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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #125 on: August 15, 2008, 07:07:00 pm »
"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #126 on: August 15, 2008, 10:09:57 pm »
Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.  Inside it's too dark to read.  - Julius Marx
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #127 on: August 15, 2008, 10:21:30 pm »
And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #128 on: August 15, 2008, 10:23:20 pm »
Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.  Inside it's too dark to read.  - Julius Marx

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. ibid

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #129 on: August 15, 2008, 10:48:43 pm »
And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  :o
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #130 on: August 15, 2008, 10:50:07 pm »
And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  :o

Explains a lot!!

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #131 on: August 15, 2008, 10:51:19 pm »

God's final message to His creation: "We are Sorry For The Inconvenience"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #132 on: August 15, 2008, 10:53:36 pm »
And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  :o

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  :P

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #133 on: August 15, 2008, 11:03:58 pm »
"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx

...and half the worlds historians scoff, while the other half smirk in quiet amusement.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #134 on: August 16, 2008, 12:19:35 am »
And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  :o

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  :P

Hey? Slough's not that bad.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #135 on: August 16, 2008, 01:03:18 am »
And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  :o

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  :P

Hey? Slough's not that bad.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #136 on: August 16, 2008, 03:48:45 am »
In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.

The main difference between theory and practice is that theory generally doesn't make as much noise, or do as much damage to the carpets.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #137 on: August 16, 2008, 05:59:48 am »
"You're not truly drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." – D. Martin

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #138 on: August 16, 2008, 06:03:05 am »
"When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns." --Raymond Chandler

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #139 on: August 16, 2008, 07:19:05 am »
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #140 on: August 16, 2008, 08:59:03 am »
And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  :o

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  :P

Hey? Slough's not that bad.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough,
It isn't fit for Humans now,
There isn't grass enough to graze a cow,
Swarm over, death.  - John Betjeman.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #141 on: August 16, 2008, 11:40:30 am »
Romeo and Juliet can teach us an important lesson. Always make sure your girlfriend tells you when she's about to fake her own death.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #142 on: August 16, 2008, 01:26:46 pm »
"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx
Quite relevant to current events ;)


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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #143 on: August 16, 2008, 02:28:28 pm »
The 90-90 rule.

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #144 on: August 16, 2008, 11:52:05 pm »
The Law if Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times eventually you will have two of them.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #145 on: August 17, 2008, 06:18:05 pm »
I went to the engineers merchants the other day.

I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."

He said, "How long do you want them?"

I said, "I want to keep them!"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #146 on: August 18, 2008, 07:10:16 pm »
If you have to steal, steal big.  Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.


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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #147 on: August 18, 2008, 08:38:28 pm »
I went to the engineers merchants the other day.

I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."

He said, "How long do you want them?"

I said, "I want to keep them!"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #148 on: August 20, 2008, 04:21:17 am »
If you have to steal, steal big.  Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.



ha ha yeah why go to jail over the like 2 bucks they have

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #149 on: August 20, 2008, 04:26:25 am »
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