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« Reply #775 on: November 09, 2009, 11:49:02 PM » |
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Being asked, mockingly, when the train's going to arrive.
(I usually answer this one with something like "Whichever departure time gets me away from you the fastest.")
Also: catching your pocket watch's chain on things.
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it crash tests them.
It runs them, at 60 MPH, into a brick wall and examines the pieces;
if the idea is sound, the pieces will be those of the wall."
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« Reply #776 on: November 10, 2009, 03:49:29 PM » |
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No hat racks in pubs anymore
or coat wracks, my nerves start to strain when people walk on my greatcoat when its draped on the back of my chair or I find that both myself and the people I'm with have all accidently got there chairs on top of it |
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C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre
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« Reply #777 on: November 10, 2009, 04:34:13 PM » |
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No hat racks in pubs anymore
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« Reply #778 on: November 10, 2009, 04:36:03 PM » |
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No hat racks in pubs anymore
no hat racks anywhere it seems Very few hats sadly, ergo.... |
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« Reply #779 on: November 10, 2009, 09:38:30 PM » |
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Sorry, too techno-moron to figure out hoew to do the quote-transfer, however, in response to Mr Edward Barstable, (chair leg on great coat), I can sympathise totally.... Try chair leg(s) on very long skirt.... Then trying to stand up to get to the bar.... Thank heaven for strong belts  |
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« Reply #780 on: November 10, 2009, 09:41:08 PM » |
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No hat racks in pubs anymore
or coat wracks, my nerves start to strain when people walk my greatcoat when its draped on the back of my chair or I find that both myself and the people I'm with have all accidently got there chairs on top of it I ruined the lining of my first 3/4 length coat that way. Fortunately it wasn't vintage apparel, but that is hardly the point. |
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« Reply #781 on: November 10, 2009, 09:46:36 PM » |
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Sorry, Oswald, for getting your name so badly wrong.... Rubbish short term memory, as well as computer skills!
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« Reply #782 on: November 10, 2009, 09:55:45 PM » |
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retrofit your hat with its own hatrack!
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« Reply #783 on: November 11, 2009, 03:37:06 AM » |
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Sorry, Oswald, for getting your name so badly wrong.... Rubbish short term memory, as well as computer skills!
Madam, if you look below the text field while typing a reply you will see a window titled "Topic Summary" and there you will find a list of all that has been said up to this point, simply locate the message you wish to quote and look to the right of the screen, where you will find a bit of text that says "Insert Quote". Click it and it will do just that. In addition, if you wish to do it a slightly harder way, you may type [quote ] at the beginning of the quote and [/quote ] at the end, without the space before the last bracket, and copy/paste the desired bit of text between them like a sandwich. -Seeing otherwise useful gears glued to the outside of an otherwise beautiful piece of obsidian and weeping for shame and fear someone will think that's what you mean when you tell them you are a steampunk. -Having to constantly tell people that while I'm flattered, I do not actually own a plane, or that if I do I can't honestly say where I left it, however if I DID own it, I would most certainly be amenable to taking them up in it. |
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« Reply #784 on: November 11, 2009, 07:42:37 AM » |
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Madam, if you look below the text field while typing a reply you will see a window titled "Topic Summary" and there you will find a list of all that has been said up to this point, simply locate the message you wish to quote and look to the right of the screen, where you will find a bit of text that says "Insert Quote". Click it and it will do just that.
I clicked it, and it did just that! Thankyou for the tip, much appreciated.
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« Reply #785 on: November 11, 2009, 08:00:48 AM » |
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retrofit your hat with its own hatrack!
i have concidered this many times with a magician's appearing cane and a few pegs, however i fear that a jolt would cause it to propell the hat off of my head with some force... |
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« Reply #786 on: November 11, 2009, 08:05:06 AM » |
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-Seeing otherwise useful gears glued to the outside of an otherwise beautiful piece of obsidian and weeping for shame and fear someone will think that's what you mean when you tell them you are a steampunk.
Not a fan of seeing gears being used for decoration? That's a pretty common theme here. |
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« Reply #787 on: November 11, 2009, 08:09:58 AM » |
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-Seeing otherwise useful gears glued to the outside of an otherwise beautiful piece of obsidian and weeping for shame and fear someone will think that's what you mean when you tell them you are a steampunk.
Not a fan of seeing gears being used for decoration? That's a pretty common theme here. And a lot of us wish it wasn't, let me tell you. Particularly the combination of real gears, glued, and to something that they don't belong on. The cogwheel-as-a-focus on a hat, I can live with. A cog-inspired motif (quite some time ago, there was a wonderful lady on here who had designed a form of cog-paisley... marvellous!) can -- in the right context -- work out nicely. But something looking like a watch exploded into a pot of glue and got dumped on something else? Can we give that one a miss, please? |
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« Reply #788 on: November 11, 2009, 09:24:32 AM » |
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Sorry, too techno-moron to figure out hoew to do the quote-transfer, however, in response to Mr Edward Barstable, (chair leg on great coat), I can sympathise totally.... Try chair leg(s) on very long skirt.... Then trying to stand up to get to the bar.... Thank heaven for strong belts eeeek Sorry, Oswald, for getting your name so badly wrong.... Rubbish short term memory, as well as computer skills!
I'll live  No hat racks in pubs anymore
or coat wracks, my nerves start to strain when people walk my greatcoat when its draped on the back of my chair or I find that both myself and the people I'm with have all accidently got there chairs on top of it I ruined the lining of my first 3/4 length coat that way. Fortunately it wasn't vintage apparel, but that is hardly the point. The horror  Clearly we need coat/hat wracks to be installed across the land! |
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« Reply #789 on: November 11, 2009, 09:30:45 AM » |
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Quite. The lining was only polyester, but the coat itself was 100% wool and rather expensive. Not to mention brand new. I was not happy!
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« Reply #790 on: November 11, 2009, 10:22:20 AM » |
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Having an uncoordinated moment and tripping over your cane/umbrella.
Also: Finding somewhere convenient to prop your cane/umbrella when sitting down to a meal (or anything else).
I encounter both of these problems quite frequently. I have problems somewhat with balance and I can never determine whether I'm walking properly with my umbrella so I consistently trip over it. The rest of my clothing gets in the way frequently also, particularly my baldric which I haven't got tight enough so every time I lean forward, the front of it is pulled downward by gravity a good two or three inches. Rather a shame, really. |
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« Reply #791 on: November 11, 2009, 11:23:25 AM » |
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-Seeing otherwise useful gears glued to the outside of an otherwise beautiful piece of obsidian and weeping for shame and fear someone will think that's what you mean when you tell them you are a steampunk.
Not a fan of seeing gears being used for decoration? That's a pretty common theme here. And a lot of us wish it wasn't, let me tell you. Particularly the combination of real gears, glued, and to something that they don't belong on. The cogwheel-as-a-focus on a hat, I can live with. A cog-inspired motif (quite some time ago, there was a wonderful lady on here who had designed a form of cog-paisley... marvellous!) can -- in the right context -- work out nicely. But something looking like a watch exploded into a pot of glue and got dumped on something else? Can we give that one a miss, please? So you don't like things like these ideas? http://brassgoggles.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,20042.0.htmlOr is it only this sort of thing? |
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« Reply #792 on: November 11, 2009, 11:57:03 AM » |
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Allow me to clarify sir. I love gears. I love them very much, and I love it even more when someone uses them in such a way that they LOOK useful, whether or not they are. That ring you posted is a beautiful example of this, it is both aesthetically pleasing, and one can see how the gears could be useful in some way. I love this forum because this is the trend, you all endeavour to CREATE things, useful, cool little gadgets that I would kill to own.
However, due to my love of gears, it hurts me very badly when I see them abused, I feel they are being abused by anyone who thinks "steampunk?1! oh hei, i can do tht by gluring geres to stuf, rite?" and then glues them where they are neither aesthetically pleasing nor useful in even the wildest dreams of Mr. Silverstein. The helmet being a good example of this trend.
The reason I mentioned it was because I saw a gemstone with gears that had been sloppily glued to the outside and then labeled as "Steampunk". I honestly did weep, and I think anyone in my position would have. People see stuff like that and then think "Oh, steampunk = retarded, glad to get that cleared up." and then think of the rest of us as having no sense of propriety or fashion, which in turn means they'll go and tell their friends that all steampunk is is gluing gears to every available surface and then giving the resultant pile of barely discernible rubbish some strange archaic name.
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« Reply #793 on: November 11, 2009, 12:04:44 PM » |
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« Reply #794 on: November 11, 2009, 02:45:59 PM » |
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Yes indeed. Gears that look they have some use or function = good. Gears just randomly applied to anything= murderous rage  . |
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« Reply #795 on: November 11, 2009, 03:55:04 PM » |
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Genuine mechanisms (working or preserved whole) or tasteful gear/machine motif and hints = fine Heap of junk slapped onto something that looks like the bag lady from Labyrinth fell into the glue pot = bad ? |
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« Reply #797 on: November 12, 2009, 09:42:58 AM » |
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- Having to take TIG welding class to weld your brass parts together.
- Every time someone sends you a text message, your antique Teletype machine starts up and hammers it out on paper. Very loudly.
- Spam at 5 characters per second.
- Trying to buy neon lightbulbs and discovering they're now expensive antiques.
- Needing screws with Whitworth threads.
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« Reply #798 on: November 15, 2009, 06:38:48 PM » |
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Being asked such questions as
-are you from the past?
*the latter is one fine youth of Hull who audaciously proposed the question to me and my girlfriend*
getting your waistcoat caught on things at the arms O_o *though you understand that that is merely a work grievance*
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« Reply #799 on: November 15, 2009, 06:47:12 PM » |
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I got called that once and thought it was quite funny. I went on to come up with a story about a confused Victorian time traveller trapped in our time but mistaken for a Steampunk. I’ve got a few funny and childish plots. All I need now is micromedia flash 8 and I can turn it into and animation. Anyone know where I can get it for less than £300?  |
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