Distiiled Wisdom

[Gazongola]

Ah... Now I understand.

[Herr Döktor]

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

[clockwork creation]

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

DR. well we have come to the conclusion after lengthy tests that you are suffering from a cold
PATIENT. what can you do to fix it ?
DR. put you on a 9 year waiting list to have your face smashed in with a brick

here in the UK sometimes you have to argue with ya doctor

[Gazongola]

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

DR. well we have come to the conclusion after lengthy tests that you are suffering from a cold
PATIENT. what can you do to fix it ?
DR. put you on a 9 year waiting list to have your face smashed in with a brick

here in the UK sometimes you have to argue with ya doctor

I had to do that when I had to convince the doctor that my mouth ulcers were a side effect of being on malaria pills for three weeks.

[qubehead]

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

DR. well we have come to the conclusion after lengthy tests that you are suffering from a cold
PATIENT. what can you do to fix it ?
DR. put you on a 9 year waiting list to have your face smashed in with a brick

here in the UK sometimes you have to argue with ya doctor

I had to do that when I had to convince the doctor that my mouth ulcers were a side effect of being on malaria pills for three weeks.

Which brings to mind this nugget:

Good, fast, cheap:  You can have any two.

[Dr cornelius quack]

From "Reggie Perrin"

Dr. Morrisey (kneeling over prone body of CJ) "My god! He's dead!"

CJ (Opening one eye) "Your fired!!"

[SteamBlast Mary]

On that note-

Homer Simpson- about to hammer a stake into Mr Burns' heart (Treehouse of Horror):

 "Kill my boss? Am I ready to live out the American Dream??"

 Stakes him. Burns/Dracula melts to goo, briefly reforms to utter:

"You're fired!"
 
 -before returning to goo.

[Marrock]

I once proved that my uncle was a vampire... I drove a stake through his heart and he died.

[Sean Patrick O-Byrne]

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

[von Corax]

Always have a good warm-up stretch before engaging in kinky sex.

You should be fit to be tied.

[JennyWren]

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

sick is not killing it first

[Hägglund]

"why make it easy for yourself, when it's so easy to make it difficult."- Ronny Eriksson

[rovingjack]

"man who puts his genitals in penut butter is F**king nuts."
which is actually wrong because penuts are a legume.

Confusion say: Huh? what?

[lilibat]

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.

[Hägglund]

"To think before you speak, is like wiping your ass before you shit." -Arne Anka

[Marrock]

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.

Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor.  

[JingleJoe]

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.

Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor.  

Technically that's still outside the body

"To think before you speak, is like wiping your ass before you shit." -Arne Anka

I beg to differ!
If I don't think before I speak I stutter and stumble through my scentances and they do not come out good, so I thought about it for a moment and came up with this counter distilled wisdom in the same vein... or rather the same digestive tract;

To think before you speak, is like realising you can crap flowers instead of shit.

[Hägglund]

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.

Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor.  

Technically that's still outside the body

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_underwear
 

"To think before you speak, is like wiping your ass before you shit." -Arne Anka

I beg to differ!
If I don't think before I speak I stutter and stumble through my scentances and they do not come out good, so I thought about it for a moment and came up with this counter distilled wisdom in the same vein... or rather the same digestive tract;

To think before you speak, is like realising you can crap flowers instead of shit.

And i counter with:
Bullshit makes the flowers grow

[JennyWren]

Bullshit makes the flowers grow

Does that also apply to verbal diarrhoea 

[Hägglund]

Bullshit makes the flowers grow

Does that also apply to verbal diarrhoea 

YES!

(Pulled that answer out of my ass)

[SteamBlast Mary]

"It is more important for you to be right than it is for someone else to be happy"

"Saying "I told you so" when someone is upset ensures the lesson is driven home".

Two pieces of wisdom I learnt from my father.

I'm off to take my medication now.

[Hägglund]

"When two people think alike, then one of them is redundant"

[JingleJoe]

"When two people think alike, then one of them is redundant"

What if they were both thinking of a thing that only two people could do?

Loop holes, man! You gotta tie up your loop holes

[Hägglund]

"When two people think alike, then one of them is redundant"

What if they were both thinking of a thing that only two people could do?

Loop holes, man! You gotta tie up your loop holes

"DON'T forget the loop holes"

 

But actually, there is no reason to have two persons that thinks the same. It's cheaper to have one person thats think and one to just follow orders, and it's better to have two people that don't thinks the same and come up with a better solution/compromise.

[Laverna Lovett~]

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.

Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor.  

Technically that's still outside the body

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_underwear
 

did you by any chance read the webpage before you posted the link for it?
here is an excerpt from the "candy panties" wikipedia link:

:

As sugar is a favorite food of yeast, it is advisable to avoid contact between sugar and the vagina, or the woman may risk a yeast infection. When edible underwear will be touching the vagina, care should therefore be taken to ensure it does not contain sugars.

There is also danger to the edible underwear eater- as there are food illnesses related to eating something that has touched the anus.