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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #275 on: November 21, 2008, 12:28:52 am »
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #276 on: November 21, 2008, 12:31:52 am »
Don't vote for them.

It only encourages them.
Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Today, I am two, separate Gorillas.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #277 on: November 21, 2008, 12:34:07 am »
And thus the whole problem with Democracy is laid bare!

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #278 on: November 21, 2008, 12:45:19 am »
If the whole problem with democracy were laid bare from end to end,

I wouldn't be surprised.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #279 on: November 21, 2008, 02:11:05 am »
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should, on no account, be allowed to do the job." --Douglas Adams

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #280 on: November 21, 2008, 10:39:06 am »

"Every country gets the government it deserves".
'I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night’

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #281 on: November 21, 2008, 08:13:36 pm »
I wish somewhere else deserved ours.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #282 on: November 21, 2008, 10:13:55 pm »
I *know* I started it, but POLITICS- NO!

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #283 on: November 21, 2008, 11:46:16 pm »
There is always one more sheep determined to cross the road in front of you.


Damm those pedestrians

At least the four-legged variety are predictable. Sheeple are prone to wandering into the road, phone clamped to ear, because they've seen a shiny thing in a shop window and want to consume.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #284 on: November 21, 2008, 11:52:35 pm »
I wish somewhere else deserved ours.

Granted. Unfortunately, under new UN rules, we now have to have somewhere else's government, who decree that, in the interests of promoting peace and harmony, everyone must henceforth only wear neon-pink skintight lycra clothes.

I wish this was actually a corrupt-a-wish thread ;D
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #285 on: November 21, 2008, 11:58:02 pm »
I *know* I started it, but POLITICS- NO!

Now see what you've gone and done:

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everyone must henceforth only wear neon-pink skintight lycra clothes.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #286 on: November 22, 2008, 12:04:19 am »
I suspect that the sight of me in pink lycra would not provoke feelings of peace or harmony!  :D

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #287 on: November 22, 2008, 12:15:41 am »
MY EYE! MY EYE! MY BEAUTIFUL EYE!!!

(I was winking at the time...)

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #288 on: November 22, 2008, 12:20:55 am »
Wot no monocle?

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #289 on: November 22, 2008, 12:39:26 am »
Whenever I wink, the monocle falls out.

How is this NOT a double entendre?

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #290 on: November 22, 2008, 12:52:13 am »
"Everybody Lies", HOUSE MD.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #291 on: November 22, 2008, 01:08:28 am »
Whenever I wink, the monocle falls out.

How is this NOT a double entendre?

I keep going to protest that it isn't, but then I keep laughing sniggering to myself

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #292 on: November 23, 2008, 04:10:17 am »
Well I think you should control your winking.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #293 on: November 23, 2008, 07:11:14 pm »
Let's face it, we're ALL winkers!

Igor, fetch my cloak!

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #294 on: November 23, 2008, 09:08:12 pm »
"It's pronounced 'eye-gor'."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #295 on: November 23, 2008, 09:08:59 pm »
Wouldn't you prefer your trenchcoat Doktor?

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #296 on: November 23, 2008, 09:45:16 pm »
It depends, if I'm No. Three, cloak; if I'm No. 11, trenchcoat!

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #297 on: November 24, 2008, 12:32:02 am »
It depends, if I'm No. Three, cloak; if I'm No. 11, trenchcoat!

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Sorry, thats lost on me.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #298 on: November 24, 2008, 12:40:46 am »
Doctor No. Three- Jon Pertwee:


Doctor No. 11- David Tennant:


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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #299 on: November 24, 2008, 12:42:55 am »
Does the fact I have a seven foot long scarf fit into this conversation at all?  ??? ;)