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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #250 on: November 03, 2008, 05:06:35 pm »
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll eat your eyes."

hahaha i can't tell you how many times i've said something of that sort to unsuspecting people. along with this little phrase if someone asks you to come have dinner:
"i'm sorry, but i have a rare food allergy which manifests itself in the form of lycanthropy. another time, perhaps?"

but as for distilled wisdom, here's a rather good one from our old friend Bob Marley:
"The world will know peace when the power of love becomes greater than the love of power."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #251 on: November 03, 2008, 05:14:16 pm »
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll eat your eyes."

Unfortunately - one of the phrases (in romany) meaning "I love you" literally translates as "I want to eat your eyes" - so be careful the audience on this one.

An old sig phrase I had floating around for a while:
"If I like you, I'll bleed for you. If I don't...well...best you don't think about that."
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
(Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes. But deserve a nice glass of absinthe. I have some Montemarte in the cabinet, if you wish.)

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #252 on: November 03, 2008, 05:41:20 pm »
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll eat your eyes."

Unfortunately - one of the phrases (in romany) meaning "I love you" literally translates as "I want to eat your eyes" - so be careful the audience on this one.

An old sig phrase I had floating around for a while:
"If I like you, I'll bleed for you. If I don't...well...best you don't think about that."

i hope i never fall in love with someone who speaks romany, then.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #253 on: November 03, 2008, 06:32:39 pm »
i hope i never fall in love with someone who speaks romany, then.

It sounds much prettier in the real thing. And of course, as with any idiom - the literal translation is rarely an indicator of the cultural meaning. If you think of the eyes as the window to the soul - its more a matter of wanting to share souls/understand deeply the person.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #254 on: November 03, 2008, 07:10:38 pm »
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll eat your eyes."

Unfortunately - one of the phrases (in romany) meaning "I love you" literally translates as "I want to eat your eyes" - so be careful the audience on this one.

An old sig phrase I had floating around for a while:
"If I like you, I'll bleed for you. If I don't...well...best you don't think about that."

Ok, then how about "You had better be able to run faster scared than I can pissed off."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #255 on: November 03, 2008, 07:17:06 pm »
My grandpa once gave me a penny, saying, "Put that in your pocket.  If you never spend it, you'll never go broke."  I've long since lost the penny, but I'm carrying a dollar coin now with the same sentiment.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #256 on: November 03, 2008, 11:30:14 pm »
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #257 on: November 04, 2008, 04:55:21 pm »
i hope i never fall in love with someone who speaks romany, then.

It sounds much prettier in the real thing. And of course, as with any idiom - the literal translation is rarely an indicator of the cultural meaning. If you think of the eyes as the window to the soul - its more a matter of wanting to share souls/understand deeply the person.

so what they're really saying is that they want to eat your soul instead?

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #258 on: November 04, 2008, 04:59:41 pm »
I'm the pyro operator on this gig, if you see me running, try to keep up.

I've got a T-shirt that says something similar.

Ironically, it's covered in holes from hot sparks.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #259 on: November 04, 2008, 05:20:22 pm »
One of the tenets I live by is: "If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #260 on: November 05, 2008, 05:51:33 am »
"When life throws you lemons, pick up a rock and return the favor."
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me — I can't get fooled again."
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #261 on: November 05, 2008, 03:37:23 pm »
My favorite:

"You can't fix stupid"


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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #262 on: November 05, 2008, 03:40:37 pm »
"You can't fix stupid"

Quite possibly one of the funniest lines ever uttered by any Comedian. ^.^
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #263 on: November 06, 2008, 10:37:28 pm »
I'm the pyro operator on this gig, if you see me running, try to keep up.

I saw a member of a Royal Engineers EOD team member wearing a "T" shirt with a similar phrase
I wasn't sure whether or not to laugh

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #264 on: November 18, 2008, 04:04:03 pm »
Never investigate anything dangerous with people who can run faster then you

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #265 on: November 18, 2008, 04:34:13 pm »
"pointy end goes in the bad guy"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #266 on: November 18, 2008, 04:36:59 pm »
as "kinky" can be defined as "using a feather", so can "perverse" can be defined as "using the chicken"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #267 on: November 18, 2008, 09:44:35 pm »
the term "too much" does not apply to the application of butter on top of potatoes.
 

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #268 on: November 18, 2008, 09:46:22 pm »
Never investigate anything dangerous with people who can run faster then you

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In the same vein as "I don't need to be faster than the bear, I just need to be faster than you."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #269 on: November 18, 2008, 10:11:53 pm »
There is always one more sheep determined to cross the road in front of you.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #270 on: November 19, 2008, 04:25:18 pm »
There is always one more sheep determined to cross the road in front of you.


Damm those pedestrians

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #271 on: November 19, 2008, 07:01:09 pm »
I appologise if this is a repost:

P.T. Barnum "Everyday another sucker is born."

And in the vein of recent posts:

'Only the cat' never is.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #272 on: November 20, 2008, 04:02:22 am »
Being dyslexic means never having to say you're syror.
If I have to choose between loving you or breathing, I will use my last breath to say "I love you."  --  Estevan Shu

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #273 on: November 20, 2008, 04:03:45 pm »
Sorry if this has already been posted but this is one of my favourites:

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.....then find someone that life gave vodka and have a party. :D

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #274 on: November 20, 2008, 05:19:54 pm »
'Only the cat' never is.

The greatness is revealed.

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You may poke a man's fire after you've known him for seven years.-From an English Proverbs book

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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.-Havelock Ellis
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