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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2008, 10:29:12 pm »
Lie back and think of England.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #76 on: August 11, 2008, 10:31:17 pm »
Lie back and think of England.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #77 on: August 11, 2008, 10:36:09 pm »
"The question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence, whether all that is profound, does not spring from disease of thought, from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect" --Edgar Allen Poe

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #78 on: August 11, 2008, 11:04:48 pm »
The only measure that separates genius from insanity is success or failure.
"It is by steam alone that I set my contraptions in motion.
It is by combustion of coal and boiling water that the engines acquire speed.
For protection, the eyes acquire goggles,
The goggles become a warning.
It is by steam alone that I set my contraptions in motion."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2008, 04:18:32 am »
An elephant is a mouse built to goverment specifications

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.

If all the lawyers in the country were laid end-to-end, it would be a good thing.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #80 on: August 12, 2008, 10:58:13 am »
I think therfore I exist

I drink to stop me thinking

I dont think thefore I dont Exist
I don’t suffer from insanity, I revel in it.                            To die would be an awfully big adventure
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2008, 11:12:36 am »
"Bollocks!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2008, 12:10:47 pm »
"Bollocks!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.

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Hahahaha! Makes a tad more sense if you've read your post on the other page ;)


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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2008, 02:31:45 pm »
A staunch refusal to look facts in the face will see us through.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2008, 02:35:06 pm »
All things to the man with the larger gun.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2008, 02:40:39 pm »
Incoming fire has right of way

Military intelligence isn't

Friendly fire isn't

To error is human, to really F**ck things up takes a computer

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #86 on: August 12, 2008, 02:53:13 pm »
"six-and-a-half or one half baker's dozen"
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2008, 04:01:40 pm »
“The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.”   Mary Poole (writer)

"Can't you hurry this up a bit? I hear they eat dinner in Hades at twelve sharp and I don't aim to be late."  Black Jack Ketchum (long rider) , neck in noose, New Mexico, April 1901.

"I like to dance, but not in the air." - Billy the Kid (long rider)

"A jail is just like a nutshell with a worm in it, the worm will always get out."  John Dillinger (long rider)

 “It’s immoral to let a sucker keep his money.”   ‘Canada Bill’ Jones (cardsharp)

"Never expect a handout and never wait for anybody to hand you anything."  Jesse James (long rider)

"The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight."  Will Rogers (entertainer)

"This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made." Will Rogers.

"Shoot first and never miss." - Bat Masterson  (Law man)

And a long one from the Ace-High Belle Star (long rider) about being friends with those outside the law:

"You can just say that I am a friend to any brave and gallant outlaw, but have no use for that sneaking, coward class of thieves who can be found in every locality, and who would betray a friend or comrade for the sake of their own gain.  There are three or four jolly, good fellows on the dodge now in my section, and when they come to my home they are welcome, for they are my friends, would lay down their lives in my defense at any time the occasion demanded it, and go their full length to serve me in any way.”



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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #88 on: August 12, 2008, 08:36:54 pm »
"gravity is a harsh mistress"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #89 on: August 12, 2008, 08:39:43 pm »
"gravity is a harsh mistress"
And of course:

It isn't gravity that hurts, it's the ground.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #90 on: August 12, 2008, 08:45:41 pm »
It's not the fall the kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #91 on: August 12, 2008, 08:46:43 pm »
Said to the Russian pilot who had just ejected from a disintegrating fighter jet following a mid air colision at an airshow.......
"Hey Sergei, Ain't gravity a bitch"
The reply wasn't translated into English!

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #92 on: August 12, 2008, 08:48:35 pm »
It's called  "Jumping to a conclusion."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #93 on: August 12, 2008, 08:51:46 pm »
The motto of the French navy.

"To the water. It is the hour"

Or, as they say in French.

"A l'eau. C'est l'heure."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #94 on: August 12, 2008, 09:14:16 pm »
He who runs fastest, laughs longest

and for the medically minded (with apologise to Samuel Schlemm)

Gomers go down with the lights
There's no body cavity that can't be reached with a 14 gauge needle and a strong arm.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #95 on: August 12, 2008, 09:28:40 pm »
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #96 on: August 12, 2008, 10:50:48 pm »
"The rain it raineth on the just
   And also on the unjust fella,
But chiefly on the just, because
   The unjust steals the just's umbrella."
      -- Lord Bowen

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #97 on: August 12, 2008, 10:52:20 pm »
"Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." --Lazarus Long

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #98 on: August 12, 2008, 11:29:37 pm »
I test my bath before I sit,
and am always moved to wonderment,
that what chills the finger not one bit,
is so frigid on the fundement

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #99 on: August 12, 2008, 11:50:21 pm »
Relax and enjoy it.
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