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Author Topic: Distiiled Wisdom  (Read 47828 times)
Herr Döktor
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« Reply #275 on: November 21, 2008, 01:28:52 am »

No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #276 on: November 21, 2008, 01:31:52 am »

Don't vote for them.

It only encourages them.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Today, I am two, separate Gorillas.
Herr Döktor
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« Reply #277 on: November 21, 2008, 01:34:07 am »

And thus the whole problem with Democracy is laid bare!
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #278 on: November 21, 2008, 01:45:19 am »

If the whole problem with democracy were laid bare from end to end,

I wouldn't be surprised.
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Marrock
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« Reply #279 on: November 21, 2008, 03:11:05 am »

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should, on no account, be allowed to do the job." --Douglas Adams
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SteamBlast Mary
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« Reply #280 on: November 21, 2008, 11:39:06 am »


"Every country gets the government it deserves".
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'I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night’
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« Reply #281 on: November 21, 2008, 09:13:36 pm »

I wish somewhere else deserved ours.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #282 on: November 21, 2008, 11:13:55 pm »

I *know* I started it, but POLITICS- NO!
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« Reply #283 on: November 22, 2008, 12:46:16 am »

There is always one more sheep determined to cross the road in front of you.


Damm those pedestrians

At least the four-legged variety are predictable. Sheeple are prone to wandering into the road, phone clamped to ear, because they've seen a shiny thing in a shop window and want to consume.
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Jemima Annabelle Clough
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« Reply #284 on: November 22, 2008, 12:52:35 am »

I wish somewhere else deserved ours.

Granted. Unfortunately, under new UN rules, we now have to have somewhere else's government, who decree that, in the interests of promoting peace and harmony, everyone must henceforth only wear neon-pink skintight lycra clothes.

I wish this was actually a corrupt-a-wish thread Grin
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« Reply #285 on: November 22, 2008, 12:58:02 am »

I *know* I started it, but POLITICS- NO!

Now see what you've gone and done:

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everyone must henceforth only wear neon-pink skintight lycra clothes.
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Von Gast
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« Reply #286 on: November 22, 2008, 01:04:19 am »

I suspect that the sight of me in pink lycra would not provoke feelings of peace or harmony!  Cheesy
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #287 on: November 22, 2008, 01:15:41 am »

MY EYE! MY EYE! MY BEAUTIFUL EYE!!!

(I was winking at the time...)
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Jemima Annabelle Clough
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« Reply #288 on: November 22, 2008, 01:20:55 am »

Wot no monocle?
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #289 on: November 22, 2008, 01:39:26 am »

Whenever I wink, the monocle falls out.

How is this NOT a double entendre?
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« Reply #290 on: November 22, 2008, 01:52:13 am »

"Everybody Lies", HOUSE MD.
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Jemima Annabelle Clough
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« Reply #291 on: November 22, 2008, 02:08:28 am »

Whenever I wink, the monocle falls out.

How is this NOT a double entendre?

I keep going to protest that it isn't, but then I keep laughing sniggering to myself
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Gazongola
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« Reply #292 on: November 23, 2008, 05:10:17 am »

Well I think you should control your winking.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #293 on: November 23, 2008, 08:11:14 pm »

Let's face it, we're ALL winkers!

Igor, fetch my cloak!

Smiley
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Marrock
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« Reply #294 on: November 23, 2008, 10:08:12 pm »

"It's pronounced 'eye-gor'."
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« Reply #295 on: November 23, 2008, 10:08:59 pm »

Wouldn't you prefer your trenchcoat Doktor?
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #296 on: November 23, 2008, 10:45:16 pm »

It depends, if I'm No. Three, cloak; if I'm No. 11, trenchcoat!

Smiley
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Gazongola
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« Reply #297 on: November 24, 2008, 01:32:02 am »

It depends, if I'm No. Three, cloak; if I'm No. 11, trenchcoat!

Smiley

Sorry, thats lost on me.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #298 on: November 24, 2008, 01:40:46 am »

Doctor No. Three- Jon Pertwee:


Doctor No. 11- David Tennant:


Wink
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Marrock
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« Reply #299 on: November 24, 2008, 01:42:55 am »

Does the fact I have a seven foot long scarf fit into this conversation at all?  Huh Wink
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