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« Reply #125 on: August 15, 2008, 08:07:00 pm » |
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"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx
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« Reply #126 on: August 15, 2008, 11:09:57 pm » |
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Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside it's too dark to read. - Julius Marx
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"At least those oddballs are interesting" - My Wife.
I'm British but living in America. This might explain my spelling.
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #127 on: August 15, 2008, 11:21:30 pm » |
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And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
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« Reply #128 on: August 15, 2008, 11:23:20 pm » |
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Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside it's too dark to read. - Julius Marx
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. ibid |
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« Reply #129 on: August 15, 2008, 11:48:43 pm » |
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And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth. Then he said "Let there be light!" And there was light, and it was good. So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  |
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #130 on: August 15, 2008, 11:50:07 pm » |
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And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth. Then he said "Let there be light!" And there was light, and it was good. So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? Explains a lot!! |
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #131 on: August 15, 2008, 11:51:19 pm » |
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God's final message to His creation: "We are Sorry For The Inconvenience"
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« Reply #132 on: August 15, 2008, 11:53:36 pm » |
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And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth. Then he said "Let there be light!" And there was light, and it was good. So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? Explains a lot!! What if he missed a spot?  |
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« Reply #133 on: August 16, 2008, 12:03:58 am » |
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"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx
...and half the worlds historians scoff, while the other half smirk in quiet amusement. |
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« Reply #134 on: August 16, 2008, 01:19:35 am » |
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And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth. Then he said "Let there be light!" And there was light, and it was good. So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? Explains a lot!! What if he missed a spot? Hey? Slough's not that bad. |
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« Reply #135 on: August 16, 2008, 02:03:18 am » |
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And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth. Then he said "Let there be light!" And there was light, and it was good. So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? Explains a lot!! What if he missed a spot? Hey? Slough's not that bad. You ever been to Butte, Montana? *Eyebrow quirk* |
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von Corax
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Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics
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« Reply #136 on: August 16, 2008, 04:48:45 am » |
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In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.
The main difference between theory and practice is that theory generally doesn't make as much noise, or do as much damage to the carpets.
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By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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von Corax
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« Reply #137 on: August 16, 2008, 06:59:48 am » |
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"You're not truly drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." – D. Martin
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« Reply #138 on: August 16, 2008, 07:03:05 am » |
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"When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns." --Raymond Chandler
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« Reply #139 on: August 16, 2008, 08:19:05 am » |
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Tom Petty "The future Ain't what it used to be"
MASH "I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy"
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"No matter where you go, there you are"
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« Reply #140 on: August 16, 2008, 09:59:03 am » |
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And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth. Then he said "Let there be light!" And there was light, and it was good. So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? Explains a lot!! What if he missed a spot? Hey? Slough's not that bad. Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, It isn't fit for Humans now, There isn't grass enough to graze a cow, Swarm over, death. - John Betjeman. |
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« Reply #141 on: August 16, 2008, 12:40:30 pm » |
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Romeo and Juliet can teach us an important lesson. Always make sure your girlfriend tells you when she's about to fake her own death.
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The Steampunk code: 'To delicately dismantle the system from within, if it's not too much trouble'
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« Reply #142 on: August 16, 2008, 02:26:46 pm » |
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"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx
Quite relevant to current events  Everything you make allways takes 3 times as long as you thought it would to complete. |
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« Reply #143 on: August 16, 2008, 03:28:28 pm » |
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The 90-90 rule.
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
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von Corax
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« Reply #144 on: August 17, 2008, 12:52:05 am » |
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The Law if Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times eventually you will have two of them.
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #145 on: August 17, 2008, 07:18:05 pm » |
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I went to the engineers merchants the other day.
I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."
He said, "How long do you want them?"
I said, "I want to keep them!"
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« Reply #146 on: August 18, 2008, 08:10:16 pm » |
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If you have to steal, steal big. Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.
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« Reply #147 on: August 18, 2008, 09:38:28 pm » |
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I went to the engineers merchants the other day.
I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."
He said, "How long do you want them?"
I said, "I want to keep them!"
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"On the way...difficulties and horrors, and extraordinary and wonderful things..." كتاب ألف ليلة وليلة Order of the Brazen Dawn, charter member Fate or Free Will survived the first 7 pages! |
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« Reply #148 on: August 20, 2008, 05:21:17 am » |
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If you have to steal, steal big. Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.
ha ha yeah why go to jail over the like 2 bucks they have |
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« Reply #149 on: August 20, 2008, 05:26:25 am » |
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"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." Nietzsche
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