The Steampunk Forum at Brass Goggles
October 17, 2017, 11:21:28 pm *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: Brassgoggles.co.uk - The Lighter Side Of Steampunk, follow @brasstech for forum technical problems & updates.
 
   Home   Blog Help Rules Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Boasting Challenge  (Read 24840 times)
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« on: March 23, 2008, 10:55:04 pm »

This is Hank Norris, manliest of manly men, possessor of the greatest beard and steeliest eye, and most chisseled and rugged manly looks in the universe, and I bring to you, oh manly boasters of Brass Goggles, the Thread of manly boasting!
MANLY.
Bost in as manly a way as possible, throwing logic out of the window, with stuff such as "I killed the Dinosaurs when I went diving into the ocean off the moon."
Which, of course, is one of Hank Norris' many, manly exploits.
Have fun, manly men and women of Brass Goggles..
Logged
Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
Immortal
**
United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2008, 10:57:16 pm »

Pierre Manslapper doesn't like manly women....
He also spent 270 million years in a coal seam, in just one afternoon.
Logged

Quote from: elShoggotho
HE WRESTLES BEARS, HE DRINKS HIS ALE, HE LOVES HIS AUTUNITE! ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, THIS SONG IS UTTER SHI-

PM me about adding a thread to the OT archive!

_|¯¯|_
r[]_[]
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2008, 10:58:05 pm »

Hank Norris MADE a coal seam in an afternoon.
Logged
Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
Immortal
**
United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2008, 10:58:58 pm »

Most coal's formed from the discarded trimmings of Pierre Manslapper's beard. Which are the size of trees.
's an easy mistake to make.
Logged
Hieronimous Stonebender
Snr. Officer
****
Denmark Denmark


Architect of Fortune


« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2008, 11:01:09 pm »

I counted to infinity.... THRICE
Logged
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2008, 11:02:20 pm »

Hank formed the seam with but a single hair.
He also made the Himalayas by pushing india into asia one afternoon.
He also drained the Aral sea when he was thirsty.
And still he thirsted.
Logged
Ella Kremper
Zeppelin Admiral
******
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Retro-Tech Dystopiac


« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2008, 11:03:12 pm »

I sat down on a seat on the London Underground and the compression caused by my bustle caused the seat to turn into coal.
Logged



Let's get a Bentley Speed Six and drive it through the middle of the forest.
Arcturon the hobo
Zeppelin Captain
*****
Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Republic of


I am my own man. You, sir, are the queen's bitch


WWW
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2008, 11:03:28 pm »

I am CuChullan!
IF you have read The Tain you know that means I killed a wolf hound when I was five, that I killed my king's enemies when I was seven, that I got a woman pregnant when I was ten, that I then disemboweled my seven year old son (who killed everybody that attacked him) with my BARE HANDS, that singlehandedly I defeated the armies of Connact, Leinster, Munster and Meath. While standing in a flooding river I fought a guy in single combat using my sword in my right hand, in my left hand I used my sling to break the ribs, leg and gouge out the eye of the Morrigan, GODDESS OF WAR!!!!
I leapt from county to county with a woman on my back and killed three hundred men and then took her virginity ALL IN THE SAME HOUR!

I am Beowulf+Chuck Norris+Jean Luc Picard+Mr. Ts+McGyver+Arnold Shwarzzeneger times a THOUSAND!!!!

I was raised on a diet of POWERTHIRST!
Logged

Nae king, nae quin, nae laird, nae master! We won't be fooled agin!

I do not suffer fools, fools suffer ME!

"If she be the daughter of fifty kings" Said Father Fitzgibbon "I tell you, you can't marry her, she being a fish."

http://sceyeballkid.deviantart.com/
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2008, 11:04:03 pm »

Hank Norris is the lone supersoldier in all the american WWII games.
And I'm your grandad.
Logged
Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
Immortal
**
United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2008, 11:06:42 pm »

Pierre Manslapper's the lone supersoldier who actually fought in both ('til now, at any rate) world wars. His nazi-murdering spree ended as soon as he heard that the war was over. Which was in 1974.
And is everyone's grandad.
Logged
Arcturon the hobo
Zeppelin Captain
*****
Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Republic of


I am my own man. You, sir, are the queen's bitch


WWW
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2008, 11:07:14 pm »

Due to an anomaly in space time caused by my reality warping levels of testosterone I am now the father of every living creature in reality!


Also I provided all of the manly sound effects for Streets of Rage on the sega megadrive.
HUH!
Logged
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2008, 11:08:24 pm »

Bat out of hell is in fact the saga of the first 9 and a half minuites of Hank Norris' life
Logged
Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
Immortal
**
United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2008, 11:10:14 pm »

Pierre Manslapper is the only person more awesome than Ace of Spades.
That song ought to be B&, for all its awesome.
It's still not quite as aweosme as Pierre Manslapper though.
Logged
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2008, 11:12:12 pm »

Crimson King by Demons and Wizards is the saga of the next 5 minuites of Hank's life.
Hank was solely responsible for the creation of the Sun.
He was scratching his beard, and the sparks produced finally started the chain-reaction that became the Sun.
Logged
Hieronimous Stonebender
Snr. Officer
****
Denmark Denmark


Architect of Fortune


« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2008, 11:15:35 pm »

Hank Norris tied Orion's Belt in a knot... Orion is  still struggling to untie it!
Logged
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2008, 11:17:27 pm »

Yep.
Hank Norris quaffs beer by pulling up the brewery and tipping it in the general direction of his mouth.
For real men quaff, none of that "drinking"
Logged
Hieronimous Stonebender
Snr. Officer
****
Denmark Denmark


Architect of Fortune


« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2008, 11:19:47 pm »

Hank Norris pees his name in the titanium...
Logged
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2008, 11:27:03 pm »

Hank Norris once beat an East German housewife in an armwrestling contest.
It lasted for 3 months.
Logged
Dusza Beben
Zeppelin Admiral
******
United States United States



« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2008, 11:29:13 pm »

By the power of Greyskull I am the manliest  of men. And I have more posts than Hank Norris, hereafter known (along with the rest of all universes, known and unknown and their inhabitants) as "my bitch".

DB


Logged

Brought to you by, Muahahahah INC, we add the "muaha" to your "hahah"
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2008, 11:30:47 pm »

Perhaps, but at the rate I post, not for long, He-man!
FOR I AM HANK NORRIS, AND I BEAT THOR IN A BELCHING CONTEST!
Logged
Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
Immortal
**
United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2008, 11:33:02 pm »

Pierre Manslapper ate Thor, in order to enter the belching contest.
He later said, in a voice that melted iron:
"A BIT WATERY"
« Last Edit: December 07, 2009, 05:10:48 pm by S.Sprocket » Logged
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2008, 11:36:16 pm »

And Hank replied, in a voice that set the stars aflame:

"I AGREE! NOW LET'S CAPTURE SOME WHALES WIITH OUR BARE, MANLY HANDS!
« Last Edit: December 07, 2009, 05:11:00 pm by S.Sprocket » Logged
Hieronimous Stonebender
Snr. Officer
****
Denmark Denmark


Architect of Fortune


« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2008, 11:39:53 pm »

I bow out gentlemen. You are the manliest of men. To retain a bit of self respect, I will venture to pee in the corner of the Oval Office.
Logged
Doctor Trakov
Officer
***
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Admiral of the 14th Belogravian Airship Navy


« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2008, 11:43:35 pm »

This is the product of having no life and a perchant for super-silliness.
But Hank Norris has no time for silliness, apart from when he stormed Washington DC on his own dressed as a nun in 1967.
He later un-stormed it.
Logged
Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
Immortal
**
United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2008, 11:46:28 pm »

And Hank replied, in a voice that set the stars aflame:

"I AGREE! NOW LET'S CAPTURE SOME WHALES WIITH OUR BARE, MANLY HANDS!

OKAY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. THOR DIDN'T REALLY FILL ME UP.

Pierre Manslapper's reply says it all...
« Last Edit: December 07, 2009, 05:11:19 pm by S.Sprocket » Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.046 seconds with 15 queries.