Author Topic: Distiiled Wisdom (Read 74630 times)

Dr cornelius quack · « **on:** August 08, 2008, 11:21:55 pm »

It is better to howl at the moon than to moon at an owl.

Dr cornelius quack · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:31:39 pm »

If I ruled the world, every day would be the second day of spring.

Bloody Harry Seacombe beat me to the first.

SalieriAAX · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:34:09 pm »

If you don't write with sepia ink, you don't make the rules.

Hikaro Takayama · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:34:24 pm »

"Confuscious say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but is much better for boy to park meat in girl."

JingleJoe · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:53:40 pm »

Water that is too pure has no fish.

Hikaro Takayama · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:56:42 pm »

"Whoeffer haff ze biggest hat, iz in charge!" -unknown Jäegermonster

Dr cornelius quack · « **Reply #6 on:** August 09, 2008, 12:16:46 am »

"Although I disagree totally with what you say, I shall defend to the death your right to buy me another beer."

HAC · « **Reply #7 on:** August 09, 2008, 12:35:38 am »

"No matter where you go, there you are!"
"The Future Begins Tomorrow!"

Cheers
Harold

(and doesn't distilled wisdom come in large bottles, or pint glasses?)

A.G.Morgan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 09, 2008, 12:42:11 am »

_{Nice new avatar Mr. Harold.}

Endeavor to Persevere.

Sean Patrick O-Byrne · « **Reply #9 on:** August 09, 2008, 03:08:57 am »

90% I'll spend on booze, fast women and good times. The rest I'll probably waste.

Commander Obadiah · « **Reply #10 on:** August 09, 2008, 03:24:25 am »

When in doubt, blame whoever isn't there.

Commander C. Obadiah

Mrs. Sullivan · « **Reply #11 on:** August 09, 2008, 03:35:10 am »

For every Thing, there is a Thang.

dman762000 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 09, 2008, 04:28:15 am »

When you don't know where you are, you are exactly where you should be.

von Corax · « **Reply #13 on:** August 09, 2008, 05:25:16 am »

If you don't know what you're doing, be certain to do it neatly.

Quote from: HAC on August 09, 2008, 12:35:38 am

(and doesn't distilled wisdom come in large bottles, or pint glasses?)

Only in bottles. The pint glasses hold the Ferment of Inspiration.

OldProfessorBear · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2008, 06:21:52 am »

Time Will Tell.

Dr cornelius quack · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:02:27 am »

Danger! Will Robinson.

SalieriAAX · « **Reply #16 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:07:30 am »

There is no thing on this earth more despicable than platitude

Dr cornelius quack · « **Reply #17 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:11:04 am »

Duck Billed?

SalieriAAX · « **Reply #18 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:13:02 am »

Yes, I sent the invoice weeks ago.

Commander Obadiah · « **Reply #19 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:26:33 am »

And there's always a cheque in the mail.

Commander C. Obadiah

Professor Lidenbrock · « **Reply #20 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:36:13 am »

If you dream that you are asleep, you probably are.

lilibat · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:54:03 am »

A bird in the hand, is likely to poop on your glove.

Commander Obadiah · « **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2008, 10:15:19 am »

Before anyone else says it, to be sure I have the change to register my disgust at the saying, the cake is a lie.

Commander C. Obadiah

lilibat · « **Reply #23 on:** August 09, 2008, 10:21:47 am »

The cake is NOT a lie. I baked it myself.

elShoggotho · « **Reply #24 on:** August 09, 2008, 10:23:42 am »

The cake might not be a lie, but my spoon is too big.

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