Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
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« Reply #225 on: September 10, 2008, 09:42:29 am » |
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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HE WRESTLES BEARS, HE DRINKS HIS ALE, HE LOVES HIS AUTUNITE! ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, THIS SONG IS UTTER SHI-
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« Reply #226 on: September 10, 2008, 09:50:04 am » |
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That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?
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One for whom the terms GEEK and NERD are considered great compliments
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« Reply #227 on: September 10, 2008, 09:56:05 am » |
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If at first you don't succeed, do NOT take up skydiving.
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If I have to choose between loving you or breathing, I will use my last breath to say "I love you." -- Estevan Shu
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« Reply #228 on: September 10, 2008, 02:17:18 pm » |
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To elaborate on Zwack's earlier quote... A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sat beside you in the cell saying "Man, we screwed up." Walk a mile in a man's shoes and all you'll get is similar frickin' foot odour. "Okay, here's the plan: We go in. I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us." "Be yourself, unless you suck." (ah, the sharp tongue of Joss Wheadon) The devil makes work for idle hands...so for crying out loud, just type in proper English. "If your God gives you lemons, find a new God." (To be honest, that one can go either way.) |
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« Last Edit: September 10, 2008, 02:30:42 pm by Haizea »
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Sealed with the kiss of swine,
The heavy fort falls to the flame,
Bone-rattled melodies and worm-laden rains.
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Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
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United Kingdom
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« Reply #229 on: September 10, 2008, 02:19:42 pm » |
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Actually, I prefer this one: If life gives you lemons, burn them. That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?
I think so. |
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« Reply #230 on: September 10, 2008, 02:27:09 pm » |
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Actually, I prefer this one: If life gives you lemons, burn them. That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?
I think so. I heard 'if life gives you lemons, find someone life has given vodka, and party!' |
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« Reply #231 on: September 10, 2008, 02:45:34 pm » |
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Just because im paranoid doesnt mean the world isnt out to get me
Your never alone with Schizophrenia
Obsessive compulsives do it again and again and again,and...........
If cleanliness is next to godliness, then obsseive compulsives must be saints
"42"
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Add another one. 'Well, I may have alzheimers, but at least I don't have Alzheimers...' |
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« Reply #232 on: September 10, 2008, 05:58:07 pm » |
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Add another one.
'Well, I may have alzheimers, but at least I don't have Alzheimers...'
I know some one with alzheimers, I know some one with alzheimers,I know some one with alzheimers |
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I don’t suffer from insanity, I revel in it. To die would be an awfully big adventure
"Viagra Chapstick" - For that stiff upper lip I dont have an anger management problem I just like to solve my problems with violence
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« Reply #233 on: September 10, 2008, 06:08:15 pm » |
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Actually, I prefer this one: If life gives you lemons, burn them. That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?
I think so. I heard 'if life gives you lemons, find someone life has given vodka, and party!' I prefer "If life gives you lemons, put the juice in a water pistol and shoot people in the eyes" |
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If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work.
- John Alejandro King
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« Reply #234 on: September 10, 2008, 06:19:32 pm » |
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before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way they're a mile away and barefoot.
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Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, then he ate my brain.
Give me a big enough lever and I'll beat the problem into submission.
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« Reply #235 on: September 10, 2008, 08:31:34 pm » |
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before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way they're a mile away and barefoot.
I prefer the version, if your going to insult someone, walk a mile in thier shoes, then your a mile away, and you have thier shoes. |
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Carpe sophia
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« Reply #236 on: September 10, 2008, 08:35:57 pm » |
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"if your God gives you lemons, find a new God."
(To be honest, that one can go either way.)
"if your God gives you lemons, thier a prat" |
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« Reply #237 on: September 10, 2008, 09:00:00 pm » |
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"if your God gives you lemons, thier they're a prat"
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« Reply #238 on: September 10, 2008, 09:13:43 pm » |
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"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?" - Jack Handey, Deeper Thoughts
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I\\\'m in Darkshines\\\' Sewing Swap!
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #239 on: September 10, 2008, 09:31:10 pm » |
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If life deals you lemmings, don't go jogging with them.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #240 on: September 10, 2008, 09:40:44 pm » |
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If life deals you lemmings, don't go jogging with them.
Lemming fizz, anyone? |
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« Reply #241 on: September 10, 2008, 09:49:55 pm » |
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If life deals you lemmings, don't go jogging with them.
Lemming fizz, anyone? Is that a blender drink?  |
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« Reply #242 on: September 10, 2008, 09:57:49 pm » |
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The only other way to get juice out of a lemming is too disgusting to comtemplate...
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« Reply #243 on: September 10, 2008, 10:33:56 pm » |
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'Education is no substitute for intelligence'- My Dad, don't know if he got it from somewhere else though.
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You, sir! Make an effort!
"a drifting spirit was in our hearts, and we ourselves could not understand it. We just sold our farms and set out north-westwards to find a new home."
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« Reply #244 on: September 10, 2008, 10:38:58 pm » |
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alwys bring bannannas to a party
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« Reply #245 on: September 10, 2008, 10:49:28 pm » |
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'Education is no substitute for intelligence'- My Dad, don't know if he got it from somewhere else though.
Sounds like what my father used to say about college: "The one thing they can't teach you is common sense." |
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Haizea
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« Reply #246 on: October 31, 2008, 03:56:19 pm » |
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On a more serious note:
'Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die today.'
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« Reply #247 on: October 31, 2008, 03:59:07 pm » |
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'Education is no substitute for intelligence'- My Dad, don't know if he got it from somewhere else though.
Sounds like what my father used to say about college: "The one thing they can't teach you is common sense." Or my dad's "Some people have lots of book learning, but no walking-around sense."  |
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« Reply #248 on: October 31, 2008, 04:43:28 pm » |
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"Calling someone a friend doesn't mean they won't screw you over, it just puts them above suspicion."
One of mine. It's not funny, but it's true more times than you'd like to think.
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"With a rifle, you can kill one man; but with a machine gun, you can make a whole army keep its head down." - Jeremy Clarkson Buns are obviously not designed for their aerodynamic properties. |
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« Reply #249 on: October 31, 2008, 07:08:28 pm » |
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"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll eat your eyes."
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