, 02:18:18 pm »

von Corax, you have reminded me of one!

When buffing or grinding, thou shalt remember to keep your work below the centerline of the wheel, and keep a tight grip, lest you wish to see your masterpiece sail through the air and into a shop window.

-Kit

Agreed.

My bench grinder has snatched one too many small parts from my gloved hands only to then hide them somewhere in the backyard.

Now...

though shalt resist as far as possible Dremel accessories...

...until such time as thou canst afford them!

(I want the drill press!)
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« Reply #179 on: February 02, 2009, 02:28:18 pm »

Gloved hands? I thought bench grinders were the perfect manicure accessory. I use mine to keep my fingernails down albeit inadvertently. Should that be a "Thou Shalt Not"?

Currently at home it is a case of "though shalt not machine/drill/dremel/work bone in the house since the smell doth annoy one's missus!"  I don't understand it personally but there you go.

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« Reply #180 on: February 02, 2009, 02:34:59 pm »

Gloved hands? I thought bench grinders were the perfect manicure accessory. I use mine to keep my fingernails down albeit inadvertently. Should that be a "Thou Shalt Not"?

Currently at home it is a case of "though shalt not machine/drill/dremel/work bone in the house since the smell doth annoy one's missus!"  I don't understand it personally but there you go.

A slightly white and dusty Tinker

Only smells when you hit the still warm marrow...

...mmmm...

(did I just say that out loud?)
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« Reply #181 on: February 02, 2009, 04:29:54 pm »

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though shalt not machine/drill/dremel/work bone in the house since the smell doth annoy one's missus

knowing i'm not the only one eases my suffering. i have quite a colection of bone waiting to be made into cool things, but allas my wife hates the smell so i'll have to figure out what else to do with them
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« Reply #182 on: February 02, 2009, 09:31:26 pm »

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Agreed.

My bench grinder has snatched one too many small parts from my gloved hands only to then hide them somewhere in the backyard.

Now...

though shalt resist as far as possible Dremel accessories...

...until such time as thou canst afford them!

(I want the drill press!)

Thou shalt convert the dremel drillpress into a CNC
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« Reply #183 on: February 02, 2009, 11:48:43 pm »

whats a cnc?
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« Reply #184 on: February 02, 2009, 11:57:07 pm »

Computer Network Control- a way of controlling a machine tool with servos and motors via a computer.

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« Reply #185 on: February 03, 2009, 02:10:08 am »

whats a cnc?


Think 'cool shiny electronic toys that carve things up automatically for ya'.
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« Reply #186 on: February 03, 2009, 04:22:06 am »

whats a cnc?


A purpose build robot that carves things.

Cheers.

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« Reply #187 on: February 03, 2009, 12:10:45 pm »

whats a cnc?


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« Reply #188 on: February 03, 2009, 12:16:57 pm »

Gloved hands? I thought bench grinders were the perfect manicure accessory. I use mine to keep my fingernails down albeit inadvertently. Should that be a "Thou Shalt Not"?

Belt sanders do a nice job as well...

Thou shalt not wrap electrical tape around thine fingertips and expect the belt sander not to melt it to the fingernails!
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« Reply #189 on: February 03, 2009, 01:24:54 pm »

Gloved hands? I thought bench grinders were the perfect manicure accessory. I use mine to keep my fingernails down albeit inadvertently. Should that be a "Thou Shalt Not"?

Belt sanders do a nice job as well...

Thou shalt not wrap electrical tape around thine fingertips and expect the belt sander not to melt it to the fingernails!

Surely you would have used duck tape?
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« Reply #190 on: February 03, 2009, 01:45:50 pm »

Gloved hands? I thought bench grinders were the perfect manicure accessory. I use mine to keep my fingernails down albeit inadvertently. Should that be a "Thou Shalt Not"?

Belt sanders do a nice job as well...

Thou shalt not wrap electrical tape around thine fingertips and expect the belt sander not to melt it to the fingernails!

Surely you would have used duck tape?
Alas, the only duct tape I have on hand is the cheap plastic stuff! Besides, I use electrical tape for EVERYTHING. The tape was placed on the fingers only after losing the two nail tips from my pointer and middle fingers. You would be suprised at how difficult some simple tasks are without the tips of two fingernails!
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« Reply #191 on: April 26, 2011, 12:01:25 am »

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« Reply #192 on: April 26, 2011, 12:47:07 am »

Thou shalt use Cavorite between the glass panes.  Makes the frame lighter to shift about.
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« Reply #193 on: April 26, 2011, 12:47:54 am »

If thou borrowest another mans tools - return them in the same condition thou got them in

Thou shalt find thy first aid kit and keep it stocked
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« Reply #194 on: April 26, 2011, 04:00:31 am »

Thou shalt not underestimate the strength of home brand superglue, as acetone is no longer included in nail polish remover that thou or thine neighbors have.
(Seriously. I dropped a tube of the stuff outside my university on the road last year- it's still there)

Also.
Thou shalt not lend thine car to a Smith.
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« Reply #195 on: April 26, 2011, 11:40:53 am »

Thou shalt not underestimate the strength of home brand superglue, as acetone is no longer included in nail polish remover that thou or thine neighbors have.
(Seriously. I dropped a tube of the stuff outside my university on the road last year- it's still there)

Also.
Thou shalt not lend thine car to a Smith.

Are we talking Mr. Smith - or a blacksmith or a silversmith?

Blacksmith I totally understand!

Thou shalt try to remember that thine left elbow is still recovering from a lengthy blacksmithing session and therefore canst do no lifting therof yay merrily!
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« Reply #196 on: April 26, 2011, 12:06:47 pm »

Thou shalt ensure that thoust has the correct tool for the job thou has in mind.  If thou hast not the tool but carries on regardless thou shalt not complain when the fecula hits the oscillator.
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« Reply #197 on: April 26, 2011, 12:56:23 pm »

Thou shalt use welding gloves to pick up just-welded steel; just because it has stopped glowing does not mean thou can use bare hands.

(currently have no fingerprints and not much feeling in the fingertips on my right hand from forgetting this rule)
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« Reply #198 on: April 26, 2011, 01:01:46 pm »

Thou Shalt not post a thread on BG announcing you love Steampunk and asking us to tell you what to make
Thou Shalt join the board bearing gifts - pictures of your first Steampunk creation as evidence of your own personal creativity. Don't be afraid, we are generous to newcomers and only hypercritical of veterans
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« Reply #199 on: April 26, 2011, 04:01:17 pm »

Thou shalt try with the utmost effort to not bleed all over the new kitchen worktops after accidentally removing half your thumb.
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