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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #225 on: September 10, 2008, 08:42:29 am »
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #226 on: September 10, 2008, 08:50:04 am »
That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #227 on: September 10, 2008, 08:56:05 am »
If at first you don't succeed, do NOT take up skydiving.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #228 on: September 10, 2008, 01:17:18 pm »
To elaborate on Zwack's earlier quote...

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A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sat beside you in the cell saying "Man, we screwed up."

Walk a mile in a man's shoes and all you'll get is similar frickin' foot odour.

"Okay, here's the plan: We go in. I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us."

"Be yourself, unless you suck." (ah, the sharp tongue of Joss Wheadon)

The devil makes work for idle hands...so for crying out loud, just type in proper English.

"If your God gives you lemons, find a new God."
(To be honest, that one can go either way.)
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Sir Nikolas of Vendigroth

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #229 on: September 10, 2008, 01:19:42 pm »
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Actually, I prefer this one:

If life gives you lemons, burn them.


That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?

I think so.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #230 on: September 10, 2008, 01:27:09 pm »
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Actually, I prefer this one:

If life gives you lemons, burn them.


That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?

I think so.

I heard 'if life gives you lemons, find someone life has given vodka, and party!'
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #231 on: September 10, 2008, 01:45:34 pm »
Just because im paranoid doesnt mean the world isnt out to get me

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Obsessive compulsives do it again and again and again,and...........

If cleanliness is next to godliness, then obsseive compulsives must be saints

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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Add another one.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #232 on: September 10, 2008, 04:58:07 pm »


Add another one.

'Well, I may have alzheimers, but at least I don't have Alzheimers...'

I know some one with alzheimers, I know some one with alzheimers,I know some one with alzheimers
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #233 on: September 10, 2008, 05:08:15 pm »
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Actually, I prefer this one:

If life gives you lemons, burn them.


That was Terry Pratchet wasn't it?

I think so.

I heard 'if life gives you lemons, find someone life has given vodka, and party!'

I prefer "If life gives you lemons, put the juice in a water pistol and shoot people in the eyes"
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #234 on: September 10, 2008, 05:19:32 pm »
before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way they're a mile away and barefoot.
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, then he ate my brain.

Give me a big enough lever and I'll beat the problem into submission.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #235 on: September 10, 2008, 07:31:34 pm »
before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way they're a mile away and barefoot.

I prefer the version, if your going to insult someone, walk a mile in thier shoes, then your a mile away, and you have thier shoes.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #236 on: September 10, 2008, 07:35:57 pm »
"if your God gives you lemons, find a new God."
(To be honest, that one can go either way.)

"if your God gives you lemons, thier a prat"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #237 on: September 10, 2008, 08:00:00 pm »
"if your God gives you lemons, thier they're a prat"

Fixed.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #238 on: September 10, 2008, 08:13:43 pm »
"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?" - Jack Handey, Deeper Thoughts
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #239 on: September 10, 2008, 08:31:10 pm »
If life deals you lemmings, don't go jogging with them.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #240 on: September 10, 2008, 08:40:44 pm »
If life deals you lemmings, don't go jogging with them.

Lemming fizz, anyone?

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #241 on: September 10, 2008, 08:49:55 pm »
If life deals you lemmings, don't go jogging with them.

Lemming fizz, anyone?

Is that a blender drink?  ;)

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #242 on: September 10, 2008, 08:57:49 pm »
The only other way to get juice out of a lemming is too disgusting to comtemplate...

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #243 on: September 10, 2008, 09:33:56 pm »
'Education is no substitute for intelligence'- My Dad, don't know if he got it from somewhere else though.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #244 on: September 10, 2008, 09:38:58 pm »
alwys bring bannannas to a party
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #245 on: September 10, 2008, 09:49:28 pm »
'Education is no substitute for intelligence'- My Dad, don't know if he got it from somewhere else though.

Sounds like what my father used to say about college: "The one thing they can't teach you is common sense."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #246 on: October 31, 2008, 02:56:19 pm »
On a more serious note:
'Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die today.'

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #247 on: October 31, 2008, 02:59:07 pm »
'Education is no substitute for intelligence'- My Dad, don't know if he got it from somewhere else though.

Sounds like what my father used to say about college: "The one thing they can't teach you is common sense."

Or my dad's "Some people have lots of book learning, but no walking-around sense."   ;D

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #248 on: October 31, 2008, 03:43:28 pm »
"Calling someone a friend doesn't mean they won't screw you over, it just puts them above suspicion."

One of mine. It's not funny, but it's true more times than you'd like to think.
"With a rifle, you can kill one man; but with a machine gun, you can make a whole army keep its head down." - Jeremy Clarkson

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #249 on: October 31, 2008, 06:08:28 pm »
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll eat your eyes."