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Author Topic: things described as steampunk...that aren't  (Read 2135 times)
Caledonian
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« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2017, 05:55:35 am »

THE CHEEZ WHIZ NECKLACE that's it i'm dead. this thread killed me. X.X

*takes out a steam powered refibliator* hope this works...


I can never top the cheez whiz but i did find some more

These super duper steampunk sunglasses. Wearimg those will definitely make people think you are steampunk :V


A...pink keychain? I don't know what the french says though.


And this massive piece...that i doubt anyone would wear at all

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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2017, 10:31:49 pm »


I can never top the cheez whiz

.... unless you can find someone who actually bought it!
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« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2017, 10:49:23 pm »

40 bucks for an unpainted jar lid with an old valve tied to it?

Maybe the 'maker' was taking the "Whiz"...
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« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2017, 06:19:30 am »


I can never top the cheez whiz

.... unless you can find someone who actually bought it!

Sadly, the source of that screenshot remains long gone
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« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2017, 09:17:26 am »

Once seen, never forgotten... I now have a cheese whiz (and I don't even know what that is!) 'necklace' burned into my brain. Now I have to search the interweb to find a 'Steampunk' thing that is less steampunk than that.
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« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2017, 10:17:28 am »

Not Cheex Whiz, But Cheeze Whiz *Light*  Roll Eyes The other type has an attractive red cap. Still guaranteed to stop your heart in 100 sandwiches or less.
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« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2017, 10:50:51 am »

Steampunk ... you keep using that word.  I don't think it means what you think it means.
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« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2017, 03:21:22 pm »


Imagine someone showing up to a steampunk themed party with this on.


This is none of the things it is described as. Granted, might be a mistake in their website

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« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2017, 03:23:12 pm »

Once seen, never forgotten... I now have a cheese whiz (and I don't even know what that is!) 'necklace' burned into my brain. Now I have to search the interweb to find a 'Steampunk' thing that is less steampunk than that.

If you do find it, don't hesitate to post it here!
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« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2017, 04:43:22 pm »


Imagine someone showing up to a steampunk themed party with this on.


This is none of the things it is described as. Granted, might be a mistake in their website




Does the hippo tell the time? Hopefully this is not a full sized hippo. The shipping charges would be terrible!
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« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2017, 04:45:58 pm »


Imagine someone showing up to a steampunk themed party with this on.


This is none of the things it is described as. Granted, might be a mistake in their website




Does the hippo tell the time? Hopefully this is not a full sized hippo. The shipping charges would be terrible!


Putting a full size hippo in your pocket doesn't sound like a good idea either
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« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2017, 05:09:34 pm »


Imagine someone showing up to a steampunk themed party with this on.


This is none of the things it is described as. Granted, might be a mistake in their website




Does the hippo tell the time? Hopefully this is not a full sized hippo. The shipping charges would be terrible!


Putting a full size hippo in your pocket doesn't sound like a good idea either


Maybe it's a Micro-hippo?  Grin
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« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2017, 01:39:23 am »


Imagine someone showing up to a steampunk themed party with this on.


This is none of the things it is described as. Granted, might be a mistake in their website




Does the hippo tell the time? Hopefully this is not a full sized hippo. The shipping charges would be terrible!


Putting a full size hippo in your pocket doesn't sound like a good idea either


Maybe it's a Micro-hippo?  Grin

A micro hippo bred by a mad aristocrat with too much time on their hands and an excess of hippos actually sounds like it could make its way into a steampunk story or two Grin
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« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2017, 03:51:42 am »


Imagine someone showing up to a steampunk themed party with this on.


This is none of the things it is described as. Granted, might be a mistake in their website




Does the hippo tell the time? Hopefully this is not a full sized hippo. The shipping charges would be terrible!


Putting a full size hippo in your pocket doesn't sound like a good idea either


Maybe it's a Micro-hippo?  Grin

A micro hippo bred by a mad aristocrat with too much time on their hands and an excess of hippos actually sounds like it could make its way into a steampunk story or two Grin


And they tell the time!
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« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2017, 06:28:37 am »

Let's have some tea - it's nearly hipp o'clock.
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« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2017, 06:51:17 am »


Imagine someone showing up to a steampunk themed party with this on.


This is none of the things it is described as. Granted, might be a mistake in their website




Does the hippo tell the time? Hopefully this is not a full sized hippo. The shipping charges would be terrible!


Putting a full size hippo in your pocket doesn't sound like a good idea either


Maybe it's a Micro-hippo?  Grin

A micro hippo bred by a mad aristocrat with too much time on their hands and an excess of hippos actually sounds like it could make its way into a steampunk story or two Grin


Well, yeah. I could tell you that a micro-hippo watch could be Steampunk. But that would make me a hippocrite.   Grin
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« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2017, 04:04:49 pm »



Nothing as steampunk as a slit neck?

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« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2017, 05:19:06 pm »

Spoilering this one because it's slightly nsfw


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« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2017, 07:56:28 pm »

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Where there's smut, there's brass.  You might say.
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« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2017, 08:36:26 pm »

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Because steampunk people have brass private parts.
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« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2017, 09:02:45 pm »

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Ok not exactly Steampunk, but I don't see anything wrong with producing a brass knob of this shape, The phallus has been depicted in various forms since ancient times,  Cerne Abbas Giant being a fine example, so why not?


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« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2017, 11:04:51 pm »

Haha; many years ago, now, I was on holiday in Weymouth and we, that is, my parents and I, happened upon one of those New Age sort of shops. In the window was a CernevAbbas Giant clock. One arm formed the hour hand, the other formed the minute hand, and for the second hand....
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« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2017, 01:03:50 am »

Haha; many years ago, now, I was on holiday in Weymouth and we, that is, my parents and I, happened upon one of those New Age sort of shops. In the window was a CernevAbbas Giant clock. One arm formed the hour hand, the other formed the minute hand, and for the second hand....

I know! It was one of the legs, wasn't it? How charming!

XD XD XD
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« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2017, 01:17:43 am »

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Because steampunk people have brass private parts.

Well, colloquially there are steampunk adventures that might require testicles of brass.

Although this item is presumably well polished, I would query why 'our' steampunk emblem should be described as "small"...
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« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2017, 10:44:12 pm »


A...pink keychain? I don't know what the french says though.


Well my French isn't up to much but, "I am a woman with arse" seems to be the gist of it.

Ok not exactly Steampunk, but I don't see anything wrong with producing a brass knob of this shape, The phallus has been depicted in various forms since ancient times,  Cerne Abbas Giant being a fine example, so why not?

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