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Marrock
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« Reply #125 on: August 15, 2008, 08:07:00 pm »

"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx
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« Reply #126 on: August 15, 2008, 11:09:57 pm »

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.  Inside it's too dark to read.  - Julius Marx
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« Reply #127 on: August 15, 2008, 11:21:30 pm »

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
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« Reply #128 on: August 15, 2008, 11:23:20 pm »

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.  Inside it's too dark to read.  - Julius Marx

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. ibid
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Sean Patrick O-Byrne
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« Reply #129 on: August 15, 2008, 11:48:43 pm »

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  Shocked
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I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turn


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« Reply #130 on: August 15, 2008, 11:50:07 pm »

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  Shocked

Explains a lot!!
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« Reply #131 on: August 15, 2008, 11:51:19 pm »


God's final message to His creation: "We are Sorry For The Inconvenience"
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« Reply #132 on: August 15, 2008, 11:53:36 pm »

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  Shocked

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  Tongue
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« Reply #133 on: August 16, 2008, 12:03:58 am »

"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx

...and half the worlds historians scoff, while the other half smirk in quiet amusement.
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« Reply #134 on: August 16, 2008, 01:19:35 am »

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  Shocked

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  Tongue

Hey? Slough's not that bad.
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« Reply #135 on: August 16, 2008, 02:03:18 am »

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  Shocked

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  Tongue

Hey? Slough's not that bad.
You ever been to Butte, Montana? *Eyebrow quirk*
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« Reply #136 on: August 16, 2008, 04:48:45 am »

In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.

The main difference between theory and practice is that theory generally doesn't make as much noise, or do as much damage to the carpets.
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The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
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« Reply #137 on: August 16, 2008, 06:59:48 am »

"You're not truly drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." – D. Martin
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Marrock
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« Reply #138 on: August 16, 2008, 07:03:05 am »

"When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns." --Raymond Chandler
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« Reply #139 on: August 16, 2008, 08:19:05 am »

Tom Petty "The future Ain't what it used to be"
MASH "I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy"
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"No matter where you go, there you are"
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And introducing the wonderful Irish (Mrs Z).


« Reply #140 on: August 16, 2008, 09:59:03 am »

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.
First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark?  Shocked

Explains a lot!!
What if he missed a spot?  Tongue

Hey? Slough's not that bad.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough,
It isn't fit for Humans now,
There isn't grass enough to graze a cow,
Swarm over, death.  - John Betjeman.
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« Reply #141 on: August 16, 2008, 12:40:30 pm »

Romeo and Juliet can teach us an important lesson. Always make sure your girlfriend tells you when she's about to fake her own death.

Commander C. Obadiah
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« Reply #142 on: August 16, 2008, 02:26:46 pm »

"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx
Quite relevant to current events Wink


Everything you make allways takes 3 times as long as you thought it would to complete.


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Zwack
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And introducing the wonderful Irish (Mrs Z).


« Reply #143 on: August 16, 2008, 03:28:28 pm »

The 90-90 rule.

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.

Z.
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« Reply #144 on: August 17, 2008, 12:52:05 am »

The Law if Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times eventually you will have two of them.
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« Reply #145 on: August 17, 2008, 07:18:05 pm »

I went to the engineers merchants the other day.

I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."

He said, "How long do you want them?"

I said, "I want to keep them!"
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« Reply #146 on: August 18, 2008, 08:10:16 pm »

If you have to steal, steal big.  Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.

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Causality by any other name...


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« Reply #147 on: August 18, 2008, 09:38:28 pm »

I went to the engineers merchants the other day.

I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."

He said, "How long do you want them?"

I said, "I want to keep them!"


Hey there, mister!  Have we got a thread for you!
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« Reply #148 on: August 20, 2008, 05:21:17 am »

If you have to steal, steal big.  Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.



ha ha yeah why go to jail over the like 2 bucks they have
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« Reply #149 on: August 20, 2008, 05:26:25 am »

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."    Nietzsche
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