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Distiiled Wisdom
« on: August 08, 2008, 11:21:55 pm »
It is better to howl at the moon than to moon at an owl.
Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Today, I am two, separate Gorillas.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 11:31:39 pm »
If I ruled the world, every day would be the second day of spring.

Bloody Harry Seacombe beat me to the first.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 11:34:09 pm »
If you don't write with sepia ink, you don't make the rules.
None so knowing as he
At brewing a jorum of tea
Haha Haha
A pretty stiff jorum of tea

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 11:34:24 pm »
"Confuscious say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but is much better for boy to park meat in girl."  :o
"It is by steam alone that I set my contraptions in motion.
It is by combustion of coal and boiling water that the engines acquire speed.
For protection, the eyes acquire goggles,
The goggles become a warning.
It is by steam alone that I set my contraptions in motion."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 11:53:40 pm »
Water that is too pure has no fish.
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 11:56:42 pm »
"Whoeffer haff ze biggest hat, iz in charge!" -unknown Jäegermonster

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2008, 12:16:46 am »
"Although I disagree totally with what you say, I shall defend to the death your right to buy me another beer."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2008, 12:35:38 am »
"No matter where you go, there you are!"
"The Future Begins Tomorrow!"


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(and doesn't distilled wisdom come in large bottles, or pint glasses?)
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2008, 12:42:11 am »
Nice new avatar Mr. Harold.

Endeavor to Persevere.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2008, 03:08:57 am »
90% I'll spend on booze, fast women and good times. The rest I'll probably waste.
Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turn


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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2008, 03:24:25 am »
When in doubt, blame whoever isn't there.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2008, 03:35:10 am »
For every Thing, there is a Thang.
I\\\'m in Darkshines\\\' Sewing Swap!

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2008, 04:28:15 am »
When you don't know where you are, you are exactly where you should be.
"Dammit all, the hydrogen catalysts have gone off again!"

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2008, 05:25:16 am »
If you don't know what you're doing, be certain to do it neatly.

(and doesn't distilled wisdom come in large bottles, or pint glasses?)

Only in bottles. The pint glasses hold the Ferment of Inspiration.
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2008, 06:21:52 am »
Time Will Tell.
Another Entirely Reasonable Opinion from
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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2008, 07:02:27 am »
Danger! Will Robinson.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2008, 07:07:30 am »
There is no thing on this earth more despicable than platitude

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2008, 07:11:04 am »
Duck Billed?

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2008, 08:13:02 am »
Yes, I sent the invoice weeks ago.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2008, 08:26:33 am »
And there's always a cheque in the mail.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2008, 08:36:13 am »
If you dream that you are asleep, you probably are.
"Through the ruins of a city stalked the ruin of a man."

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2008, 08:54:03 am »
A bird in the hand, is likely to poop on your glove.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2008, 10:15:19 am »
Before anyone else says it, to be sure I have the change to register my disgust at the saying, the cake is a lie.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2008, 10:21:47 am »
The cake is NOT a lie. I baked it myself.

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Re: Distiiled Wisdom
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2008, 10:23:42 am »
The cake might not be a lie, but my spoon is too big.