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Author Topic: Problems Only Steampunks Have  (Read 63196 times)
lilibat
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« Reply #725 on: October 13, 2009, 07:27:15 am »

Yesterday there was a dremel accident and I took a big chunk out of my left thumb nail & a have a big gash in my thumb. Ow. Now I have to get a set of fake nails to wear one over my mangled nail to protect it from getting further ripped and which I guarantee will not be healed by steamcon.
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« Reply #726 on: October 13, 2009, 08:37:20 am »

People telling you that "But Zeppelin!" is not a valid excuse for anything.
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« Reply #727 on: October 13, 2009, 07:01:28 pm »

Yesterday there was a dremel accident and I took a big chunk out of my left thumb nail & a have a big gash in my thumb. Ow. Now I have to get a set of fake nails to wear one over my mangled nail to protect it from getting further ripped and which I guarantee will not be healed by steamcon.

"Ow! Owwee Owwee Owwee!" **&&^Q%$+#@#$!**

Been there, done that. Hope it's better soon.

~T
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« Reply #728 on: October 13, 2009, 08:54:14 pm »

Seconded
(and thinking how pleasant to see the Sergeant Major contributing once more)
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« Reply #729 on: October 13, 2009, 10:23:02 pm »

Having your cats decide that your lovely pheasant, hat feather. is their new favorite toy.
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vela
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« Reply #730 on: October 13, 2009, 10:28:37 pm »

Having your cats decide that your lovely pheasant, hat feather. is their new favorite toy.

For that purpose, peacock feathers work extremely well too.
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« Reply #731 on: October 13, 2009, 10:39:51 pm »

+1 on the peacock feathers.  But honestly, any feathers will do.  My little blond cat loves my top hat a tad too much for my liking... She will often climb on furniture and appliances just to reach the feathers when I'm wearing it!  Shocked
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« Reply #732 on: October 13, 2009, 10:44:26 pm »

*speaks cat*:  But the feathers, they do tempt us.
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« Reply #733 on: October 13, 2009, 10:57:41 pm »

You should see what she does with bones.  She practically fell in love with my girlfriend's bobcat skull necklace.  She started rubbing up against it and tried to keep it for herself.

To say the least, she's clearly a fan of taxidermy.  Grin
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« Reply #734 on: October 13, 2009, 11:49:45 pm »

Yesterday there was a dremel accident and I took a big chunk out of my left thumb nail & a have a big gash in my thumb. Ow. Now I have to get a set of fake nails to wear one over my mangled nail to protect it from getting further ripped and which I guarantee will not be healed by steamcon.

             Ouch. Damaged nails can be amazingly painful. My sympathies.
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« Reply #735 on: October 14, 2009, 02:28:13 am »

having your best minion being eaten by your genetic monstrosity
having to replace said minion
those damn moon people they break everything they touch
having to put down genetic monstrosity
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« Reply #736 on: October 15, 2009, 12:37:26 pm »

Getting Porlocked every time I try to get some work done.

(Muggles get "distracted from their objective by continual interruptions;" Steampunks get Porlocked.)
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« Reply #737 on: October 15, 2009, 05:53:59 pm »

Having your "Beloved" nick your bootlaces to fasten together the panels of his Samuri armour.
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« Reply #738 on: October 15, 2009, 05:56:06 pm »

Oh, AND your corset laces too!
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« Reply #739 on: October 16, 2009, 12:12:08 am »

Being interrupted in the middle of dressing to lace up your friends' corsets.
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« Reply #740 on: October 27, 2009, 08:46:40 pm »

inspired by some of the other threads (none of which happened to me):

getting thrown out of clubs for dressing casually.

Having to threaten people with umbrellas to get them to stop heckling you.
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« Reply #741 on: October 28, 2009, 01:50:53 pm »

Getting Porlocked every time I try to get some work done.

(Muggles get "distracted from their objective by continual interruptions;" Steampunks get Porlocked.)

The IT dept in which I work tries to discourage users coming to the IT dept in person, unless they either need to collect something or their phone and e-mail are both broken. I think I need a sign saying No Porlockians or No Porlocking. And another sign explaining it, probably. And another stating that I know I'm verbing a proper noun. Hrm. I might just stick to grumpilly muttering sod off.
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« Reply #742 on: October 28, 2009, 03:21:40 pm »


Having to threaten people with umbrellas to get them to stop heckling you.

In my defence, it wasn't a threat, but a promise  Cheesy, and it worked.
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« Reply #743 on: October 28, 2009, 04:16:58 pm »

so...you really do have a sword hidden in your umbrella?
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« Reply #744 on: October 28, 2009, 07:23:35 pm »

so...you really do have a sword hidden in your umbrella?

I'm not that nuts. Those kids were genuinely getting on my nerves, though. There could have been serious ferrule-prodding.
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« Reply #745 on: October 29, 2009, 03:29:46 am »

so...you really do have a sword hidden in your umbrella?

I'm not that nuts. Those kids were genuinely getting on my nerves, though. There could have been serious ferrule-prodding.
Ferrule-prodding can be dangerous if done properly. It also sounds funny  Grin
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« Reply #746 on: October 30, 2009, 03:38:12 am »

Having people in Hot Topic (yes I managed to find a Victorian style dress there...tho it was 10yrs ago)  stare at you as you and your mother gather things for your prom. Then having the photographer rearrange the room the pictures are taken in because you are perfect for the 100yr old building your prom is being held in (unlike the 200 other girls there in their hot pink puffy dresses), and he wants to get a shot that looks like one of the paintings in an old manor. (still have the picture)
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« Reply #747 on: October 30, 2009, 09:57:50 am »

Having people in Hot Topic (yes I managed to find a Victorian style dress there...tho it was 10yrs ago)  stare at you as you and your mother gather things for your prom. Then having the photographer rearrange the room the pictures are taken in because you are perfect for the 100yr old building your prom is being held in (unlike the 200 other girls there in their hot pink puffy dresses), and he wants to get a shot that looks like one of the paintings in an old manor. (still have the picture)

I hope you have put the photo on the forum then Smiley
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« Reply #748 on: October 30, 2009, 10:20:55 am »

People telling you that "But Zeppelin!" is not a valid excuse for anything.

It so is. I don't care what you're usiing it as an excuse for, as long as it is tangentially related to acquiring or flyng a zeppelin it's a valid excuse.
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« Reply #749 on: October 30, 2009, 12:05:05 pm »

Climatic change -> no thunderstorm anymore -> no more "IT'S ALIVE BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"...... sad....
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