To elaborate on Zwack's earlier quote...
A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A
best friend will be sat beside you in the cell saying "Man, we screwed up."
Walk a mile in a man's shoes and all you'll get is similar frickin' foot odour.
"Okay, here's the plan: We go in. I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us."
"Be yourself, unless you suck." (ah, the sharp tongue of Joss Wheadon)
The devil makes work for idle hands...so for crying out loud, just type in proper English.
"If your God gives you lemons, find a new God."
(To be honest, that one can go either way.)